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[Stouffers]

Having your back scratched?
Orgasm?
Defecation?
Drinking a beer in the shower?
Adrenaline rush?
The chill you sometimes get while taking a leak?

 

[teezzy]

An orgasm in the shower while simultaneously defecating and pissing all while some hottie is scratching my back. That shit gives me an adrenaline rush.

It's either that or my first sip of coffee in the morning.

 

[jufonuk]

When you let out a massive fart silently and it doesn’t stink.

or peeing in the pool.

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Accepting the void.

 

[Mistershine.]

There's nothing as overrated as bad sex and nothing so underrated as a good shit, so that's for too be pretty high on the list.

 

[-Arcadia-]

Aside from obvious things I don't want to discuss, lol...

A hot shower after a stressful day is like nothing else. Its almost like you can feel the physical sensation of the stress falling away.

 

[bronk]

I'd say pounding a beer at a river or resort with it being over 100° outside.

 

[bronk]

Aside from obvious things I don't want to discuss, lol...

Hmmmmmmm lol

 

[DESTROYA]

Besides some of what most people posted already but the first bite of your favorite dinner or desert.

 

[-Arcadia-]

I'd say pounding a beer at a river or resort with it being over 100° outside.

Ooh, this is a good one. I'd extend that to cold drinks.

Also going into air-conditioning after being outside for hours in the summer, especially if walking or jogging, can feel like a spiritual experience.

 

[triplestation]

feeling the ocean breeze while being captain of the ship

 

[synchronicity]

Laughter that brings tears. That catharsis is so healing.

 

[PSYGN]

Getting out of a long car ride and stretching as you see the sun rising or setting in the horizon.

 

[bronk]

Ooh, this is a good one. I'd extend that to cold drinks.

Also going into air-conditioning after being outside for hours in the summer, especially if walking or jogging, can feel like a spiritual experience.

I actually just did this. Had the AC low went for a run in this heat and came back to an ice box. I run the AC alot.....the damn bill though

 

[ClanOfNone]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

A good piss, especially if you've been drinking, walked home, forgot you need a piss, then getting in, whapping out the old skin-eel and power-blasting - what seems like - 10 litres of water in to the toilet.

Other than that, it's the classic cum dump. Nowt beats spitting a load of baby gravy out of the purple-headed trouser-snake.

 

[haxan7]

For me neck kissed/bitten while having sex has to be up there on the top of the list. Yes I realize I sound like a woman right now.

 

[Richard Packer]

Aside from obvious things I don't want to discuss, lol...

It's ok. I too, enjoy getting my butthole tickled by a feather.


I was doing house work all day yesterday. Built up quite a sweat. Afterwards I jumped into the pool. Felt great.

 

[-Arcadia-]

I was doing house work all day yesterday. Built up quite a sweat. Afterwards I jumped into the pool. Felt great.

That's awesome. I am honestly envious, as someone who doesn't have a personal pool, and with public pools being a no-go right now.

 

[Ailynn]

Your first real passionate kiss.

 

[brap]

That's awesome. I am honestly envious, as someone who doesn't have a personal pool, and with public pools being a no-go right now.

I got a pool

 

[-Arcadia-]

I got a pool

I'm interested, but the smiley is making me nervous.

 

[Birdo]

This might sound odd, but being tied up

EDIT: But not against your will. And by someone who is hot.

 

[Richard Packer]

I got a pool

You mean your parents have a pool.

 

[niilokin]

Q-tipping your ear... so goood and forbidden.

 

[brap]

I'm interested, but the smiley is making me nervous.

It's in my bathroom but I'm sure we can both fit and have a pool party

 

[Breakage]

Falling asleep on a good bed.

 

[teezzy]

It's in my bathroom but I'm sure we can both fit and have a pool party

 

[bronk]

Ooh, this is a good one. I'd extend that to cold drinks.

Also going into air-conditioning after being outside for hours in the summer, especially if walking or jogging, can feel like a spiritual experience.

Now I'm at the beach with a beer and it's 85° lol. I did both today.

 

[MrS]

Taking a piss when you really need to take a piss

 

[Yoshi]

Aside from obvious things I don't want to discuss, lol...

If you don't want to discuss finding collectibles in Metroid, why are you in a video game forum?

 

[Stouffers]

The moment right before a Nintendo E3 preconference

Peeling a scab

Relocating a dislocated limb

 

[Nobody_Important]

First sip of alcohol after really shit day.

 

[Stouffers]

Mowing down throngs of pedestrians in Carmageddon.

 

[sonomamashine]

Aside from obvious things I don't want to discuss, lol...

Care to elaborate...

 

[farmerboy]

Scratching an itchy arse.

 

[YukiOnna]

A hot shower after a stressful day is like nothing else. Its almost like you can feel the physical sensation of the stress falling away.

Definitely this. A hot shower in general is just relaxing and I tend to get lost in thought. I would say a bath too, but I've fallen asleep and woken up startled from slipping underwater too many times.

 

[Dark Star]

smoking after a big meal

 

[Kamina]

Hmm, all really good examples, OP.
I’d go with back scratches.

 

[lock2k]

Swimming is the best physical experience to me.

 

[bender]

 

[Stouffers]

Scratching an itchy arse.

It’s all fun and games until you pop a hemorrhoid.

 

[TaySan]

Orgasm when i was healthy.

Pooping a hard dry stool.

 

[haxan7]

It’s all fun and games until you pop a hemorrhoid.

 

[teezzy]

Now I'm imagining TaySan cooming with a rock hard piece of shit stuck in his ass

just great

 

[Stouffers]

That’s what I want on my tombstone.. assuming I bleed out from a popped hemorrhoid of course.

 

[Pejo]

Floating in a pool on a warm summer night under the stars, drinking a beer and getting your dick sucked.

There's nothing better, it's like sensory deprivation and overload at the same time.

 

[DESTROYA]

I got a pool

This doesn’t count

 

[ScarletSpider]

.

 

[JBat]

Toweling off after a cold shower.
Going from hot tub to pool.
Going from pool to hot tub.
Pressing the power button for the first time on a newly built computer and it posting.
Wearing boxer briefs all day at work then taking them off and letting your junk air out