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[bjork]

Guts have been in a knot all day, and the first thing I did when I got to work was hurl. Kind of hungry, but not interested in eating if it's not going to stay down. Anyone know any quick remedies for an upset stomach?

 

[EviLore]

High pressure enema.

 

[bjork]

Hmm...

 

[Infinitemadness]

Drink cold water and add some ice.

 

[xsarien]

Get up, go to the local pharmacy, and ask the person behind the counter.

 

[yoshifumi]

i got some anti-nausea pills when i had the stomach flu last year, but they had a funny side effect of making me dizzy. also they originally gave me a shot, because it was during finals and i had to go to my tests and not throw up all over whoever sat in front of me, so they gave me an injection of the anti-nausea stuff in my ass. and my ass was sore for a week, i guess i didn't relax. but then again it's hard to relax when you've got a needle about to pierce your ass.

 

[RedDwarf]

If your local drugstore sells coke syrup, that's the way to go.

 

[bionic77]

Sit on the toilet until you feel better.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Water always makes me want to throw up when I have an upset stomach... Makes it feel a billion times worse.

 

[Mercury Fred]

Try soda water, just a few sips to see how it makes you feel. The carbonation usually helps.

If you have access to pot, smoke some. I had insane food poisoning a few years ago. I was doubled over and felt like i was going to die. Fortunately, my neighbor was a stoner and helped me out. It made me feel 100% better.

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

Sit on the toilet until you feel better.

That works.

 

[sefskillz]

 

[bjork]

If you have access to pot, smoke some.

I don't, and wouldn't.

I think I'm just going to wait it out and see what happens.

 

[Diablos]

Mint ginger ale really helps... anything mint does, but ginger ale does the trick.

If you can't find mint get regular ginger ale.

 

[bjork]

I don't think this aspirin will help, but at least it will help the headache go away.

 

[Dice]

Well it really does sound like you have a touch of the flu. Lay off dairy for awhile, that really aggrivates it, bread should be safe for the next couple days and ease into other foods as you feel better.

 

[AlphaSnake]

A tea-spoon of honey. Not kidding at all. Two weeks ago I was hurling from some really shitty chinese food, my stomach was still hurting for about an hour. That's when my mom told me to eat a spoon full of honey...no more than 5 minutes later, my stomach was absolutely fine. It was fucking nuts.

 

[navanman]

he speaks the truth:
hot whisky and lemon will settle the stomach nicely or some port will suffice also.