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[Hitman]

It's late at night.. you wanna jerk something.. What kind of lube do you guys use?

and dont act like you dont know what im tlakin about.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I don't know what you're talking about, but I can assume...I'm pretty sure that KY Jelly and Butter are the standard.

 

[Error Macro]

I know exactly what you're talking about. I find that most kielbasa sausages doen't need any lubrication, per se; I just fry them in the pan without any oils or butter/margarine. It tastes so pleasurable.

 

[DopeyFish]

I know exactly what you're talking about. I find that most kielbasa sausages doen't need any lubrication, per se; I just fry them in the pan without any oils or butter/margarine. It tastes so pleasurable.

crisco works best

 

[bjork]

none, raw deal rules

 

[Error Macro]

crisco works best

Really? But doesn't the Crisco taint the flavor that the natural oils from the fat provide? I like to keep the taste as natural as possible. I cut the sausage into somewhat thin slices and fry, then eat them on crackers.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i wasn't horribly mutilated as a baby, so i don't need any lube.

 

[Suerte]

Uuuuuh my foreskin

 

[DopeyFish]

Really? But doesn't the Crisco taint the flavor that the natural oils from the fat provide? I like to keep the taste as natural as possible. I cut the sausage into somewhat thin slices and fry, then eat them on crackers.

what a novel idea!

 

[Error Macro]

It's quite tasty.


By the way, does anyone know why people are seemingly referring to their penises in this thread? Disgusting.

 

[geogaddi]

I know exactly what you're talking about. I find that most kielbasa sausages doen't need any lubrication, per se; I just fry them in the pan without any oils or butter/margarine. It tastes so pleasurable.

 

[BlackMage]

so what animal does pleasure meat come from?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

so what animal does pleasure meat come from?

baloney ponies.

 

[=W=]

I use a vagina.



...not really

 

[nitewulf]

you have got to be kidding...


















why would i use lube?

 

[Claus]

None.

 

[fennec fox]

Lube? Come on. Do I look like I was on Queer Eye?

 

[Suerte]

Lube? Come on. Do I look like I was on Queer Eye?

Do you want us to answer that question...?

 

[Mike Works]

I use God's lube as in I'm uncircumsized as in I am the way God intended me and the rest of you are broken

Also I'm an atheist

 

[BlackMage]

I am mutilated!! WHY GOD WHYYYYY!!!! ::kills parents::

 

[Error Macro]

I use God's lube as in I'm uncircumsized as in I am the way God intended me and the rest of you are broken

Also I'm an atheist

Being that you're an atheist, does that mean the lube doesn't exsit? Man, that has to create some serious friction. It's like a rug burn from Hell.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Dick cheese. Just kidding. I'm cut.

 

[Mike Works]

Being that you're an atheist, does that mean the lube doesn't exsit? Man, that has to create some serious friction. It's like a rug burn from Hell.

That makes so little sense that I don't know where to start

 

[Error Macro]

That makes so little sense that I don't know where to start

You use God's lube, yet, as an atheist, you don't believe in God/He doesn't exist. Does that mean that "God's lube" doesn't exist then?

 

[Mike Works]

I use God's lube how?! What the fuck is God's lube?

 

[BlackMage]

I use God's lube...

I use God's lube...

I use God's lube...

I use God's lube...

muahahah

 

[drohne]

vaginal secretions freshly harvested from nubile virgins i keep specifically for that purpose. "extra virgin virgin oil," i call it.

why don't i just screw the virgins?

because then they wouldn't be virgins anymore. and that wouldn't do.

incidentally, my full name is "prince rogers nelson."

 

[BlackMage]

vaginal secretions freshly harvested from nubile virgins i keep specifically for that purpose. "extra virgin virgin oil," i call it.

why don't i just screw the virgins?

because then they wouldn't be virgins anymore. and that wouldn't do.

incidentally, my full name is "prince rogers nelson."

LMAO