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[jufonuk]

Fuck shit feck Bollocks wank twat bellend. Shite cunt. Bugger.

swear words really are nice to use.
Wether you are shouting them at the tv or just using them in conversation.

give me the examples of your favourite rude words Or phases. if they are not native to English. Give us a translation.

I've recently become a fan of the often repeated phrase on Friday night dinner (U.K. comedy

“shit on it”



If this thread has been done before mods feel free to lock the sodding thing

Also for anyone wondering it’s pronounced

TW-AT not twot.

 

[Richard Packer]

Fuck shit feck Bollocks wank twat bellend. Shite cunt. Bugger.

swear words really are nice to use.
Wether you are shouting them at the tv or just using them in conversation.

give me the examples of your favourite rude words Or phases. if they are not native to English. Give us a translation.

I've recently become a fan of the often repeated phrase on Friday night dinner (U.K. comedy

“shit on it”



If this thread has been done before mods feel free to lock the sodding thing

Also for anyone wondering it’s pronounced

TW-AT not twot.

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Husky]

Gotta love the classic "fuck." I'll throw it into my every other fucking sentence. Fuck it, I'll fucking throw two in. I say fuck like Debra Morgan.

 

[jufonuk]

Shut the fuck up.

Come and make me yah big bawbag

 

[King of Foxes]

I only really swear in Russian, I will use blin infront of the kids and bylat when im really not happy about something.

In English probably fuck is the most common, also will use douche to describe.. well a douche person

 

[GymWolf]

Well i'm italian so i don't know many english sweary words but i appreciate how cunt sound.

Also gtfo, what a great way to abbreviate such a beatiful concept

 

[Cunth]

naggot

 

[Birdo]

Shit.

 

[GymWolf]

naggot

never heard this one.

 

[Cunth]

never heard this one.

i just made it up. sounds offensive though.

 

[nush]

Bollocks. Sits just under the line of offensive so can be freely used.

or the playground ultimate swear


motherfuckertwotitsuckerthreeballedcunt.

 

[jufonuk]

Bollocks. Sits just under the line of offensive so can be freely used.

or the playground ultimate swear


motherfuckertwotitsuckerthreeballedcunt.

For me in school it the ultimate playground swear no matter what was just someone retorting with

“your mum”
or putting your tongue behind your bottom lip making a silly face and noises

or a random kid just shouting “mong”

 

[GymWolf]

i just made it up. sounds offensive though.

meh, it's mediocre, you naggot!

see? you can do better.

 

[BaneIsPain]

Bellend

 

[Cunth]

meh, it's mediocre, you naggot!

see? you can do better.

no i cant

 

[nush]

or putting your tongue behind your bottom lip making a silly face and noises

That's called a belm, you Joey!

 

[jufonuk]

no i cant

 

[Ironbunny]

Pretty much perkele and saatana. Mean about the same = devil, lord of the underworld..

Heres good example how to pronounch them and where to use em.

 

[Foamy]

Uncouth peasents.

 

[Ikutachi]

Fuck is what I shout aloud to myself. I don't swear at people.

 

[The Wheel of Fortune]

Friday Night Dinner is the best lol that episode with the fox always has me in stitches by the end of it, what a fucking masterpiece.

 

[I_D]

 

[MrS]

Mongoloid cunt.

 

[DESTROYA]

Try to avoid swearing if it can be helped, but some sort of version of Fuck has to be on top of the list.

 

[Cycom]

I use Spanish swear words when my kids are around so that they don’t understand. I think they’re starting to catch on, though.

 

[belmarduk]

Twat.
It makes more of an impact because its rarely used (in the US, at least.)

 

[Bullet Club]

Ploppers!

 

[Elektro Demon]

I like saying happy easter you fucking cunt even when it's not easter.

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

Twat.
It makes more of an impact because its rarely used (in the US, at least.)

Yes but how do you pronounce it. Do you pronounce it "tw-aught" like a buffoon or "tw-at" like a proper gentleman.

 

[GAMETA]

Calling people scum and cancer. I find it very offensive:

"See, this is why this place is like this, because of scum like you, you fucking piece of shit. You know you're worse than cancer, right? Worse than fucking cancer, and you know what? Why don't go fucking kill yourself, huh? Even your parents would benefit from it... fucking piece of shit."

 

[Valonquar]

My friend & I play a game via texts where we send each other screenshots of the most offensive & available to register domain names on GoDaddy.com

 

[notseqi]

Shut the front door
fakin 'ell
get (fakin) fucked
HURENSOHN (son of a whore)
cunt
cock-juggling thundercunt (blade 3 or smth)
Jesus H. Christ on a two-stroke moped (the H. stands for 'fucking')
dio boia
porca madonna deflorata
deficienti

 

[DogofWar]

Well it depends, I mostly swear in Swedish and all our "normal" curse words are so oversaturated by now that they have no power what so ever. The closest English equivalents that I utter if I step on a lego or similiar minor nuisance are "Fucking hell" and "Cunt!"

But if I drop a glass and it breaks or something, and need to do a really bad one I have to mix a lot of other not really curse words but still becomes stronger than them if mixed together.

 

[notseqi]

Well it depends, I mostly swear in Swedish and all our "normal" curse words are so oversaturated by now that they have no power what so ever. The closest English equivalents that I utter if I step on a lego or similiar minor nuisance are "Fucking hell" and "Cunt!"

But if I drop a glass and it breaks or something, and need to do a really bad one I have to mix a lot of other not really curse words but still becomes stronger than them if mixed together.

MAXIMUM FITTA

 

[DogofWar]

MAXIMUM FITTA

Haha!
"Satans jävla fitta" is my most common use of that word.

 

[Jtibh]

Dipshit liberal
Retard

 

[notseqi]

Dipshit liberal
Retard

retard is quite active aswell, but 'libtard' is a bit meh to me. Please find new words to denigrate absolute spastics.

 

[Jtibh]

retard is quite active aswell, but 'libtard' is a bit meh to me. Please find new words to denigrate absolute spastics.

Live in conservative stronghold.
Libtard is too mild. We just call the commies

 

[Big Baller]

Godverdomme



Which means goddamnit

 

[SirTerry-T]

"Nob off twat face before I do a jobby on your Heseltine".

Courtesy of The Young Ones "Bachelor Boys", published by Sphere Books 1984.

 

[V4skunk]

Nonce cunts.

 

[MudoSkills]

Use cunt like punctuation in most sentences.

If I'm going in on someone I'd go for something more descriptive than a simple swear.

 

[hariseldon]

Cockwomble.

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Cum Dumpster

 

[MaestroMike]

probably a mix of f*king sh!t, f*cking b!tch, f*cking cunt b!tch, dog sh!t, b!tch as$ b!tch and motherf*cker. i just mix em all together and sometimes just say basic curse words multiple times in a row like saying f*ck ten times in a row very quickly.

 

[Woo-Fu]

Think git is the one I use most because nobody around here knows wtf I'm saying when I say it.