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[EviLore]

...the circuit for the Boss Metal Zone guitar pedal.

Viral Conspiracy Theory Image of COVID-19 Vaccine "5G Chip" is Actually the Boss Metal Zone Circuit

Inject those jet-fueled distortion tones right into your bloodstream – literally.

www.guitarplayer.com

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Mamma Mia!

That's a big-a PsyOps!

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

 

[M1chl]

Probably to put people into overdrive

 

[MilkyJoe]

Probably to put people into overdrive

*chirp... *

 

[lock2k]

LMAO

Everyone and their mother had the metal zone here during the 90's, that and the awful Zoom 505 pedalboard. Good times.

Covid sounds like a bee confirmed

 

[Riven326]

...the circuit for the Boss Metal Zone guitar pedal.

Viral Conspiracy Theory Image of COVID-19 Vaccine "5G Chip" is Actually the Boss Metal Zone Circuit

Inject those jet-fueled distortion tones right into your bloodstream – literally.

www.guitarplayer.com

The one pedal to rule them all. Or just make you sound like everyone else.

 

[Pagusas]

LOL... and the worst part is we all know some certain posters on here would believe this and repost it if the OP hadn’t already killed the story.

 

[EviLore]

The one pedal to rule them all. Or just make you sound like everyone else.

There is a way to set yourself apart...

 

[Aarbron]

Dumb cunts.

 

[Croatoan]

I should have known the Metal Zone would be the downfall of society. I used to own one, its sounded like Bees and COVID.

 

[teezzy]

lmfao dude

 

[God Enel]

 

[ManofOne]

So what you're saying is I can finally play like Slash if I get this vaccine?.

 

[Lupingosei]

The real conspiracy is, that this another attempt to kill off any form of personal responsibility and people are actually rooting for it.

Stay at home, work, and consume you fat fuck. If you go outside to exercise or have friends over, we will call the cops on you.

Covid is just the perfect Petri dish to test how to create fat, lazy, stupid consumers listening to the authorities and training snitches who call the police at anyone who does not agree.

All the 5G nonsense and other bullshit is just a welcome opportunity to associate any criticism with those wackos.

 

[Tesseract]

Probably to put people into overdrive

 

[Greasy Caveman]

Does that weirdo have a braided beard

 

[Soodanim]

The real conspiracy is, that this another attempt to kill off any form of personal responsibility and people are actually rooting for it.

Stay at home, work, and consume you fat fuck. If you go outside to exercise or have friends over, we will call the cops on you.

Covid is just the perfect Petri dish to test how to create fat, lazy, stupid consumers listening to the authorities and training snitches who call the police at anyone who does not agree.

All the 5G nonsense and other bullshit is just a welcome opportunity to associate any criticism with those wackos.

Yeah, damn the conspiracy that encourages you to only go out for essentials, still encourages you to go out for exercise but use the plethora of other means to communicate and entertain yourself in the meantime. Those sneaky bastards.

 

[danowat]

It's amazing how many people just believe any old shit on the internet.

 

[Soodanim]

I was looking at the image wondering when I would see the fake covid 5G version, but that is the 5G one. It’s impressive that they managed to add bass and treble controls to a nanochip.

 

[Outrunner]

Reading the Covid-19 thread in Gaf I feel that there are a lot of gaffers that would most likely fall for this.

 

[AgentP]

I feel like this is making fun of 90% of the posters in Politics, don't bite the hand that feeds you!

 

[Alebrije]

So we can Blame Iron Maiden for the new U.K.'s Covid mutation....

No wonder why some of them recently look this way :

 

[Alx]

While the story is funny (and the idea of injecting 5G chips is ludicrous), I don't see the similarity in the diagrams. Are the upper part and the lower part supposed to be similar ? Also which one is supposed to be the conspiracy one, the one with both "5G" and "bass/treble/foot switch" appearing ?

 

[diffusionx]

There is a way to set yourself apart...

Good start but needs more Metal Zone imo

 

[AJUMP23]

The truth is out there.

 

[Super Mario]

I believe someone out there has an interest to push these absurd claims to go "look how dumb it is, therefore anything you hear that we don't approve is also this dumb".

Not that I'm necessarily saying this vaccine has a nefarious purpose. However, while I am no medical expert or scientist, mRNA is a least concerning. What is the limit of what it can do?

 

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman]

Is this how cd projekt red expects to patch cyberpunk...?

 

[YCoCg]

I believe someone out there has an interest to push these absurd claims to go "look how dumb it is, therefore anythin

No, I work in an industry that gets a lot of hate and protests from these loons, they'll believe anything their "trusted sources" say. The absolute craziest being that Fibre Optic is helping to deliver the disease to people.

 

[MilkyJoe]

There is a way to set yourself apart...

There is

 

[carlosrox]

LOL... and the worst part is we all know some certain posters on here would believe this and repost it if the OP hadn’t already killed the story.

I bet more people here would believe it if it was reported on CNN

 

[Jon Neu]

Evangelion predicted this.

 

[poppabk]

I'm trying to imagine what they thought the foot pedal would do.

 

[jufonuk]

I didn’t want to do this but you forced me to do this. Behold the truth.

I mean wake up sheeple

 

[CygnusX187]

As a pedal builder and super pedal dude all around this is fucking hilarious.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

So i got the chip for free?

 

[captainraincoat]

These groups of people are very easy to stereotype....they start with the covid is fake conspiracies and you can pretty much go down the checklist of batshit insane propaganda like 5G towers/flat earth....the Illuminati

very easy to fuck with as well...I had a box of old Logitech webcams which I simply plugged into a few dead raspberry Pi boards and boxes and put them in a couple of trees outside the back fence our whacky conspiracy neighbour and he literally cut down the tree and erected mirrors in his back yard and I found a big fire pit with the remains of them

when he is away I might get my lawnmower and do some crop circles in the vacant block on the other side of his property to see if he believes in aliens as well

 

[poodaddy]

These groups of people are very easy to stereotype....they start with the covid is fake conspiracies and you can pretty much go down the checklist of batshit insane propaganda like 5G towers/flat earth....the Illuminati

very easy to fuck with as well...I had a box of old Logitech webcams which I simply plugged into a few dead raspberry Pi boards and boxes and put them in a couple of trees outside the back fence our whacky conspiracy neighbour and he literally cut down the tree and erected mirrors in his back yard and I found a big fire pit with the remains of them

when he is away I might get my lawnmower and do some crop circles in the vacant block on the other side of his property to see if he believes in aliens as well

Ima need you to update us on future shenanigans regarding said neighbor. This has great potential.

 

[Croatoan]

I didn’t want to do this but you forced me to do this. Behold the truth.

I mean wake up sheeple

So it will have a lot of delays?!?




Only guitarists will get this joke.

As a pedal builder and super pedal dude all around this is fucking hilarious.

What pedals do you build? I have done a few kits in the past but have been obsessed with guitar pedals for over a decade...pretty much to the detriment of my playing .

 

[jufonuk]

So it will have a lot of delays?!?




Only guitarists will get this joke.




What pedals do you build? I have done a few kits in the past but have been obsessed with guitar pedals for over a decade...pretty much to the detriment of my playing .

To the two of you who found each other I say.

 

[GAMETA]

I didn’t want to do this but you forced me to do this. Behold the truth.

I mean wake up sheeple

Gotta give yourself away, bro