I wasn't too abusive in the game, though in Shadow Battle, I'd go into the shadow world, and pick up my sister just as Shadow Link sets down a pirate bomb, and hold her in the real world until it went off.
How are these funny? Eh, comics just don't me laugh ever. It's like I could illustrate me making cereal and spilling the milk and still eating, and it'd be as funny as the first one...
You guys should go down the comics page in your newspaper and check off all the ones you don't find funny. Then send in the page with a letter of complaint.