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[Justin Bailey]

My fraternity participates in this thing for the special olympics called polar plunge. Basically we donate money to jump into a ~40 degree lake for charity (we're glutton's for punishment like that). Some people like to dress up in silly costumes and the like. The sheriff's dept, hooter's girls, and bikers all participate too. Every year we've won the best costume trophy and this year I'm in charge. I've got a few ideas, but I wonder if you guys have anything better. Preferably a theme thing (ninja turtles, etc). So fire away!

Demeaning isn't necessary, but it makes it that much funnier.

 

[Triumph]

What you would normally wear.

 

[Azih]

Something furry.

 

[hXc_thugg]

Maybe like...a lacrosse shirt, some cargo shorts, sandals, and a dumb haircut.

 

[ManDudeChild]

Cheap costume:

-panty hose
-second hand poncho
-granny panties
-clown make-up

cost: around $10

 

[BobbyRobby]

go as rape victims

 

[Brannon]

The abused hooded Iraqi prisoner uniform. Nothing underneath. Wires dangling from the outfit that could catch onto things on the ground as it drags, threatening to make the outfit fall off.

Simple. Effective. Matlock

 

[Minotauro]

Maybe like...a lacrosse shirt, some cargo shorts, sandals, and a dumb haircut.

You tag is false advertising.

Oh, and instead of a lacrosse shirt, he should wear the t-shirt that commemorates his frat's first trip to the local Walgreens.

 

[Tuvoc]

Maybe like...a lacrosse shirt, some cargo shorts, sandals, and a dumb haircut.

"CHUMBAWUMBA! I LOVE THIS SONG! I get knocked down, but I get up again. You ain't never gonna keep me down. KEG STAND WOOOOOO!!!! Phi-Kappa-Delta-Beta-Omega-4-life"

 

[Justin Bailey]

Ok fine, tutus and slippers it is then.

 

[Brannon]

...but my idea is cheaper and more demeaning and insulting to all

 

[Justin Bailey]

...but my idea is cheaper and more demeaning and insulting to all

More demean, less insult. Besides, we couldn't top this one anyhow:

 

[Boomer]

You're in a frat.... :lol :lol :lol

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

 

[Mike]

-"Hey brah, Josh and Chad and I are all gonna go do keg stands at Kappa, wanna come?"

-"Nah, man, I gotta post some threads on an internet message board."

-"Cool! My dad owns a dealership!"

 

[Drensch]

You have to have dignity to be demeaned. You said you were in a frat. Can't be done. :lol

 

[AntoneM]

buy some cheap navy blue suits and red ties then make signs that say "President Bush" and put them on your backs, doesn't get more demeaning.

 

[Justin Bailey]

You have to have dignity to be demeaned. You said you were in a frat. Can't be done. :lol

Thanks for the excellent response to my thread, skippy. Hopefully one day I'll have so much dignity that I can laugh at my own jokes too. WORD YEAH KAPPA PHI CHI OMEGA!!

 

[Drinky Crow]

Make 'em dress up as anime fanboys. A ratty convention T-shirt featuring the cast of Bubblegum Crisis, dirty jean shorts from 1991, and old flip-flops. Be sure to smear pocky and Chee-tos all over the shirt and shorts. Optionally, you can include a cap with the GameFAQs logo on it.