andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
Is not up yet but I have a few select quotes from last week:
Home Page:http://www.nfl.com/writers/easterbrook
*sniff*
Probably shouldn't have posted that but it's funny.
:lol
Home Page:http://www.nfl.com/writers/easterbrook
When coach in good mood:
"You #@%$#* your #*$%@ in your "%#*!!!!!"
Jersey/A Giants.
Forecast finish: 4-12
Maybe UPS
trucks could carry ball. Are Brown!
Cleveland Tootsie Rolls.
Forecast finish: 5-11
Fictional Contract Update No. 1
In 2003, Hugh Douglas left Philadelphia and signed a "five-year, $27 million" contract with Jacksonville. This contract lasted one year and paid about $6.5 million -- heady enough -- then Douglas was cut. Now he's re-signed with Philadelphia, and likely to receive about $1 million this year, pending incentives. As noted by many readers, including Daniel Kuhn of Brockport, N.Y., this leaves Douglas holding less money over two years than he would have received had he simply stayed in Philadelphia and accepted an Eagles offer that he called insulting
Too-Real Contract Update
Because NBA and MLB rosters are smaller than NFL rosters, contracts in these sports often exceed NFL contracts even though pro football is, by a huge margin, the most successful sport financially. Thus, read it and weep when you learn that Adonal Foyle, a who-dat for the Golden State Warriors, recently signed a six-year, $40 million contract. Note that I do not put those numbers in quotes: NBA contracts are guaranteed, so the gentleman will see every penny. Foyle is a career benchwarmer, last season averaging an all-but-invisible 3.0 points per game. Yet Foyle and other barely known NBA and MLB players are likely to make more in years to come than Chad Pennington, glamour-boy quarterback for an NFL team in New York (which, for NFL purposes, is located in New Jersey), more than LaDainian Tomlinson, more than other marquee NFL stars. Read it and weep.
*sniff*
New Cognomen Announcement
Last week, TMQ noted one fan's speculation that the Eagles keep losing the NFC championship because theirs is the sole NFL logo that faces from right to left. All others face left to right or are symmetrical: Check the NFL.com home page. Does this jinx Philadelphia in some mystic way? "And maybe all the numbers of Eagles jerseys add up to a prime number being broadcast from an alien starcruiser," I snickered. Drew Rogers of Raleigh, N.C., went to the Eagles roster on the day the column was published, totaled the jersey numbers (50 and 52 were assigned twice at that point, as Philadelphia had yet to make its first big cut), and found "jersey numbers added up to 4,013, which is a prime number. Maybe it's time to start scanning the skies for that starcruiser." Here is today's Eagles roster sorted by jersey number. One wonders what numerology is buried within.
Adam Taxin then suggested TMQ should call the team the Philadelphia Nesharim. The word means eagles in Hebrew, and Hebrew faces right to left, just like the mysterious Eagles logo. The Philadelphia Nesharim -- Mr. Data, make it so!
Nesharim logo
uniquely goes right to left,
like words in Torah.
-- Adam Taxim, Ross Valley, Pa.
Probably shouldn't have posted that but it's funny.
It's 38 to
31 at the half. The
Kansas City Chiefs.
Forecast finish: 10-6
Keep trading first pick:
Formula for more first picks.
S.D. Lightning Bolts.
Forecast finish: 2-14
:lol