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[DSN2K]

looking to get some DVD's next week, what should I buy ?

 

[karasu]

Essentials

Shinobi no Mono (Japanese classic)

Revenge of the Ninja (80's cheese classic)

Superninjas (Venoms classic)

Shaolin Challenges Ninja (Shaw classic starring Gordon Liu)

Ninja Scroll (Anime Classic)

 

[belgurdo]

La Blue Girl

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

AMERICAN NINJA!!!!

lol @ belgurdo

 

[moist]

AMERICAN NINJA!!!!

Agreed


But skip 3 & 5 as they lack Michael Dudikoff.

 

[Lyte Edge]

If you want a so-awful-it's-funny ninja movie, look for "Chinese Superninjas" or something along those lines. Bad martial arts movies are the best. :lol

 

[evil ways]

The name slips my mind at the moment but there was this 80's(maybe even late 70's?) ninja movie where there were these different colored ninjas that had crazy weapons like a wrist mini flamethrower, dart/nail guns from the palm of their hands and smoke/flash bombs.

They kicked and flew through the air, and this was pre Matrix and Crouching Tiger, it was some serious, cheesie ass shit, like a bad acid ninja trip.

 

[iapetus]

I rented this movie from a video store back in the late 80's and I have never forgotten it. Projectile vomiting and some of the cheesiest dialog ever!

From narators preaching the virtues and powers of the Spider Tea Kettle to the machinations of the mysterious Kashin Koji this movie has it all. Violence! Gore! Beheadings! Naked Women! Ninjas!

Uncover the secrets of the Diamond Hand Technique! Learn how to make magic potions using the tears of an abused woman! Discover to how to speak weird orange bile into the face of your enemies!

B-Grade re-dubbed ninja action at it's best!

I watched this film as a child and it has stayed with me always.

To be honest, this has almost put me off Martial Arts for Life

Ninja Terminator is one of the slew of Ninja movies that came out of Hong Kong in the mid to late Eighties under the direction of a Mr. Godfrey Ho and the producer Joseph Lai. There are various tales of how these movies were made, but the basic rundown is that Ho purchased unfinished movies from a variety of Asian countries, shot new footage of Western actors in ridiculous Ninja outfits, and dubbed over the footage to try and make one story out of half a movie and some footage of Ninja.

Customers who bought The Ninja Terminator also bought
Golden Ninja Warrior
The Ninja Dragon
The Ninja Squad
Ninja The Protector
The Ultimate Ninja

Buy it from Amazon

Disclaimer: I have never seen this movie, and I never intend to.

 

[firex]

zombie vs ninja is on amazon as well.

 

[yoshifumi]

ninja vs. ninja is pretty sweet

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0199852...mluamEgdnMgbmluamF8aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=1;ft=1

an imdb user review

Ninja vs Ninja isn't a movie. It's two or three movies edited together and combined with some short footage of Ninjas. The plot makes no sense at all because there isn't one. There are just random things happening. This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, and I watch movies like this all the time. Ninja vs Ninja makes Manos: The Hands of Fate look like an Oscar winner.

 

[ZootedGranny]

It's not strictly a ninja film, but if you haven't seen "Duel to the Death," you should be beaten mercilessly. There are at least 10 moments during the movie that your face will completely implode due to the absurdity of what your eyes are seeing.

And, RZA sampled a section for the intro to the second disc of "Wu-Tang Forever."

 

[ArcadeStickMonk]

Though I might be biased.

 

[Guzim]

 

[ChryZ]

Red Shadow (Akakage)

 

[Scrow]

Ninja Scroll is pretty cool if you like feudal Japan ninja action with mythical elements

 

[Shinobi]

I can't believe you fools missed the obvious one...

 

[Synthetic]

Simply ; Enter The Ninja

Franco Nero kicks ass!