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[FrenchMovieTheme]

i saw this piece of shit tonight. what a joke. well maybe i am overexaggerating how bad it was, but i came away pretty disappointed. here is why i disliked this movie:

1. it was basically the SAME EXACT FUCKING MOVIE AS THE FIRST!
2. the ending was lame
3. the dialog is perhaps the worst i have ever heard in an american feature film
4. low death count... so low infact that you could count them on one hand... if you were a simpson... who had a couple fingers cut off!
5. story sucked ass. the first ring wasn't exactly of godfather quality, but at least it kept me entertained and interested. this is just shitty
6. the use of CGI sucked
7. what the fuck was with

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all the moose ramming the chicks car and acting weird?!

and why were they CG?
8. the movie depended on cheap thrills. a hand lurching out quickly, or a screeching noise. it didn't scare you at all as the first film did.


here is what i did like about it:

1. when naomi watts is in

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the well and climbing up, and then the chick is climbing up the well all fast and stop-motion like. looked pretty freaky

that's it ladies! one fucking thing! in retrospect the only way they could have done the series justice would have been to do a prequel. they were destined for failure with this movie. DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY! this movie is complete balls

p.s. i searched for ring 2 to see if someone had started a thread and didnt see it

 

[demi]

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=39848

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

-_-

i typed in ring 2

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Naomi Watts is hot. I'll pop in Mulholland Dr and wait for The Ring Two to come on hbo/cinemax/starz/whateverthefuck channel.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

they show her going down on another chick in the ring 2 if you're interested in that kind of stuff

 

[fart]

i snuck into this and i still felt cheated

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

they show her going down on another chick in the ring 2 if you're interested in that kind of stuff

mmmmm

 

[Mugen]

they show her going down on another chick in the ring 2 if you're interested in that kind of stuff

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!! SHIT IM GONNA WATCH IT NOW.

 

[btrboyev]

they show her going down on another chick in the ring 2 if you're interested in that kind of stuff

Lies!

 

[Pellham]

they show her going down on another chick in the ring 2 if you're interested in that kind of stuff

Maybe not in this movie but have you seen Mulholland Dr?

 

[WordAssassin]

here is what i did like about it:

1. when naomi watts is in

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the well and climbing up, and then the chick is climbing up the well all fast and stop-motion like. looked pretty freaky

According to a friend of mine, that was done with an animatronic puppet of the Ring girl. I haven't seen it yet but from what he described, animatronics have come a REALLY long way. About how far into the movie is this? It's playing at my theatre so maybe I'll just pop in to see this part.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

it is in the final 10 minutes of the movie i would say, the very end

 

[Prince of Space]

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When Rachel closes the lid on the well and is looking around for a way out, who else felt like yelling out, "Open the lid and ask her for directions!"?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

prince who is that sweet lady in your avatar

 

[WordAssassin]

Cool, thanks FMT. At least this'll give me something to do at work. Sundays are always SO SLOW. ;_;

 

[Prince of Space]

Miki Sawaguchi, IIRC.

 

[ghostface]

A couple of things:

About the part you liked, it was cool until

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the typical hollywood ending punchline of "I'm not your FUCKING mommy" came in. A whole movie without a single swear, and then that. My jaw was on the floor.

About the

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deers, I thought that was it was pretty cool, until I found myself yelling at Rachel to keep fucking driving after that last deer smashed into them head on. I mean do you really have to stop RIGHT THERE to ask the kid how he knew?!? You couldn't wait until you get to safety from those murderous deers, who are STILL after you, instead of giving them ample time to surround you?

And they were CG probably because they couldn't what they did with real ones.

The highlight for me was the previews for "Red Eye". Still cracks me up.