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Things you want to know part I : Masturbation

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Megafoo Chavez

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How normal is and/or do you any of you touch your anus during masturbation?
and does the "dirty" smell your genitals have at the end of the day turn you on more when you masturbate?

i need answers people.
 

Mugen

Banned
no and no...

I have one question though... is it true that if you masturbate a lot, your kids could be retarded?
 

Suerte

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Megafoo Chavez said:
How normal is and/or do you any of you touch your anus during masturbation?
and does the "dirty" smell your genitals have at the end of the day turn you on more when you masturbate?

i need answers people.

Fucking bathe you pig.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Megafoo Chavez said:
go bitch about staples or something, read some old #ga logs and gloat in the mirror about how you are the prom queen of the forums


:lol :lol :lol :lol that was awesome
 
A once aquired a condom which I put on the rounded end of a hair brush which I put in between the matress so the handle was sticking out...
















































in my brothers matress and I left it there for someone to discover. XD

Suprize!
 

Suerte

Member
Megafoo Chavez said:
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WHAT!!! WHAT!!! OH YEAH!!! !SKEET SKEET SKEET

the drugs, the drugs, the drugs, the drugs.


forgive me

That is the most disturbing picture i've seen on the net. EVER.
 

Megafoo Chavez

I love EGM
i once partied hard. this one guy we will call him ERIC passed out. we took a condom. spit a few loogies in it, pulled down his pants and put it up his ass with a pencil. WE GOT YOU GOOD SHIT FUCKER
 

rs7k

Member
Megafoo Chavez said:
noidea.jpg



WHAT!!! WHAT!!! OH YEAH!!! !SKEET SKEET SKEET

the drugs, the drugs, the drugs, the drugs.


forgive me

That picture is seriously disturbing. What are you on?
 

rs7k

Member
Camillemurs said:
As a supporter of masturbation and threads about masturbation I must say...

This thread freaks me the fuck out.

After this, I don't know which part of the thread freaks me out the most.
 

shoplifter

Member
Camillemurs said:
A once aquired a condom which I put on the rounded end of a hair brush which I put in between the matress so the handle was sticking out...


That girl....

Is only THIRTEEN.
 

Dilbert

Member
AND...that's enough fun for one night.

Megafoo -- I think it's wonderful that you've found some nerve endings which work for you, but we don't need threads about it, OK?
 
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