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Told my wife I had a zoom meeting

Cunth

Fingerlickin' Good!
But I'm just locking myself in the study and reading gaf


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What u doing?
 

haxan7

Banned
cat just took a shit and she was burying for A LONG time. I just know she has shit on her back paws and/or anus but too lazy to get out of bed to check. She’ll hop on me soon. The sheets aren’t white, so unless it really smells, no one will be the wiser
what do cat turds taste like?
 
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Foamy

Unconfirmed Member
Im looking at stocks and researching about bonsai trees.
Might scratch my inner thigh later.
 
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Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
I'm on watch on an aircraft carrier at sea hoping nothing breaks before my watch ends and I can go eat lunch in peace.
 
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Deleted member 1159

Unconfirmed Member
This is the oldest trick in the book, but before it was just “I’ve got a call for the next hour” and you go jerkoff in the office. Why do you need to brand it with Zoom?

Fucking millennials trying to be part of the zeitgeist....
 
Listening to some Spotify. Took a shower about half an hour ago and I’m waiting for my Sister to show up at 11. Found out earlier I FINALLY dropped my weight to 304 after being stuck at 305+ for over a week or do. Pretty happy ‘bout that.
 
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GAMETA

Banned
I'm naked in the bathroom, trying to decide if I want to masturbate before shower or not. It's like I don't necessarily want it, but I can make it work if I get to it... the first move is the hardest.
 
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Mihos

Gold Member
This might be a good place for you to start.

I started putting on a little weight in my 40s. Started only eating between 12 and 6 pm and have been pretty slim ever since.

I cheat for work or social reasons occasionally, though
 
The 16/8 intermittent fasting is pretty much what I’ve been doing for a while now. I just didn’t set a cut off time for eating, but I usually didn’t eat anything after dinner which was between the times of 4-7 p.m. I am losing weight, but I was at a stand still for about a week there. Kinda got frustrating, but I’ve dropped a pound a day the last 2 days. I am thrilled.
 
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