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[Escape Goat]

I'd sooner bang Katie Holmes. Only if she would never speak of Dawsons Creek to me.

 

[Shinobi]

I'd take any of the chicks Cruise has banged, Rebecca DeMornay included.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"Duck, bitch! DUCK!"

 

[Diablos]

Fuck. If I was Tom Cruise I'd be doing the same kind of thing, and YOU WOULD TOO. DON'T DENY IT. YOU ALL WOULD.

 

[Agent Icebeezy]

Uh, no.

Uh, yes. That bitch looks infested with shit from the future. Fuck her skinny skank ass

Props to Katie Holmes, wifey is damn near her double, so I can relate

 

[Shinobi]

"Duck, bitch! DUCK!"

:lol

Uh, yes. That bitch looks infested with shit from the future. Fuck her skinny skank ass

:lol I wish I could. :lol Props to you though, wish I had a Holmes lookalike.