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This guy is cooler than all of us

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Alucard

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"There is nothing above us but the stars above us."
"5, 4, 3, 1."

Elektronik supersonik baby.

That was a worthy waste of the last couple of minutes of my life.
 

Fifty

Member
That can't be real. It's pretty good if it's a joke, but the greatest thing in the world if it's real.
 

miyuru

Member
Nice anyone know who sings that "Shake That Ass Bitch" song?

And I think the original link was fake, since he says at the end I AM WORLD'S GREATEST WASHED UP SUPERSTAR!!

Hahaha man that was a riot :D
 

sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
i want for you to experience BIG BANG..

actually this guy is just as cool imo
coolguy.jpg
 

Chittagong

Gold Member
sp0rsk said:
i want for you to experience BIG BANG..

actually this guy is just as cool imo
coolguy.jpg

Those shades are begging for an advanced oakleyscamaromullet.

oakleys.jpg


Speaking of great ethnical swf nonsense, never forget Hatten! (for Swedes only).
 

Firest0rm

Member
Chittagong said:
Those shades are begging for an advanced oakleyscamaromullet.

oakleys.jpg


Speaking of great ethnical swf nonsense, never forget Hatten! (for Swedes only).

For Swedes only? lol that thing is arabic. I understand every single word in the lyrics. Who the hell wrote the bottom part? Is that supposed to be what their saying? If it is then the person that wrote it needs hearing aid.
 
http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html
MOLVANIA DISQUALIFIED FROM EUROVISION!

The tiny Eastern European republic of Molvania was disqualified from the Eurovision Song Contest this year.

Zladko “Zlad” Vladcik was to perform his very popular techno-ballad, “Elektronik – Supersonik” - described as “a melodic fusion combining hot disco rhythms with cold war rhetoric”.

However, the 23-year-old singer was arrested at Istanbul’s Ataturk International Airport and immediately deported. While Eurovision does not normally test for recreational drugs, unfortunately for Vladcik, Turkish Customs do.

On his return, “Zlad” apologised to everyone in Molvania for letting them down, especially his family, his friends and his dealer.
“ZLAD” – A SHORT HISTORY

Zladko “Zlad” Vladcik rose to prominence in 2002 when he won Molvanian Idol in controversial circumstances - the other finalist, Ob Kuklop, pulled out due to a serious throat condition after one of the judges tried to strangle him.

“Zlad” immediately released the megahit, “Juust Az I Amm” – hailed by Rolling Stone as the most incorrectly spelt song of all time.

After barely 2 days on the Molvanian “Rhythm & Polka” charts, the track went platinum – remarkable considering it was only available on cassingle.
Then, in an exciting move, “Zlad” formed supergroup Wow! But while on their very first tour, he decided to go solo again, citing the fact that the rest of the band was “moving in a different direction” (Romania).
 

robochimp

Member
Zladko “Zlad” Vladcik was to perform his very popular techno-ballad, “Elektronik – Supersonik” - described as “a melodic fusion combining hot disco rhythms with cold war rhetoric”.

Uh they do know its about sex right?
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Hey baby we do not have too much time,
My blue jeans is tight,
So onto my love rocket climb!

hahahahaha, this shit is great.
 

Lord Error

Insane For Sony
Holy shit, that was just amazing. I almost shat myself laughing.

This looks a bit too elaborate though... it can quite possibly be some company's marketing scheme, much like SuperGreg or that Obedient Chicken.
 
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