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Was just writing at my stand up desk, went to grab a pen from a cup holding a bunch of pens

Cutty Flam

Cutty Flam

Banned
And the biggest fucking black spider just scurries from that motherfucker and of course scurries behind said dresser

Motherfucker...I despise when this happens. Now I have to muster up the bravery and kill that huge son of bitch or else I’ll be on edge for days until I get this sucker

Fuckers the size of a damn grape from the glimpse that I got of it

Fuck breh....

How could he have been so big if the coward motherfucker was in the cup and there’s no web? It’s obvious he’s been keeping his strength thanks to me. Motherfucker. Another prick insect after my gains

I guess a true bodybuilder ought to and will keep a very clean room for this reason. I’ll be going to war in a few GAF, pray for my victory
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If you put your finger up to your screen, add maybe a cm more and that’s the size. Fucking hate spiders in the house like no other
 
Cutty Flam

Cutty Flam

Banned
Spukc said:
The bigger they are the less venom.
Stop chugging soy and be a man eat the fucker
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The bites on my leg say otherwise. I thought the main culprit was the mosquito the other day. He was just the spiders little bitch on the corner

Now I’m dealing with with Pimp Daddy Dog
 
DESTROYA

DESTROYA

Member
It’s just a spider OP, nothing a rolled up magazine or newspaper can’t handle.
Usually I just capture them alive and release them outside, spiders are good at keeping other pests under control.
 
Celcius

Celcius

°Temp. member
I’m with you 100% OP, I hate all spiders and insects. It’s best to just get it over with as quickly as possible.
 
Rat Rage

Rat Rage

Member
Anyone else use a glass or jar to catch them and release them outside? This is what I always do. When it comes to spiders, I'm a gentleman. Mosquitoes, on the other hand, only deserve death.
 
JareBear: Remastered

JareBear: Remastered

Banned
Cutty Flam said:
And the biggest fucking black spider just scurries from that motherfucker and of course scurries behind said dresser

Motherfucker...I despise when this happens. Now I have to muster up the bravery and kill that huge son of bitch or else I’ll be on edge for days until I get this sucker

Fuckers the size of a damn grape from the glimpse that I got of it

Fuck breh....

How could he have been so big if the coward motherfucker was in the cup and there’s no web? It’s obvious he’s been keeping his strength thanks to me. Motherfucker. Another prick insect after my gains

I guess a true bodybuilder ought to and will keep a very clean room for this reason. I’ll be going to war in a few GAF, pray for my victory
2ONeKvU.jpg


If you put your finger up to your screen, add maybe a cm more and that’s the size. Fucking hate spiders in the house like no other
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Holy fucking shit


Kill it with fucking fire

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I_D

I_D

Member
Cutty Flam said:
2ONeKvU.jpg


If you put your finger up to your screen, add maybe a cm more and that’s the size. Fucking hate spiders in the house like no other
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Based on your instructions, that's damn near the biggest spider ever discovered.


Grab a frying pan and smash that fucker. If you don't, it's bound to multiply.
 
Cutty Flam

Cutty Flam

Banned
I_D said:
Based on your instructions, that's damn near the biggest spider ever discovered.


Grab a frying pan and smash that fucker. If you don't, it's bound to multiply.
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Not even close bro. One day, while I walking to school one early morning, I had just entered the gate to my high school. There was some very fucking odd spider, seemingly born with less than 8 legs, about the size of three John F. Kennedy silver dollars, literally hopping to get around. Hairy as fuck and it didn’t seem to be hurt or disfigured, I think the sucker was born that way and somehow lived long enough to get that huge. Well, I don’t know its story or whatever the fuck happened to it, but the point is, that was the biggest spider I ever saw and it was hairy, lacking legs, and hopping around to get where it needed to go. Trippy as fuck

Lionel Richie said:
RIP Cutty my bro
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I survived bro. This is not my manager speaking on my behalf, but the living Cutty. It took about an hour of thoroughly cleaning my room to finally find the little bitch. I sprayed orange essential oil at the spot I figured it was located at and the thing got right in my face and scurried behind the dresser apparently. I prodded at the dresser with a foam roller for a bit but nothing. Finally moved it. Nothing again. Cleaned my other desk and all drawers with citrus essential oil moved that thing, and it was of course in a very tough spot to kill. Contemplated in fear for minutes as how I would do this, then finally took my stab

Missed with my foot. Panicked and start cussing and kicking the wall repeatedly like a bitch. After like four or five manic kicks I finally sent it to hell. Fuck that bitch, I’m glad. Like six bites on my legs. One on my elbow shiiiit man....the fucking buffet opportunity came at night evidently in his mind

The only good thing about this is now my room is pretty damn clean and much more to my liking
 
I_D

I_D

Member
Cutty Flam said:
Not even close bro. One day, while I walking to school one early morning, I had just entered the gate to my high school. There was some very fucking odd spider, seemingly born with less than 8 legs, about the size of three John F. Kennedy silver dollars, literally hopping to get around. Hairy as fuck and it didn’t seem to be hurt or disfigured, I think the sucker was born that way and somehow lived long enough to get that huge. Well, I don’t know its story or whatever the fuck happened to it, but the point is, that was the biggest spider I ever saw and it was hairy, lacking legs, and hopping around to get where it needed to go. Trippy as fuck
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I'm on a 34-inch monitor, so your picture is already the size of my hand. Putting my finger up to the screen, then adding another centimetre makes it a very sizable spider.


That weird spider sounds interesting, though. I don't think I've ever seen a birth-defected bug before, but I guess it's probably just as normal as it is among mammals.
 
Paasei

Paasei

Member
Where the fuck do you guys even live? Holy shit.

The biggest thing here is only a nuisance and that's mosquitoes that are serving as my wall decoration.
 
DESTROYA

DESTROYA

Member
Cutty Flam said:
Not even close bro. One day, while I walking to school one early morning, I had just entered the gate to my high school. There was some very fucking odd spider, seemingly born with less than 8 legs, about the size of three John F. Kennedy silver dollars, literally hopping to get around. Hairy as fuck and it didn’t seem to be hurt or disfigured, I think the sucker was born that way and somehow lived long enough to get that huge. Well, I don’t know its story or whatever the fuck happened to it, but the point is, that was the biggest spider I ever saw and it was hairy, lacking legs, and hopping around to get where it needed to go. Trippy as fuck


I survived bro. This is not my manager speaking on my behalf, but the living Cutty. It took about an hour of thoroughly cleaning my room to finally find the little bitch. I sprayed orange essential oil at the spot I figured it was located at and the thing got right in my face and scurried behind the dresser apparently. I prodded at the dresser with a foam roller for a bit but nothing. Finally moved it. Nothing again. Cleaned my other desk and all drawers with citrus essential oil moved that thing, and it was of course in a very tough spot to kill. Contemplated in fear for minutes as how I would do this, then finally took my stab

Missed with my foot. Panicked and start cussing and kicking the wall repeatedly like a bitch. After like four or five manic kicks I finally sent it to hell. Fuck that bitch, I’m glad. Like six bites on my legs. One on my elbow shiiiit man....the fucking buffet opportunity came at night evidently in his mind

The only good thing about this is now my room is pretty damn clean and much more to my liking
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I call BS on this story .
A spider would not just bite you out of spite and if you got bit 7 times in the middle of the night while sleeping wouldn’t you wake up?
Spiders only bite if they are hunting ,look at you as food or if you try handle it with your bare hands. There’s no way a spider of that size you describe bitting you 7 times you would just sleep through it like a little baby. :pie_thinking:
 
Kev Kev

Kev Kev

Member
Cutty Flam said:
Not even close bro. One day, while I walking to school one early morning, I had just entered the gate to my high school. There was some very fucking odd spider, seemingly born with less than 8 legs, about the size of three John F. Kennedy silver dollars, literally hopping to get around. Hairy as fuck and it didn’t seem to be hurt or disfigured, I think the sucker was born that way and somehow lived long enough to get that huge. Well, I don’t know its story or whatever the fuck happened to it, but the point is, that was the biggest spider I ever saw and it was hairy, lacking legs, and hopping around to get where it needed to go. Trippy as fuck


I survived bro. This is not my manager speaking on my behalf, but the living Cutty. It took about an hour of thoroughly cleaning my room to finally find the little bitch. I sprayed orange essential oil at the spot I figured it was located at and the thing got right in my face and scurried behind the dresser apparently. I prodded at the dresser with a foam roller for a bit but nothing. Finally moved it. Nothing again. Cleaned my other desk and all drawers with citrus essential oil moved that thing, and it was of course in a very tough spot to kill. Contemplated in fear for minutes as how I would do this, then finally took my stab

Missed with my foot. Panicked and start cussing and kicking the wall repeatedly like a bitch. After like four or five manic kicks I finally sent it to hell. Fuck that bitch, I’m glad. Like six bites on my legs. One on my elbow shiiiit man....the fucking buffet opportunity came at night evidently in his mind

The only good thing about this is now my room is pretty damn clean and much more to my liking
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Cutty Flam

Cutty Flam

Banned
I should invent and patent a spider weapon
DESTROYA said:
I call BS on this story .
A spider would not just bite you out of spite and if you got bit 7 times in the middle of the night while sleeping wouldn’t you wake up?
Spiders only bite if they are hunting ,look at you as food or if you try handle it with your bare hands. There’s no way a spider of that size you describe bitting you 7 times you would just sleep through it like a little baby. :pie_thinking:
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Maybe on a monitor it's huge but on my phone it's the size of a large raisin. I really did get bit seven times and I even suspected something was underneath my blanket multiple times while I was reading on my phone and getting ready to fall asleep as well. I think the spider was desperate for food or some shit, it's your typical house spider. They don't seem to even make webs most of the time. Just wander around aimlessly in stupid spots. The thing was just chilling at a bottom of my cup full of pens. Not too knowledgeable about spiders, but I have a strong feeling that thing was the culprit and not the mosquito I killed a few days ago
 
Cutty Flam

Cutty Flam

Banned
Kev Kev said:
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Thanks for celebrating with your boy man, I was really pissed that my writing session was disrupted. I was reading scripture at the time. And I don't read it enough as a I should be, so the rare occasion I decided to learn some important material only to get disturbed, was kind of pissed tbh bruh bruh. But now I learned how to stave off insects thanks to all this

/Diary entry
 
DESTROYA

DESTROYA

Member
Cutty Flam said:
I should invent and patent a spider weapon

Maybe on a monitor it's huge but on my phone it's the size of a large raisin. I really did get bit seven times and I even suspected something was underneath my blanket multiple times while I was reading on my phone and getting ready to fall asleep as well. I think the spider was desperate for food or some shit, it's your typical house spider. They don't seem to even make webs most of the time. Just wander around aimlessly in stupid spots. The thing was just chilling at a bottom of my cup full of pens. Not too knowledgeable about spiders, but I have a strong feeling that thing was the culprit and not the mosquito I killed a few days ago
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It’s the mosquito and not the spider, most spider bits as large as you describe would feel like a bee sting and you wouldn’t be able to sleep through it.
 
Cutty Flam

Cutty Flam

Banned
DESTROYA said:
It’s the mosquito and not the spider, most spider bits as large as you describe would feel like a bee sting and you wouldn’t be able to sleep through it.
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Maybe. There was one time where I swear I felt the spider bite my pinky toe and mannnnnnn did that shit hurt. Acute pain for such a little spider really. They're so small you would think their little fangs wouldn't do shit but they fucking hurt, kinda bad too considering their size. Only time I got stung by a bee was when I was shaved head at the time. Stung me right on the top of my head. That was crazy. The intensity of it was a very painful, sharp, headache like feeling for 3 seconds maybe 5 and then it was basically done

Fuck these bugs man. Everybody likes to say they're useful and in reality they are I guess, but why in the fuck are they so mindless and aggressive and damn stupid? Stay the fuck out of houses you stupid sons of bitches! How many centuries do we have to teach you this lesson motherfuckers!? You would think evolution would have kicked in by now....
 
DESTROYA

DESTROYA

Member
Again read what you wrote

Cutty Flam said:
There was one time where I swear I felt the spider bite my pinky toe and mannnnnnn did that shit hurt. Acute pain for such a little spider really. They're so small you would think their little fangs wouldn't do shit but they fucking hurt, kinda bad too considering their size.
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Now imagine that 7 times in the middle of the night don’t you think it would wake you up?
 
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Lionel Richie

Lionel Richie

Member
Cutty Flam said:
I survived bro. This is not my manager speaking on my behalf, but the living Cutty. It took about an hour of thoroughly cleaning my room to finally find the little bitch. I sprayed orange essential oil at the spot I figured it was located at and the thing got right in my face and scurried behind the dresser apparently. I prodded at the dresser with a foam roller for a bit but nothing. Finally moved it. Nothing again. Cleaned my other desk and all drawers with citrus essential oil moved that thing, and it was of course in a very tough spot to kill. Contemplated in fear for minutes as how I would do this, then finally took my stab

Missed with my foot. Panicked and start cussing and kicking the wall repeatedly like a bitch. After like four or five manic kicks I finally sent it to hell. Fuck that bitch, I’m glad. Like six bites on my legs. One on my elbow shiiiit man....the fucking buffet opportunity came at night evidently in his mind

The only good thing about this is now my room is pretty damn clean and much more to my liking
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Top 10 anime fights, I'd watch an entire season of this.
 
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