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[Pattergen]

wtf! I wonder if that kid is having as much fun as all those people did when they drowned and froze to death. Weeee!

 

[yoshifumi]

hahahahahhahaa now that is some good unoffensive fun.

 

[neptunes]

I'm sorry but I found that funny as hell.

man...this is wrong!

hehe

 

[Pattergen]

Make no mistake, I think its helarious.

 

[Triumph]

Dude, I am SO getting that shit for my birthday on the 25th.

 

[talking head]

i got dibs on the inflatable plane going into a building

 

[Socreges]

What's the deal with cancer!?

 

[Pattergen]

Damn, looks like this slide got served. Presenting the Titanic Slide/Iceberg Challenge:

Duke: If you want this shit for your birthday its going to set you back 15k for the titanic and 10k for the iceberg challenge. I think it's worth it. (Source)

 

[Escape Goat]

I'd buy it

 

[Pattergen]

The ship is sinking! Can you survive the slide down? This dual slide captures all the excitement of the famed ocean liner on its maiden voyage.

I mean seriously, are you fucking kidding me?

 

[mightynine]

I mean seriously, are you fucking kidding me?

Give it enough time, they'll have the bungee jumping version of the Twin Towers.

 

[Escape Goat]

Or the Nazi death camp fun house

 

[Ninja Scooter]

why is that guy wearing clothes?

 

[Chipopo]

The ship is sinking! Can you survive the slide down? This dual slide captures all the excitement of the famed ocean liner on its maiden voyage

Hahahahahahaha, that is so great.

 

[Fifty]

why is that guy wearing clothes?

Because it's a slide for normal people.

 

[BuddyC]

i swear to god we had the exact same topic, complete with similar replies, at the old GAF a few months back. freaky.

 

[theo]

makes me want to be a kid again

"WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!"

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

:lol Lollerskates

I dunno why I found this thread so funny, but I'm about to die here.... Can't stop laughing to breathe.

 

[Pattergen]

makes me want to be a kid again

"WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!"

 

[theo]

would be ultra badass with some sort of raft slip n' slide feature

 

[Grifter]

That slide needs a rotating steel fan in the middle.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Because it's a slide for normal people.

i thought it was a waterslide. Roofles.

 

[Pattergen]

i thought it was a waterslide. Roofles.

See, this is a historically accurate rendition. No water slides back then! Just good ol' horrible painful and slow death!

I just had a vision of some smart ass kid getting to the bottom of the slide screaming “Oh please, don’t let me freeze to death! No, deadly iceburg, no! Hahaha this rulezerz!”

 

[Defensor]

That's just wrong, but funny at the same time.

 

[MrPing1000]

its ok as long as the bad thing happened a really long time ago its ok to make fun of it. Expect 9/11 jokes within 30years

 

[Pattergen]

Act now and you can get Twin Tower Trouble, 50% off!

 

[Hawksley]

Classy.

 

[belgurdo]

Give it enough time, they'll have the bungee jumping version of the Twin Towers.

I'd buy it

 

[The Promised One]

Coming up in 60+ years or so....


The TOWERS!!! A free fall ride based on 9/11.

That Slide is funny though.

 

[Discharger]

HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

oh god I'm dying over here

 

[Dkong]

 

[Wario64]

Hahaha

omgwtf

 

[Lambtron]

When I worked at the arcade a few years back, we used to get amusement magazines, advertising shit like this. This one in particular made me have to wipe tears from my eyes I was laughing so hard. Good stuff. So fucking wrong.

By the way. Sega made a ticket game called Titanic. One of those ones where the lights come around, and if you stop them in the "zone" or whatever you win a ton of tickets. I can't find a picture of it, but it was pretty good, too. It had this rotating piece in the center, of the ship sinking into the icy depths of the Atlantic. And it had some shitty music playing. And every once in a while, a voice would come on and say "Going down, Captain!" I remember hearing him say that over and over while I played DDR at this one arcade in town. God. So wrong on so many levels.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Anyone know if they've also put out a flaming Hindenburg moonwalk? Cause that's the one I want.