What are your favorite hors d'oeuvres ?

The Lunch Legend

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
For me, its got to be jalapeno poppers. These things are absolutely fucking delicious. I prefer the cheddar ones more than the cream cheese. These with ranch for dipping is the best thing ever.

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In second place would be pizza rolls.
Like regular pizza, these pizza rolls may not be the healthiest food out there, but they can be enjoyed occasionally as a special treat.

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Also, crab rangoon.

Crab Rangoon is an appetizer that's not technically Chinese. It's a little wonton. It's really easy and cheap to make by anyone.

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Jalapeno poppers with a half jalapeno, scooped out, filled with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon, then grilled until crispy. So good.
 
I'll gladly fill up on spring rolls and skewers! At those fancy kinds of office dinners where servers walk around with trays of apps, I swear the apps are better than the main course most of the time.
 
Crab Rangoons are probably my #1. #2 would be jalapeno poppers, guy at work brings them in stuffed with a mix of hot Italian sausage and cream cheese wrapped in bacon.
 
Crab rangoons are great, but lobster rangoons are slightly better IMHO. The Japanese restaurant near my friend's house serves them, and:

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Grown adults actually eat this??

Mostly kids for that particular tray, if you go to a cheap British adult birthday/wedding/funeral bash you might see something more like this:

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Still beige AF.
 
Your liver. Served in pieces as a skewer. Braised in liquor, sage and thyme. Served with a small goblet of Kanzuri sauce and a Chateaubriand.
 
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