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http://queryletters.blogspot.com/

"Here’s the story in a nutshell. After guns and artifact smugglers encounter bandits in Mexico, their boss based in L.A. uses DNA from an ancient Mayan ruler to grow new brains and create an army of fierce androids to kill the bandits, take over Indian villages, and build a corporate empire by."

"Francis Chardley had it all--money, slaves, the best that 17th century plantation life could offer in Jamaica. It was not enough. "

"It isn’t just the monkey that sets 'Laughing My Sphincter Off' apart from other cancer memoirs, it’s also my skewed sense of humor. The one-two-punch of the monkey’s low down physical commentary coupled with my friskiness of mind give the reader a unique look inside the soul of a person battling colorectal cancer"

"When Death's helper moves in next-door a stressed-out soccer mom finds the sister she's never had."

"BONGO the Clown, aka DRAKE, steals a locket that will reverse the stronghold the order of Clowns has over the entire world. Once in thehuman world, Drake and reporter MICHELLE, photographer CONOR and his girlfriend CATE must join forces with IKE the talking dog to battle BACKBONE, the king of all clowns. With the world in turmoil, clowns turning to soy, a beautiful clown assassin and a journey under thesea, an army of Viking midgets these clowns may be our only hope."

"Scent of Mirrors: A ghostly assassin haunts a city with an invisibletouch, possessing the souls of his targets with a singular and uniqueskill----his adapted sense of smell."

Tons more at the jump. :lol :lol

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

Well it seems that my faith in humanity is partially restored. At least some of these don't make it out but at the same time we got from Justin to Kelly.

 

[White Man]

Thanks for the cool link. This has really made me feel better about some of the ideas I cast aside as being shitty.

 

[Bob White]

a beautiful clown assassin and a journey under thes ea, an army of Viking midgets these clowns may be our only hope

:lol

YES! I'd download this shit!

 

[Escape Goat]

It titilates and excites me...

"A group of Texas college grads/buds decide to vacation in Mexico. It is exciting at the hotspot they encounter with all the salsa music and the mix of people. A couple of the exciting people they meet are Ramone, Carmen and Nina, a family. They are tall, attractive and sleek. And wealthy, educated and their ancestors date back hundreds of years. Ramone is very friendly and hospitable, but the women are aloof, snobbish and like to play head games. Ramone and Carlos become interested in each other. (Carlos is a cute, flamboyant gay and aspiring writer.) But it confuses Lindy when Ramone also seems to have eyes for her at times. She concludes he is bisexual and probably Carmen is too after she mean-spiritedly flirts and insults Glory at the same time. (Lindy has an archeological background, is athletic and a little cynical.) (Glory is a demure teacher with frail beauty.) Nina watches all this in apparent "waiting" amusement. Brett has eyes for Nina, who seems to be about ten years older than the other two. (He is a jock and homophobic so he and Carlos have a comical battle of the wits at times.) "