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Is it with a baby duck taped to your chest?

 

[kingfey]

What happened to the gentleman way? Being sexy guy, which makes girls drop the case for you?

Man, society has become weak.

 

[k_trout]

Best way to rob a bank is to own a bank

 

[kingfey]

Best way to rob a bank is to own a bank

That explains why kids have bad credit score.

 

[Ulysses 31]

 

[Lord Panda]

Best way to rob a bank is to own a bank

Nah owning a bank is the best way to rob everyone else.

 

[kingfey]

Nah owning a bank is the best way to rob everyone else.

Owning a bank gives you extra money from the government. Plus they will bail you out, if you go bankrupt.

 

[badblue]

Illegal Life Pro Tip: Don't rob a bank. Rob a bar after they close on a busy night as they have way more cash on hand.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

You son of a b****, I'm in.

What's the plan?

 

[Kev Kev]

pfff, easy, nightcrawler.

next question.

 

[jufonuk]

Saw title wanted to use this gif

Read thread

So using.

Also to answer hypothetical

 

[haxan7]

 

[Patrick S.]

Some gangs have been blowing up lots of ATMs here in Germany. Sucks because my bank has decided that the one that's close to my work will not be replaced.

 

[nush]

Illegal Life Pro Tip: Don't rob a bank. Rob a bar after they close on a busy night as they have way more cash on hand.

Used unsequential notes as well.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I really thought this was a GAF advice thread, and now I'm a little disappointed.

 

[Guy_who_thinks_hes_cool]

White envelop

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Screw robbing a bank. I’m going to do like Dominic Toretto and hijack trucks filled with DVD players, bro!

 

[protonion]

Take a huge loan.
Liquidate everything.
Spend all on hookers.
Kill yourself.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Your money or your life motherfuckers

Dont be a hero.

 

[Celcius]

Isn't the best way to rob a bank during a pandemic while everyone is already wearing masks?

 

[ResilientBanana]

Cut the internet, take the video recorder, if cameras are cloud based, you have to take all that have seen you due to on board storage.. steal money.

 

[bitbydeath]

 

[daveonezero]

Buy Bitcoin with fiat.

 

[Futaleufu]

Some gangs have been blowing up lots of ATMs here in Germany. Sucks because my bank has decided that the one that's close to my work will not be replaced.

In my country gangs used to wrap steel chains around ATMs and tow them with stolen SUVs. THis stopped working when banks starting placing masonry around the machine.

 

[WhatDidHeSay?]

Cats. Hammers.

 

[InfiniteCombo]

Best way to rob a bank is to own a bank

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

The one movie with Mel Gibsons and casino guy from true detective season 2

Maybe not

 

[AJUMP23]

OP is a NARC

 

[lem0n]

My dad used to rob banks and armored cars in Boston in the 70s. He told me he always preferred the armored cars as they were far easier. So, do that

 

[AJUMP23]

My dad used to rob banks and armored cars in Boston in the 70s. He told me he always preferred the armored cars as they were far easier. So, do that

Is your dad Whitey Bulger

 

[GymWolf]

I think this sketch can be helpful OP

 

[Javthusiast]

By playing Red Dead Redemption 2.

 

[winjer]

Best way to rob a bank is to own a bank

With a gun you can rob a bank. But with a band you can rob the word.

 

[lem0n]

Is your dad Whitey Bulger

My dad was a soldier under Steve Flemmi, who was Whitey's number 2

 

[AJUMP23]

My dad was a soldier under Steve Flemmi, who was Whitey's number 2

Interesting.

 

[lem0n]

Interesting.

This reminds me to ask him if he’s still writing his book or not.

 

[Apocryphon]

Not like this.

I read about a heist in Brazil recently where they strapped people the outside of their getaway vehicles and used burned out cars to delay the police response. There has to be an easier way...

 

[Kraz]

"beautiful baby boy!"


replaced an actual child with a bag of money and seemed to mainly refer to the take in this scene, if that's best for the situation.

 

[Ballthyrm]

Best way to rob a bank is to own a bank

Quick plug for a couple of documentaries

• Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
• Inside Job
• Dirty Money
• The Ascent of Money

 

[AJUMP23]

This reminds me to ask him if he’s still writing his book or not.

Does your dad say Forgetabouit?

or any other organized crime clichés?

 

[lem0n]

Does your dad say Forgetabouit?

or any other organized crime clichés?

That's an Italian thing, lol.

And no, he's pretty boring these days. Works for a delivery company and drives a Corolla.

 

[AJUMP23]

That's an Italian thing, lol.

And no, he's pretty boring these days. Works for a delivery company and drives a Corolla.

He gotta Pahk the Cahr. Dont mess wit my Corolllaaah!

 

[Ionian]

Quick plug for a couple of documentaries

• Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
• Inside Job
• Dirty Money
• The Ascent of Money

Essential list of watching for anyone that isn't a Luddite about the financial crash.

All brilliant dictations about how it happened.

Kudos to you for the links for anyone who is yet to watch/understand the crash at the time and how it did and will happen again.

TLDR; Greed.

 

[yet_another_alt]

Simpsons already did it

 

[chromhound]

You could steal a truck full of copies of Cyberpunk. The cops won't even search for it

 

[*Nightwing]

 

[newtypepilot]

 

[Chronicle]

With a BIG FUCKING GUN!!!

 

[MaestroMike]

Just make sure to blast this in the getaway car before you hit the bank:



Then blast this when the cops start chasing you: