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[Stouffers]

Dude came out. He spent about 3 hours putting it all down. I watered it all in to prevent the wind from taking it. The wind said "Fuck You."

 

[ipukespiders]

This thread sucks.

 

[Stouffers]

This thread sucks.

How can I improve this thread, I Puke Spiders?

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Would make a hilarious video. Shame.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I feel confused about this because it is not sexy.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

 

[ipukespiders]

How can I improve this thread, I Puke Spiders?

At the very least give us an MS Paint illustration of the events.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

MS Paint is always a good start.

 

[Nester99]

This thread...

Grasping at straws here buddy.

 

[Cunth]

This thread sucks.

Classic Stouffers

 

[plushyp]

Here you go OP. A double Pine tree for your troubles:

 

[triplestation]

if my calculations are correct

 

[AlteredForms]

Your thread is neither intriguing nor amusing. It's downright shite and a waste of resources.

 

[Stouffers]

Guys, this is an actual thing that happened in my actual life earlier today. I expressed my actual feelings through custom meme as is the way in these trying times. I found the wind God image and everything. If you guys were truly my BFFs, you’d show some actual empathy for my actual misfortune. I’m now completely disillusioned and need to be alone.

 

[nush]

Sucks? Sounds more like it blows.

 

[Elcid]

I'm so sorry for your loss Stouffers. You basically just pissed away a PS5 to the wind.

 

[Cunth]

Sucks? Sounds more like it blows.

Another strike against the op

 

[mr.dilya]

oh word

 

[Piku_Ringo]

hehehe had to look up what pine straw even is

 

[12Goblins]

might b the worst meme I ever seen

 

[Stouffers]

I'm so sorry for your loss Stouffers. You basically just pissed away a PS5 to the wind.

I’d imagine most PS5 owners can empathize.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I have a strange craving for frozen dinners.

 

[Halo is Back]

People who have never laid down pine straw in a flower bed will never know the pain.

 

[ipukespiders]

 

[Lionel Richie]

I enjoy this thread and I'm not sure why, good job OP.

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Classic Stouffers

At least it's not bot flys..

 

[Gifmaker]

You paid 500$ for that stuff? You do know that it is lying on the ground for free in Italy, right?

 

[borborygmus]

 

[GymWolf]

Sucks? Sounds more like it blows.

And we are done here.

 

[Stouffers]

You paid 500$ for that stuff? You do know that it is lying on the ground for free in Italy, right?

Pinestraw, not Spaghetti.

 

[Spaceman292]

BREAKING NEWS
MAN LOSES STICKS, UPSET

 

[The Rain King]

hehehe had to look up what pine straw even is

Well?

 

[Piku_Ringo]

Well?

Well is straw made out of pine

 

[EverydayBeast]

Get the straw with netting and steaks in the ground so it doesn’t fly away problem solved

 

[Pejo]

Meanwhile, OP's neighbors:

 

[Elcid]

It just hit me, 500 bucks of pine straw? Do you live on a fucking estate? Who cares, just pay another 500 Richie.

 

[JimiNutz]

I'm so confused.
Who spends money on little sticks and twigs?

You're a wild man Stouffers

 

[Richard Packer]

I appreciate you Stouffers

 

[iconmaster]

Get the straw with netting and steaks in the ground so it doesn’t fly away problem solved

My neighbor just had this done, with the netted straw. I think you need to look into it OP -- I'm sure it costs more, though.

https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/lawn-care/lgen/using-netting-for-lawns.htm

 

[Stouffers]

My neighbor just had this done, with the netted straw. I think you need to look into it OP -- I'm sure it costs more, though.

https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/lawn-care/lgen/using-netting-for-lawns.htm

Sounds expensive.

 

[Stouffers]

I appreciate you Stouffers

Dick, I know I can always count on you. You are my rock.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Pine straw? Wind blowing pine straw? Watering pine straw?

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[Stouffers]

Since you’re all obsessed with my personal life, here’s another happening for you sick fucks: about 3 weeks ago I had the mildew pressure washed off my window frames/ casings. The original painter was apparently spotty in their primer use and a lot of paint was removed during the washing. I now have to pay $2,300 to have 39 windows sanded, primed and repainted.

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[and 3 others]

Why is he motioning a Rusty Trombone?

 

[DESTROYA]

Why is he motioning a Rusty Trombone?

why not?
I always motion the ole Rusty Trombone

 

[King of Foxes]

Since you’re all obsessed with my personal life, here’s another happening for you sick fucks: about 3 weeks ago I had the mildew pressure washed off my window frames/ casings. The original painter was apparently spotty in their primer use and a lot of paint was removed during the washing. I now have to pay $2,300 to have 39 windows sanded, primed and repainted.

You have 39 windows in your house?

 

[Stouffers]

You have 39 windows in your house?

How many should I have?