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What in the name of - NO BRET, NO!

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bishoptl

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A Canadian icon loses his damn mind.

bretgenie1.jpg
 
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Shinobi

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After Lonesome Dove got abruptly canceled (featuring his award winning performances), this was bound to be the result...
 
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evil ways

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I can already see Vince calling Bret on the phone to propose Bret's return to the ring as "The Genie" with a new finisher called the lamp rub.
 
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Socreges

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bretgenie1.jpg

"No, I cannot force someone to fall in love with you.
But let me tell you, after 3000 years in a bottle, you're looking positively delicious."
 
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pops619

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Jim Bowie said:
Bret hasn't aged well at all... and I knew he'd go bonkers after his family's tragedy.
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Well, he DID have a stroke and all... even with that, I don't think he looks bad being in his late forties.
 
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Grimlock

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*looks at picture*


*looks at calendar*

I know what the calendar says, but right now, today has to be April 1st.
 
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Bob White

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Low fucking blow! Fuck you!

Bret the fucking Hitman heart forever, BITCH!

The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!
 
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Kefkaff

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For some reason I thought that was HKB(the brethart.com hadn't loaded yet) then I looked harder and saw it was bret... WHAT THE FUCK
 
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StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
Jesus.. and I thought HBK's intro was getting too fruity.

Thank God my childhood icon only put out a really bad rap album.
 
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bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
Comfort_Eagle said:
like we didnt already know all wrestlers are gay?
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Nothing wrong with being gay - but I don't like your tone!

Holy shit, these threads are like honey for the bees when it comes to trolls.
 
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MetatronM

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pops619 said:
Well, he DID have a stroke and all... even with that, I don't think he looks bad being in his late forties.
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Especially for a wrestler in his late forties.

Mostly because he's still alive.

*rimshot*
 
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Hitman

Edmonton's milkshake attracts no boys.
Wow.. That picture is bad. The site(while horribly designed) is actually pretty cool. The media section is pretty good. And the columns are alright, the article he writes about big Boss Man really shows that he cared about his friends.
 
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Shinobi

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Bob White said:
Low fucking blow! Fuck you!

Bret the fucking Hitman heart forever, BITCH!

The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!
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Goddamn right.

Still, some things can't help but illicit laughter...


















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:lol :lol :lol





MetatronM said:
Especially for a wrestler in his late forties.

Mostly because he's still alive.

*rimshot*
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:lol Cold, yet sadly true. How old is Bret now, 45? He still looks fantastic for his age.

And hell, maybe I'll go watch this show...might be the only chance I get to watch Bret perform live again!
 
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