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[Hollywood]

AKA Crap of the year.

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/gookeraward2004.html

:lol

 

[Hollywood]

WWE Diva Search (3129) 28%

Heidenreich: Poet/Rapist (886) 8%

Kane-Lita Wedding (827) 7%

JBL: YOUR WWE Champ (1763) 16%

(Near) Death of Paul Bearer (516) 5%

Snitsky Kills Lita's Baby (1499) 13%

Booker T: Voodoo Man (225) 2%

Mordecai: Heaven Help Us (680) 6%

Goldberg-Lesnar: See Ya! (1530) 14%

Big Show: Big Game Hunted! (200) 2%


I am surprised the concrete tomb thing with Paul Bearer is so low. That was ridiculosly stupid.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

When OVW's Big Bad John showed up on Smackdown, few expected him to get the mega-push he has. And even of those few who saw it coming, no one could have ever predicted that he'd do so as a poet who would eventually wind up stalking, and then apparently anal raping, Michael Cole. That's something I didn't need to see.

What.

the.

fuck?

i need details on that shit!

 

[DMczaf]

John Heidenreich, The New Poet Lauret (And Vaguely Homsexual Rapist) of the Wrestling World: When OVW's Big Bad John showed up on Smackdown, few expected him to get the mega-push he has. And even of those few who saw it coming, no one could have ever predicted that he'd do so as a poet who would eventually wind up stalking, and then apparently anal raping, Michael Cole. That's something I didn't need to see.

Um...WTF? Now I'm happy I don't watch Smackdown :|

Goldberg vs. Lesnar - So Long, and Thanks for Nothing: It should have been the biggest match on one of the biggest shows in the history of wrestling. And, even two months before it happened, it looked as though it would be: Brock Lesnar, one of the hottest young stars in wrestling, versus Bill Goldberg, who at one time was the biggest name in the business. But then...things went awry, with Lesnar looking to get out and Goldberg looking to do the same. By the time the match came, no one cared, including, it seemed, the two participants! Truly one of the most bizarre matches in the history of pro wrestling.

:lol That match was so awesome, I think they walked around in circles while locking up and breaking up for about 10 mins.

 

[LakeEarth]

I voted for the Diva Search. Not funny wrestlecrap, just dumb boring and kept going for MONTHS despite the fact everyone hated it wrestlecrap.

 

[Hollywood]

Um...WTF? Now I'm happy I don't watch Smackdown :|



:lol That match was so awesome, I think they walked around in circles while locking up and breaking up for about 10 mins.

I don't think I saw that Smackdown, but he basically abducted Michael Cole and read him poetry. :lol

 

[LakeEarth]

Yeah, no actual anal rapage, but he had him in a hammerlock and kinda did some thrusting motions... and with Michael Cole's expression, I wouldn't be suprised if that's what WWE was going for.

 

[DMczaf]

Yeah, no actual anal rapage, but he had him in a hammerlock and kinda did some thrusting motions... and with Michael Cole's expression, I wouldn't be suprised if that's what WWE was going for.

I want video of this :lol

 

[Trevelyon]

We MUST get video of this. :lol :lol

 

[MentalNoiz]

Easily the Diva Search . Thank god for the Tivo .. Bleep Bleep Bleep .

 

[Matlock]

Big Show - Big Game Hunted: How do you stop a 500 pound monster from charging? Take away his credit card! *ahem* No, what you do is grab a tranquilizer gun and shoot him in the back. Never thought I'd see that in a wrestling ring. And now that I've seen it, I wish I hadn't.

:lol

What the fuck?

That site desperately needs video of all of those.

 

[Lyte Edge]

I voted for this a few weeks back. It was a tough decision, but in the end I felt I HAD to go with the Diva Search, because the entire thing really was pointless, grade A 100% pure CRAP and had no business being on RAW. Especially after Christy "won" and theh almost all the other contestents end up getting jobs with the WWE a short time later. What was the point?

 

[Hollywood]

:lol

What the fuck?

That site desperately needs video of all of those.

Yeah I saw that, it was pretty gay. Angle shot him with a tranq gun and shaved his head. It was supposed to be an update of the old Andre the Giant thing they did to him. I love how when you get your hair shaved in wrestling, it never grows back. :lol

 

[Lyte Edge]

:lol

What the fuck?

That site desperately needs video of all of those.

Yeah, it was horrible, yet hilarious at the same time. But see, Kurt Angle didn't just knock the Big Slow out with the dart, he then gets some barber shears and does a terrible job trying to shave his head as his ultimate act of revenge! :lol

This was all a storyline way to explain Big Show getting his head fully shaved (he was going bald). Then they actually *HYPED* the new "look" for Show a few weeks until the next PPV.

Total Wrestlecrap.

 

[Lyte Edge]

I was surprised to see that the segment where Gene Snitsky kicked a baby doll across the arena didn't make the list.

 

[Brian Fellows]

I voted for Lita/Kane. Any angle that involves having to look and listen to Lita is a horrible idea to begin with. Then when you throw in a worthless scrub like Kane whose chracter was played out 4 years ago its one of the worst storylines ever.

 

[DMczaf]

I was surprised to see that the segment where Gene Snitsky kicked a baby doll across the arena didn't make the list.

Gene Snitsky Kills Lita's Baby: Another fun little angle in which we saw new heel Gene Snitsky show up and do an in-ring abortion on poor ol' Lita. Then he kicked a baby doll into the crowd, with the announce crew believing that it might have been a real child. Hey, even Vince ain't the cruel.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Neo_ZX]

Eugene should probably be up there too now that his gimmick has grown stale.

Even though HHH is the only one who can handle the belt, it's still tiring to see him with it.

Voodoo Booker was awesome. JBL has been getting a lot better too. No terrorist attacks yet either.

I'd vote for Mordecai. That didn't pan out too well did it?

 

[Rorschach]

Gene Snitsky Kills Lita's Baby: Another fun little angle in which we saw new heel Gene Snitsky show up and do an in-ring abortion on poor ol' Lita. Then he kicked a baby doll into the crowd, with the announce crew believing that it might have been a real child. Hey, even Vince ain't the cruel.

HOLY SHIT... :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[DMczaf]

This thread needs more Arquette.

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/arquette.html

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/induction files/arquette/arquetteheel2.rm

Listen to his heel promo! :lol

 

[FortNinety]

Stuff like this makes me wish I still watched wrestling.

I gotta see this baby kicking thing as well, sounds solid.

 

[bishoptl]

jobber has it as his avatar.