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[lachesis]

http://www.wketchup.com/

I just came across the ad for tomorrow's morning show. First I thought it was a mere joke, then I realized that it's an actual product.

After going through a bit in this site... I was mildly offended by this line.

"W Ketchup™ is made in America, from ingredients grown in the USA.
The leading competitor not only has 57 varieties, but has 57 foreign factories as well. W Ketchup comes in one flavor: American. "

I don't know why I'm offended by this, but I guess being an asian american, a relative minority has to do it. Perhaps, I'm seeing the last line "American" as "white" - and I know I'm overreacting..

Anyway...
(there's no point in this post. just... interesting. )

lachesis

 

[Chipopo]

God, I can't believe I didn't see this coming....

 

[Desperado]

W Ketchup? more like WTF Ketchup.

 

[Guzim]

Amazing.

 

[sprsk]

should be destroyed for calling it ketchup.

everyone knows its...

 

[Pattergen]

Dumb and smart. Dumb if they actually believe this bullshit, smart because they are capitolizing on the dumb consumers who actually believe this bullshit.

Let's help dem iraqi's, as long as dey dunt take urr jeebs!! America sucks, xenophobic and messianistic at the same fucking time.

 

[Ghost]

*after about 10 minutes thinking*

OH I GET IT.


Damn thats a lame idea.


Cant wait till we get Labour ketchup in the UK next year.

 

[explodet]

Let's help dem iraqi's, as long as dey dunt take urr jeebs!!

Dey took errr jeeeerrrbs!

W Ketchup comes in one flavor: American. "

What does "American" taste like? Doesn't sound very appetizing to me.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

What does the “W” stand for?
The “W” stands for “Washington”.

Riiiiiight.

But I guess they're right. Wouldn't want to be forced into buying a ketchup owned in a small percentage by the wife of an opposing politician. Also, please buy my new Kerry Oil. (The Kerry stands for Kerry Marie)

 

[heavy liquid]

What the hell is going on in this country?

http://www.wketchup.com/

"You don't support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?"

Ahahahahaha! Ketchup for our "Freedom Fries", I guess...

 

[ManDudeChild]

Dey took errr jeeeerrrbs!
What does "American" taste like? Doesn't sound very appetizing to me.

Think Soylent Green but more greasy, and with additional girls.

 

[MaddenNFL64]

So, no Freedom syrup for our Freedom toast yet?

 

[belgurdo]

Dey took errr jeeeerrrbs!
What does "American" taste like? Doesn't sound very appetizing to me.

Fat

 

[Blackace]

Riiiiiight.

But I guess they're right. Wouldn't want to be forced into buying a ketchup owned in a small percentage by the wife of an opposing politician. Also, please buy my new Kerry Oil. (The Kerry stands for Kerry Marie)

The star of Sticky Tits and other fine movies

 

[dark10x]

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

I was hoping that each bottle of W Ketchup™ would sport a goofy picture of Bush though.

 

[bionic77]

Just in time for the Republican convention. I wonder how many cases of this Ripclawe is going to buy?

 

[norinrad21]

Just in time for the Republican convention. I wonder how many cases of this Ripclawe is going to buy?

LOL.....

 

[Diablos]

I hope this is a joke.

edit: It's not. This left/right bullshit is getting annoying.

 

[human5892]

I covered this on my website, and it was tremendously easy, because I didn't really have to make fun of anything. It really just makes fun of itself.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Hahahahaha