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[Foamy]

Who would be willing to be a porn fluffer for $300,000 a year?

 

[AnotherOne]

I mean yeah? There's viagra nowadays.

 

[Foamy]

I mean yeah? There's viagra nowadays.

Not getting the gig that easy. Our hypothetical star is anti drug and will have to be stimulated manually.

 

[triplestation]

that shit gon haunt your forever

you gonna be eating a waffle one day and you gonna be like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Tesseract]

i cannot be bought

 

[haxan7]

How many hours a week do I have to work

how many years am I guaranteed the fluffing job

 

[badblue]

How many hours a week do I have to work

how many years am I guaranteed the fluffing job

"How many dicks am I going to suck a day" also needs to be answered.

 

[Foamy]

i cannot be bought

Everybody's got a price.

 

[Whitesnake]

What's the downside?

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Not getting the gig that easy. Our hypothetical star is anti drug and will have to be stimulated manually.

Must resist avatar quote. Nope I won't do it.

 

[haxan7]

Men have killed for far less money

 

[Papa]

I reckon a lot of GAFers would fluff cocks for free

 

[haxan7]

I reckon a lot of GAFers would fluff cocks for free

You seem very confident about that

 

[JBat]

No thank you. The only cock getting close to this mouth is my own and that is still a good foot away if I limber up

 

[Ownage]

Up the stakes. 300k USD is a bit low.

Same question, GAF. Would you fluff for a mil cash per year, tax free and downlow no questions asked?

 

[Tesseract]

Everybody's got a price.

i do not have a price

 

[JimiNutz]

I'd pay $300,000 to fondle nuts all day.

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Just the mouth? Why not the butthole?

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Doesn't brap already do that job?

 

[haxan7]

Doesn't brap already do that job?

Private sessions only

 

[Ar¢tos]

Sucking dick and getting (well) paid for it?
Where do I sign??

 

[Rentahamster]

That's $300K more than I get paid to do it now! Awesome!

 

[off duty ninja]

Who would be willing to be a porn fluffer for $300,000 a year?

Right now I just fluff my boss for a lot less so I'm down.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Deserve and earn money, money and jobs is an easy topic but also very big, humans just know everyone is underpaid, I would go into Mondays much more happier with a potentially bigger paycheck but it comes down to a man's principles and putting yourself into a position to succeed that may require going against the script, or out performing your pay.

 

[badblue]

Up the stakes. 300k USD is a bit low.

There are guys out there doing the "gay-for-pay" in porn making less then that.

 

[Ownage]

There are guys out there doing the "gay-for-pay" in porn making less then that.

Everyone has a price.

 

[Tesseract]

Everyone has a price.

 

[DESTROYA]

No thanks , hard pass for me.
I grew up dirt poor so working hard is not the problem it's usually the job.

 

[brap]

Doesn't brap already do that job?

Only for girls

 

[Musky_Cheese]

300k for dealing with dicks beats working retail dealing with assholes for less.

I ain't doing either tho

 

[highrider]

I know what it's like to have unlimited money pretty much. It's honestly only really fun for about a month. These what if scenarios are for broke boys.

 

[haxan7]

290k and I'll lick the balls too.

undercut all your asses

 

[Kamina]

Only for girls

"Girls"

 

[Tesseract]

i always wonder about stunt cocks that need 'kits' to get / stay hard, are these dudes gay?

don't need no fluffer, son

 

[brap]

"Girls"

Yes girls. Can't you read weeb??

 

[haxan7]

i always wonder about stunt cocks that need 'kits' to get / stay hard, are these dudes gay?

don't need no fluffer, son

I imagine hanging around on a porn set all day is a lot different from an actual sexual encounter

 

[Blade2.0]

Who would be willing to be a porn fluffer for $300,000 a year?

Is this an actual job listing? Please send it here if this isn't a joke.

 

[off duty ninja]

i always wonder about stunt cocks that need 'kits' to get / stay hard, are these dudes gay?

don't need no fluffer, son

Like Ryan Gosling in Drive except with your cock?

I drive FUCK

 

[Tesseract]

Like Ryan Gosling in Drive except with your cock?

I drive FUCK

 

[off duty ninja]

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Yes girls. Can't you read weeb??

Don't talk with your mouth full

 

[Melon]

I already have zero dignity anyway, so why not.

 

[haxan7]

I already have zero dignity anyway, so why not.

Pics pls

 

[Kamina]

Yes girls. Can't you read weeb??

You mean the type of "girls" you posted in the NSFW threads?

 

[mcz117chief]

Today I learned what is a "fluffer". Surprised it has a page on the wikipedia.

 

[Ar¢tos]

The problem with being a fluffer, is that you do most of the work and somebody else gets all the credit

 

[King of Foxes]

Hire two employees, one a girl from Belarus the other a girl from Thailand, pay them 35k a year each.

Watch them suck dick all day
?????
Profit

 

[Skyr]

I'd rather die than suck another dudes dick.

 

[GymWolf]

If i can use a mouth shaped fleshlight attached to a 5 meters stick to fluff, why not...
Arm exercise and strenght conditioning with a good payday without getting too much closer to other man dicks.


And you can flirt everyday with female pornostar as a plus.

Spoiler

do i have to put a sarcastic sign or do people get the joke??

 

[kingwingin]

Would my family know? 300k is a nice chunk of change