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[mysticwhip]

so my cousin lives with me, he's like 28. Never really used computers much before so i let him use my netbook(which is my primary computer) got it back, look through the history and there's porn everywhere. So i say don't go to these sites so often cuz i dont want viruses fucking my shit off, y'know? but then im like fuck it because he's been nice and pretty cool and i show im how to access he incognito window, the next time i let him use it im expecting him to go wild but i hope no. he smokes weed a lot so im hoping he's just looking at it and not cumming everywhere because y'know it's kinda hard to get your dick hard when high but maybe thats just me. so basically i kinda feel uncomfortable knowing that he's jacking off using my computer. man idk, every1 has a right to jack off but idk man.

 

[Zilch]

I lol'd at "never really used computers". Sounds like he's a natural!

 

[blame space]

you're being unreasonable mysticwhip

 

[PenguinPoacher]

WTF did I just read

 

[BFIB]

Just be glad he doesn't ask you to lend a hand.

 

[Lizard with a ladder]

Once the buttons start sticking together. It's time to man up and not let him use it anymore.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

what kind of porns does he look at?

 

[Chuckl3s]

1. Are you high?
2. Did you post this on Yahoo Answers? Sounds like it.
3. Don't let him use your computer! Simple.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Tell him he is an idiot and put a password on the computer. Or just buy him a netbook. Or tell him to stop toking up for a month for his own computer.

 

[I H8 Memes]

mysticwhip
Completely Peniswhipped
(Today, 04:35 PM)

 

[Hot Coldman]

Show him the ropes, report back

 

[Claude]

Redtube.

 

[Imperial Hot]

y'know?

 

[Mr. F]

This is why I hate sharing things.

Edit; Thread of the year, holy shit.

 

[SafeinSound]

idk man

 

[Zilch]

hey mysticwhip, how is babby formed

 

[Grimm Fandango]

man idk, every1 has a right to jack off but idk man.

Don't be encroaching on his freedoms man.

 

[Darklord]

Put a black light to it.

 

[blame space]

this is america. people have rights.

 

[mysticwhip]

what kind of porns does he look at?

nothing weird

1. Are you high?
2. Did you post this on Yahoo Answers? Sounds like it.
3. Don't let him use your computer! Simple.

1.no i didn't post this on yahoo answers
3.this shit is new to him and he's been cool to me .

 

[Wazzim]

what kind of porns does he look at?

Breast milk porn is best porn.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Show him r/spacedicks

 

[SteeloDMZ]

If you catch him doing the deed, close the screen of your laptop on top of his junk.

 

[NathanMcMahon]

take a blacklight to it and post the pic.

 

[Dead Prince]

lol sticky keys.

 

[RELAYER]

mmmmm

 

[DonDraper]

Maybe if you gave him some relief now and then he wouldn't need to borrow your comp for porn. Poor dude just needs to get off.

 

[Canis lupus]

Just let him jack off bro, everyone needs to get relaxed once in a while.

 

[owlbeak]

y'know it's kinda hard to get your dick hard when high but maybe thats just me.

What? It's just you.

 

[ToddGoku]

Everyone thank Ben Franklin for the inalienable right to crank it.

 

[Double D]

so my cousin lives with me, he's like 28. Never really used computers much before so i let him use my netbook(which is my primary computer) got it back, look through the history and there's porn everywhere. So i say don't go to these sites so often cuz i dont want viruses fucking my shit off, y'know? but then im like fuck it because he's been nice and pretty cool and i show im how to access he incognito window, the next time i let him use it im expecting him to go wild but i hope no. he smokes weed a lot so im hoping he's just looking at it and not cumming everywhere because y'know it's kinda hard to get your dick hard when high but maybe thats just me. so basically i kinda feel uncomfortable knowing that he's jacking off using my computer. man idk, every1 has a right to jack off but idk man.

I have never had this issue in my life.

 

[Claude]

Show him r/spacedicks

Green Scar pls.

 

[tapedeck]

Put a black light to it.

You could see that thing from space.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

how do you know he's jacking off? Maybe he just likes to watch, saves it in his memory, and uses it later to jack off.

 

[blainethemono]

he smokes weed a lot so im hoping he's just looking at it and not cumming everywhere because y'know it's kinda hard to get your dick hard when high but maybe thats just me. .

yeah man i'm pretty sure thats just you

 

[samus i am]

Thanks for the update on your cousins web browsing habits. If he's a male in his 20s you should have expected this. Actually just being a male means you should have expected this.

 

[Chuckl3s]

Do you masturbate to the same sites??

 

[hoverboarder]

this is america. people have rights.

 

[Diablos]

OP of the month. Wow.

 

[Ferrio]

So... how does he do it? Does he close the lid on his dick and use it like some futuristic fleshlight?

 

[Clydefrog]

idk man

man idk

 

[DoomGyver]

All men watch porn, it's a way of life. Would you cut off his oxygen, OP?

 

[mysticwhip]

how do you know he's jacking off? Maybe he just likes to watch, saves it in his memory, and uses it later to jack off.

yea im hoping thats the case but it's just him alone in his room with my netbook man, plus it's his day off and his girlfriend is fat as fuck and he works like 12 hours a day hard labor.

 

[Double D]

Maybe he just needs a JO buddy. Charge up and JO!

 

[chaosblade]

lol sticky keys.

Hit shift five times, you should be able to clean it up.

 

[scorcho]

i hope you have one of those silicone shields on the keyboard.

 

[Mordeccai]

I know this feel.

I took my laptop home this winter and allowed my two sisters to use it. They're both younger than me, I'm only an undergrad, so I was confident there would be no issues.

Well, a few days pass and everythings going well. I decided to scroll through my history to find this video here on GAF the day prior, so I begin to scroll down when I notice a number of weird google searches. Cutest boys, hottest celebs, stuff like this. I know for a fact I didn't type in those searches, but whatever.

But then, a search catches my eye.

"hot boys green eyes big dick"

All of a sudden, I did not know what to do with my hands. I wanted nothing further to do with the keyboard and I cleaned the hell out of it.

Family shouldn't be using your laptop to jack it, man.

 

[commedieu]

Usually when you masturbate with someone elses laptop, you put it on your chest after hitting play. Then you have a love tent behind it. Its just common fucking courtesy. You don't put it on your lap/thighs. Not only does it block the view, but if theres any spillage, you're responsible for it.

 

[computers putin']

Reading the thread title makes it seem like your cousin was using you laptop as a fleshlight.

 

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