(Ricky and Mean Gene are standing in the ring, discussing why Rick's gonna fight his brother Scott.)
RICK: No I don't, Gene.And I'll tell you, my brother's brought this on himself and this has been coming for a long long time, Gene.
(Suddenly Chucky's distinctive psychotic laughter echos through the auditorium. Rick and Jean look about astonished)
GENE: What the devil?
(Chucky's image appears on an enormous screen behind the two. He is still laughing insanely. The audience turn around,
craning their necks. Rick and Mean Jean also turn around to see what's making this frightening laughter)
GENE: What the - ? Get that dummy outta there!! We're trying to conduct an interview!
RICK: Who's that??Who the heck is that?
(Chucky continues to laugh madly)
GENE: Shut him up, please! Give it a rest!
RICK: Who IS this dummy?
(Chucky stops laughing slowly)
CHUCKY: Hey - Q Ball - who you calling a dummy? You're standing there next to a genetic throwback who barks at the moon - I'm doing
love scenes with Jennifer Tilly - and you're calling me a dummy?
GENE: Go on, say it again. Yeah we call ya a du-
RICK: Yeah, you're a dummy.
CHUCKY: What's the matter? For a guy who never shuts up you sure don't got alot to say "Mean Gean"
GENE: Well now.. just a second here, Chucky....
CHUCKY: Shut the Hell up
(The audience's roars and cheers at this)
RICK: I wouldn't let him talk to ya like that....
CHUCKY: I didn't come here to talk to you, anyway. I came here to talk
to that idiot standing next to ya.
RICK: Hey, bring yer raggedy rear end down here, you got somethin to say to me!
CHUCKY: You'd like that wouldn't you,Ricky? You've been playing with dolls all your life, at least that's what your mother tells
me.
(Rick looks insulted, Gene shocked and the audience goes "ooooh")
GENE: oh please
CHUCKY: But I'm not your type.You need a kinder, gentler, dumber doll. Me - I'd let you know what it's like to
have your head twisted off, your arms and legs bent and broken - and when I'm done with you - I'd let the
dogs chew on you like some old shoe.How would ya like that,
"Rickyyyyy"?
(audience cheers once again)
RICK: You got somethin to say - you say it! You don't got nothin to
say, then get the heck outta here!
CHUCKY: I'm here to tell everyone that if they wanna see a real pro at work they should go and see my new movie,
Bride of Chucky, opening October 16. And I got some advice for you too, Ricky - DON'T MESS WITH SCOTT! Ya see,
what I really wanna do is direct, and Scott's the lead in my new project. So if you mess with Scott, you mess with me and
my Academy Award.And Chucky's gonna get more than lucky,Ricky. Chucky's gonna get even! (Chucky breaks
into his insane laughter again, ignoring Jean and Ricky as they protest, he dissapears off screen)
GENE: That's insanity! That's lunacy!!
RICK: Do you know who did this Jean?Is my brother responsible for this? What's he tryin to do?
GENE: I dont' know what to tell ya Rick. We're outta here
