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[Odoul]

Bratz Babyz

Come the fukk on. A commercial with cartoon babies in thongs and fishnets?! They GOTTA know who they're marketing to, and it ain't little girls.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

Happened so gradually no one even noticed ...damn we are fucked.

 

[Matlock]

wtf?!

 

[Ecrofirt]

I can almost hear some of you fapping to this. ::shudder::

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

Oh yeah, that's hot!

 

[Jotaro]

wtf?!

Holy fucking shite, Tom Petty WAS right when he complained that only a perverted society would sexualize little girls.

But that's beyond imagination and reason.

 

[Escape Goat]

That is pretty provacative.

 

[Brannon]

HO-HUM *sigh*

SHAMMON!!

 

[trilobyte]

except he likes boys

 

[AntoneM]

Who are the add wizards that came up with this one!?!

 

[tralfazz]

Who are the add wizards that came up with this one!?!

I mean HEY! What's the deal?

 

[Escape Goat]

Whats with the babies and the thongs and the hey hey hey.

 

[Ford Prefect]

motha trucka

 

[Shogmaster]

WTF?!?! DIAPERZ, MUTHAFUCKAZ! DIAPERZ!!

Jebus H Criminy!

 

[etiolate]

Lordy I hate Bratz dolls.

 

[RevenantKioku]

One night at Toys R Us prior to christmas, I was getting rather peeved at humanity, and a mother came up with a cart full of Bratz shit.
As I was ringing her up I asked:
"Doesn't it bother you how much they sex up these dolls?" only to hear back in response
"No. I think its cute."
...
Well there you go.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

1) Bratz Babyz - Cloe
Before the Bratz were everybody’s favorite fashion friends, they were the Baby Girls with a Passion for Fashion™! This is where it all began – the funky fashions, the sizzlin’ accessories and the far-out friendship! Look out, these Babyz™ already know how to flaunt it, and they’re keepin’ it real in the crib!

.....

 

[J2 Cool]

this is beyond depressing. These are the idols to young females? There is something wrong with that. Sexuality and fashion should NOT matter to young girls. What the fuck is wrong with companies?

 

[Shompola]

http://mastercollector.com/neat/toyfair05/hasbro/sigmasix.cfm

 

[whytemyke]

Hey fellas, I mean, come on.

Like, come on!

Whats the big dEEE...
the big d-d-d-eee-
the big DIIII...
Whats the big DEAL?

 

[thefit]

What is that around her neck, a butt plug? Jeebus its no wonders

































I really hope that is a butt plug...*unzips*.

 

[lexy]

Oh my gawd, that's hella cute.

I don't really like the other Bratz dolls (far too much sass) but this is the cutest thing they've ever come up with.

 

[aoi tsuki]

"OOHHhh, the kids today, with the Pokeman, and the hip hop, and... and.... SEXUAL CHARGES WHAT? I'M COSBY, BITCHES!! Haw, haw, haw!!"

 

[impirius]

lighten up parents!, February 7, 2005

A Kid's Review
"MAMA MIA" as you call yourself I have 1 thing 2 say2 you.
LIGHTEN UP ! & no the bratz teen dolls do not look like they've
been run over by a truck& this doll is so cute I mean it it supposed 2 be cute & it is and another thing I love the bratz petz
I think they are cuuute as a button , the same thing with this baby
It is positivley too cute so do not be so mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
taylor 9 & a half
caretaker of bratz babyz jade & yasmin

 

[Rlan]

Every time I see the Bratz line of toys I just shake my head. "Bratz" is just a cutesy way of saying "Bitches". Just looking at them makes you feel that if someone tried to look like them, they'd have the IQ of a guinea pig.

 

[tralfazz]

lighten up parents!, February 7, 2005

A Kid's Review
"MAMA MIA" as you call yourself I have 1 thing 2 say2 you.
LIGHTEN UP ! & no the bratz teen dolls do not look like they've
been run over by a truck& this doll is so cute I mean it it supposed 2 be cute & it is and another thing I love the bratz petz
I think they are cuuute as a button , the same thing with this baby
It is positivley too cute so do not be so mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
taylor 9 & a half
caretaker of bratz babyz jade & yasmin

Either a shitty parent saw no problem in this toy and helped type it for her or a marketing person is showing that the have no qualms selling babies in thongs and pretending to be 9 yr olds.

 

[Diablos]

Okay....I have finally come to accept the BRATZ: a bunch of teen hoochie dolls with false eyelashes that look like they've been hit by a MAX FACTOR truck and obviously shop at the FREDERICK'S OF HOLLYWOOD warehouse factory....I even can roll my eyes and walk past their trampy looking pets (BRATZ CATZ) but now here it is: The BRATZ BABYZ: Infants in diapers wearing false eyeslashes, make-up and chains. They might sell leather diapers too...I didnt stick around to find out.
What Baby Brothel are these tykes working at???

:lol :lol

 

[WordAssassin]

Holy shit, that looks badass! Too bad I have to wait till Fall to get one...by then I'll have forgotten about it and moved on to the next flashy cool toy I don't actually need.

/still a total kid at heart

 

[belgurdo]

Either a shitty parent saw no problem in this toy and helped type it for her or a marketing person is showing that the have no qualms selling babies in thongs and pretending to be 9 yr olds.

I vote marketing stooge. Most normal people who leave reviews at online stores tend to have 300% more misspellings and at least one hackeneyed comparison to a rival product in them. Then you have to take into account that two reviews have the same title (following corporate guidelines a little too closely, natch) and they all read like features lists if you look at them carefully

 

[luxsol]

Holy shit, that looks badass! Too bad I have to wait till Fall to get one...by then I'll have forgotten about it and moved on to the next flashy cool toy I don't actually need.

/still a total kid at heart

YES THAT IS AWESOME! Too bad it's out of scale with the rest of the toyline and Marvel/Toybiz is producing 1/18 scale Marvel figures! So now you can have Captain America leading an army of GI Joes against hundreds of Cobra figures led by the Red Skull!!... with the Punisher and 6 different types of Wolverines scattered throughout.

gotta post pics of the awesome GI Joe sized Marvel figs!

 

[Lemurnator]

I'm still waiting for someone to make a comment on how that doll looks like me.

 

[NLB2]

Sorry, your head's too big.

 

[Deleted member 4784]

HO-HUM *sigh*

SHAMMON!!

:lol :lol :lol

 

[belgurdo]

I'm still waiting for someone to make a comment on how that doll looks like me.

You're not important enough to be commented on. Sorry

 

[Mermandala]

Bratz Fetusez! Pimp My Placenta Playacenterz available zoon! Don't Hate!

Bratz will not be stopped. Bratz Clozeted Gizaay Republicanz! Bratz Al Qaeda Terrorizt! Babee Bratz Al Qaeda Terrorizt iz tha Bomb Jr! Abominable SnowBratz! Bratz Foxxxy Ladiez of Fox Newz! Nintendo Mario Bratz All-Starz! HoboBratz Daniel Day-Lewiz! Geriatrix Washed-Up Hoez like Cher still Kicking It Bratz! Bratzwurst Diva German Meat Productz! Crying Babee Jezuz Bratz! baby bottle pop? Aw Hell Naw! BABEE BATTLE RAP! BRAAATZ!!!

I 4 1 welcome our future RoBratz overlordz!

 

[shuri]

Holy fuck at the look of the doll. I cant believe this shit. Only in America

 

[atomsk]

Only in America

Iron Mike will take on those little baby toys ONE ON ONE! And those barbie 'my scene' bitches are next. ONLY IN AMERICA