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[Insane Metal]

Uranus is a funny planet. And not just because it has a vaguely innuendo-y name in the English language. It is absolutely peculiar in its own right. One of its weirdest features is its tilt. Uranus rotates around the Sun on its side, with each pole facing the Sun for 42 years before switching. The cause of this weird tilt has long been suspected to be a collision, and a new study gives details of the impact.

As reported in the Astrophysical Journal, an international team used sophisticated simulations to reproduce what has been observed on the ice giant planet. After using 50 different impact scenarios, they believe that Uranus was hit by an object roughly twice as massive as Earth, most likely made of rock and ice. This happened around 4 billion years ago when the Solar System was still quite young.

The impact didn’t just influence the tilt. The researchers believe that it can also explain the surprisingly low temperature of the planet. The debris from the impactor might act as a thermal shield, trapping the heat from the planet's interior and making the outer atmosphere extremely cold.
“Uranus spins on its side, with its axis pointing almost at right angles to those of all the other planets in the Solar System," lead author Jacob Kegerreis, PhD researcher at Durham University, said in a statement. "This was almost certainly caused by a giant impact, but we know very little about how this actually happened and how else such a violent event affected the planet.

“Our findings confirm that the most likely outcome was that the young Uranus was involved in a cataclysmic collision with an object twice the mass of Earth, if not larger, knocking it on to its side and setting in process the events that helped create the planet we see today.”

Article http://www.iflscience.com/space/uranus-experienced-a-colossal-impact-that-knocked-it-on-its-side/

 

[God Enel]

 

[Breakage]

Is it possible to talk to a girl about the planet Uranus without either feeling awkward or wanting to laugh?

 

[Captain Zyrain]

Giggity.

 

[Osukaa]

Damn.... I knew what to expect but still a bit disappointed....
Uranus is the tramp planet... i'd love to visit one day

 

[Mochilador]

Holy shit, I wasn't ready for this.

 

[ipukespiders]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moons_of_Uranus

 

[Corrik]

I c wut u did thur

 

[MayauMiao]

Uranus have always been the butt joke of our solar system.

 

[5secondrulesucks]

pluto will always be a planet in my heart

 

[Cunth]

A+ thread title

 

[womfalcs3]

It's funny how so many words that start with "Ur-" have transformed into a "Yur-" in English. Uruguay, Uranus, etc.. They're pronounced "Oor-" by all other languages. Even Ukraine is pronounced Ookrania in other languages.

 

[King of Foxes]

https://www.change.org/p/nasa-rename-uranus-to-urectum

 

[AlteredForms]

Thread title...

 

[WinterIsComing]

lol good job OP

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Evidence that Uranus was designed by a grand architect. Gets little sunlight but can take tremendous beatings.

 

[Kadayi]

A worthy lunchtime giggle. GJ OP.

 

[infinitys_7th]

It's pronounced ur-ah-nus, not ur-ay-nus.

 

[Greedings]

Uranus rotates around the Sun on its side, with each pole facing the Sun for 42 years before switching.

Maybe I'm stupid, but I don't understand this statement. If it's facing the sun with its pole, why would it ever switch sides?

 

[44Forever]

It's pronounced ur-ah-nus, not ur-ay-nus.

Don't be a party pooper!

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Maybe I'm stupid, but I don't understand this statement. If it's facing the sun with its pole, why would it ever switch sides?

Myanus switches sides when tanning. Why wouldn’t Uranus do the same?

 

[iconmaster]

Uranus was asking for it.

 

[Insane Metal]

Maybe I'm stupid, but I don't understand this statement. If it's facing the sun with its pole, why would it ever switch sides?

You made a good point... I have no idea! haha never thought of that.

 

[Link1110]

It's pronounced ur-ah-nus, not ur-ay-nus.

No, It's pronounced urine-iss

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?

They both circle Uranus, looking for Klingons.

 

[KyanMehwulfe]

... so what you're saying it, uranus was pounded until it could no longer walk straight

 

[manfestival]

https://www.humblebundle.com/books/...ayout_index_2_layout_type_threes_tile_index_3

 

[Insane Metal]

^dude.................

 

[EviLore]

^dude.................

They don't call him manfestival for nothin' ;b

 

[brett_me]

I came here looking for ass jokes, and I wasn't disappointed.

 

[SatansReverence]

No, It's pronounced urine-iss

It's George damn it...

 

[Insane Metal]

I came here looking for ass jokes, and I wasn't disappointed.

Seems like that's the only thing Uranus is good for

 

[Lionel Richie]

The impact didn’t just influence the tilt. The researchers believe that it can also explain the surprisingly low temperature of the planet.

Nice to see Uranus is cool with it.

 

[Espada]

Goddamn, to imagine something so big that a glancing blow knocked over a fucking gas giant is insane.

 

[HaveButOneLife]

Welp, at least she bought me a drink first.