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http://www.vulture.com/2017/06/all-213-beatles-songs-ranked-from-worst-to-best.html

Presumably inspired by last week's 50th anniversary of Sgt. Pepper.

It's only one writer's opinion, but I found most of the rationale at least reasonable, though I suppose it helped that so many Revolver and Rubber Soul songs were highly ranked. However, inoffensive, whimsical songs like Yellow Submarine, Octopus's Garden, and Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da get hit hard.

Spoilers (why?) for the top 3:

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3. Penny Lane
2. Strawberry Fields
1. A Day in the Life

Myself, I've come to value some of Harrison's work more than when I was younger. Here Comes the Sun, While My Guitar Gently Weeps, and Something are actually pretty high on the author's list, but would be even higher on mine, and the early stuff (Please Please Me) would be a bit lower. I'd also move up Rain and move down all of the top three, especially

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Penny Lane

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[Robot Pants]

Penny Lane top 3?
Get the fuck outta here

 

[smokeymicpot]

I agree with Number 1 and While My Guitar Gently Weeps should be in the top ten.

 

[genericsuperhero]

Wow, that writer has a lot of hate for McCartney in his writing.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

how you gonna put Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da at 194 like that

 

[CloudWolf]

Something not being number 1 should be criminal.

 

[Rock And Roll]

A real tough list to make so I give the author credit for attempting.

That being said, Lovely Rita and Penny Lane are ranked way too high. Penny Lane being third over something like Hey Jude or Let It Be is insanity.

 

[Fireblend]

Well at least number 1 is correct.

 

[BumRush]

Never going to agree with another person's list of Beatles songs, but it's still fun to read the reasonings.

I think Blackbird is the best song ever written, While My Guitar at #2 and A Day in the Life at #3

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Something not being number 1 should be criminal.

And that something is I Want You (She's So Heavy). :V

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It's hard to choose a best Beatles song, don't take this comment as my specific opinion.

 

[jay]

I've Just Seen a Face at 115? I can stop reading.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

There is a lot wrong here

 

[htttpwwwyahoocom]

My favorite song is "Good Day Sunshine" rip

 

[Dwight Schrute]

how you gonna put Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da at 194 like that

Yeah, should be no. 213

 

[Einchy]

A Day in the Life being 1 is good shit.

 

[AlteredBeast]

Shit list if I ever saw one.

 

[TheExhaustedWalrus]

He got #1 right, at least.

 

[KeyBladerXIII]

how you gonna put Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da at 194 like that

Agreed, one of my favorites.

 

[SMG]

Taxman not being the lowest is absurd.

 

[emag]

Taxman not being the lowest is absurd.

Taxman's overall message is a bit problematic (as Harrison himself later realized), but it's nowhere near as bad as Run For Your Life (which the writer rates higher?). Taxman also sounds great and has some solid lyrics ("Now my advice for those who die/Declare those pennies on your eyes").

 

[NekoFever]

I've Just Seen a Face at 115? I can stop reading.

One of my favourites too. Really underrated.

 

[inky]

While my guitar gently weeps
A day in the life
In my life
Because
I've just seen a face
Golden slumbers+Carry that weight+End

 

[jstripes]

Some of rankings in that list are seriously questionable. The critic has some serious beefs with decent tracks.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Obviously whenever these lists come out, we can find all manner of ways to nitpick the choices. But someone who thinks "She's Leaving Home" is a "bathetic lugubrious mess" while praising the nonsensical bullshit of "I Am the Walrus" is a fucking hypocritical moron of the highest order. I still like "I Am the Walrus," mind you, but this guy is knocking Paul for his trite lyrics on "Ob-La-Di" and then praises the most nonsensical song ever written as genius? Get the fuck outta here.

My top 5 (no order):
A Day in the Life
Norwegian Wood
Across the Universe (naked version)
Eleanor Rigby
While My Guitar Gently Weeps

 

[SMG]

Taxman's overall message is a bit problematic (as Harrison himself later realized), but it's nowhere near as bad as Run For Your Life (which the writer rates higher?). Taxman also sounds great and has some solid lyrics ("Now my advice for those who die/Declare those pennies on your eyes").

It sounds good, but coming from a band that talks about free love and were all crazy rich before the age of 30 it always seems bitter and petty.
Gonna listen to Run For Your Life. Still a lot of Beatles songs I've missed.

 

[Galang]

I mean. If anyone is going to rank 200 songs by an artist nobody is going to agree with the list. No need to nitpick very much in this case

 

[Marvie_3]

Penny Lane at 3 is ridiculous.

 

[TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared]

Eleanor Rigby is the greatest.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

In My Life belongs in top 3.

 

[Omadahl]

Penny Lane is trash. Eleanor Rigby is a top 3 for certain. A Day in the Life deserves a top spot for it's transition alone.

 

[Zach]

Top 11

A Day in the Life
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
We Can Work It Out
In My Life
Here Comes the Sun
I'm Only Sleeping
Help!
Hey Jude
Something
I Want You (She's So Heavy)
Octopus's Garden

 

[Hindl]

Fuck this, Dig a Pony is nowhere near the 5th worst Beatles song

And Maxwell at 182?! This person sucks

And yes, they did get #1 right

 

[TheCowboyPoet]

Tomorrow Never Knows is #1.

 

[KraytarJ]

#1 is absolutely correct

 

[so1337]

What the fuck at number two and three.

 

[Zach]

Fuck this, Dig a Pony is nowhere near the 5th worst Beatles song

And Maxwell at 182?! This person sucks

John Lennon on "Dig a Pony":

...a piece of garbage.

John Lennon on "Maxwell's Silver Hammer":

...more of Paul's granny music.

>_>

 

[TheCowboyPoet]

Good Day Sunshine is the worst? Seriously? You're going to sit here and tell me Wild Honey Pie is a better song than Good Day Sunshine?
Every moment of Revolver is perfection. Come on Bill Wyman.

 

[Zach]

Ah, what do you know, TheCowboyPoet? You put "Tomorrow Never Knows" at #1 like a gah dang crazy person.

: )

 

[jay]

You're going to sit here and tell me Wild Honey Pie is a better song than Good Day Sunshine?

Funny, I made this exact comparison in my head, too.

 

[Zach]

Numba nine numba nine numba nine.

 

[Stumpokapow]

1-2 for me would probably be Tomorrow Never Knows and A Day in the Life, and most of my favourites made the top 30 or so, so I would say this is a pretty decent list.

 

[Got]

Number 1 is correct.

 

[acheron_xl]

Good Day Sunshine is the worst? Seriously? You're going to sit here and tell me Wild Honey Pie is a better song than Good Day Sunshine?
Every moment of Revolver is perfection. Come on Bill Wyman.

I like that, even if I disagree. I love a critic with opinions.

 

[InaudibleWhispa]

Happiness is a Warm Gun not even in the top 100? It's top 10. Also Penny Lane sucks. But nobody could make a list like this without a ton of complaints.

 

[Timeaisis]

Wow, Good Day Sunshine in last place. What kind of list is this.

Edit: Since we are all top-fiving, anyway.

1. She's So Heavy
2. Get Back
3. Hey Jude
4. Here Comes the Sun
5. While My Guitar Gently Weeps

Also, Penny Lane is a good song.

 

[compo]

I'm actually not really fond of A Day in the Life. It's a pretty good song until those weird sound effect parts.

I would have a hard time ranking my favorite songs, though. The only thing I can definitely say is that Piggies would probably be in last place. And it beat out way too many other songs in this guy's list.

 

[Earthbound64]

Obviously whenever these lists come out, we can find all manner of ways to nitpick the choices. But someone who thinks "She's Leaving Home" is a "bathetic lugubrious mess" while praising the nonsensical bullshit of "I Am the Walrus" is a fucking hypocritical moron of the highest order. I still like "I Am the Walrus," mind you, but this guy is knocking Paul for his trite lyrics on "Ob-La-Di" and then praises the most nonsensical song ever written as genius? Get the fuck outta here

Yeah, on ranking lists people focus too much on the order/placement, and not enough on the "justifications"/"reasonings."
Poor list.

 

[Reverend Funk]

Not a fan of penny lane

 

[Adam_Vania]

Please Please Me better than Tomorrow Never Knows?
Lovely Rita better than While My Guitar Gently Weeps?
Penny Lane better than I'm Only Sleeping?

this list sucks

 

[Alcotholic]

This would be an incredibly hard task and probably disagree with most of the list, but I do agree with #1. A day in the life is a phenomenal song.