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[PotatoeMasher]

To please the crowd, a picture of two ducks in a traditional mating stance!

The City of Slagelse is cracking down on aggressive hoards of amorous drakes that practice gang rapes against the few female ducks surviving in the city park

But all winter the park's visitors have witnessed violent and gruesome scenes, as gangs of 6-7 aggressive drakes attack the few female ducks that live on the lake, raping them and often drowning them in the havoc.

'This is simply gang rape,' Slagelse project leader Peter Johansen told daily newspaper Politiken, adding that the sexual abuse had escalated as spring approached and the drakes became even more randy.

http://www.jp.dk/english_news/artikel:aid=2934452/


... what?

 

[Beezy]

O_O

 

[G4life98]

There are no words...

 

[bishoptl]

Greatest thread title I've seen in 5 years of GAF. :lol

 

[Dilbert]

Greatest thread title I've seen in 5 years of GAF. :lol

I've been trying to come up with an AFLAC joke for hours, and just can't think of one.

 

[shuri]

 

[Kabuki Waq]

Heuy Dewy and louie?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[impirius]

I first read that as "Town battles duck gang bangers", which would probably still qualify for the top ten thread titles ever.