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[Days like these...]

Here is an explanation of Love languages. Choose accordingly Gaffers!

Words of affirmation = autism
Acts of Service = Father issues
Receiving gifts = Broke
Quality time = Mother issues
Physical touch = whore

 

[AJUMP23]

words. My wife wants gifts.

I just want my wife to save money.


where did the poll go?

 

[IntentionalPun]

I'm a whore with Mommy AND Daddy issues.

 

[Days like these...]

words. My wife wants gifts.

I just want my wife to save money.


where did the poll go?

What poll?

 

[Mossybrew]

Thanks OP, for a second I thought this thread was going to be serious, glad I was wrong.

 

[Days like these...]

Thanks OP, for a second I thought this thread was going to be serious, glad I was wrong.

How is it not serious?

 

[Toons]

Overly verbose and psuedophilisphical discussion of things that are on a universal scale ultimately inconsequential to all parties involved is my love language.

That, or talking about nerdy s***.

 

[John Bilbo]

 

[Esca]

Pelvic thrusting

 

[Kenneth Haight]

Acts of Service unfortunately

 

[Elder Legend]

I'm a whore with Mommy AND Daddy issues.

So may I know more about your wife's perfect butthole? Asking for a friend.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

words. My wife wants gifts.

I just want my wife to save money.

Same, trying to explain to my wife the basics of investing and savings is painful sometimes. “Let’s earn more money” is a codeword for “let’s earn more money so we can spend more”.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Weed

 

[badblue]

Physical touch = whore

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[Joramun]

Here is an explanation of Love languages. Choose accordingly Gaffers!

Words of affirmation = autism
Acts of Service = Father issues
Receiving gifts = Broke
Quality time = Mother issues
Physical touch = whore

All of the above = progressive liberals

 

[bitbydeath]

 

[CGNoire]

Im a Whore with Mother Issues.

 

[Days like these...]

I guess I should participate. Mother issues apparently

 

[West Texas CEO]

Which love language is seduction?

 

[FunkMiller]

Klingon, obviously.

 

[Lunarorbit]

Whore!

 

[The Cockatrice]

where is gaming?

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Not giving a shit

 

[Rockondevil]

Whore. Absolutely whore. Unfortunately my wife has Autism.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I've got mother and father issues apparently.

 

[Chronicle]

Talking dirty!

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Is a love language how you like to show it, or receive it?

Either way, mine is hand stuff and backflips.

 

[DeafTourette]

Here is an explanation of Love languages. Choose accordingly Gaffers!

Words of affirmation = autism
Acts of Service = Father issues
Receiving gifts = Broke
Quality time = Mother issues
Physical touch = whore

Pretty much all of them.

 

[V1LÆM]

I don't know what any of this means so I guess autism

 

[BlackTron]

Pokemon trades