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[belmarduk]

Its just some dude bragging about having gold chains and "there's no god but me"

Looking at his website, he doesn't even appear to do anything its just a nearly blank page of boasts.

I would assume its a business of some kind, but for what I couldn't tell you.

Its buffoonish.

Its just so weird that this clown is plastered all over GAF.

There are four ads for this dude on one page bragging about his gold chainz and hoes.

 

[Soodanim]

You've been googling gold chainz and hoes

 

[RoboFu]

Im getting a page full of the same Linus tech tips ads 5 times on every page lol.

 

[Meicyn]

Algorithm took your repeat searches for straight-acting gaybros and started pitching that at you. Even got you to click, so it's working!

On a scale of 1 to no homo, how likely are you to bang?

 

[Outlier]

I'm currently frequently getting an add for a mobile racing game, called Nitro Nation: WorldTour.
I clicked on it a couple days ago (to see what it is), but it's just a CGI video of two cars racing in a straight line. I click off before the video could end.

No gameplay and I'm suppose to get interested in THAT? It's ok. I lost interest in Arcade racers many years ago, anyway.

 

[Spaceman292]

You people still see ads? Did I fall asleep and wake up in 2002?

 

[Jennings]

On my phone I get ads for some sort of swollen red penis-shaped thing with a caption that says"pucker up!" But I never get a screenshot of it before it scrolls to a different ad, and I still don't know what it's selling.

On my other devices I've been getting ads for gambling addictions and local comedians. I don't gamble, so I don't know what generates those, but technically I do live... uhh... locally to my hometown.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Glad to see my money is well spent. OP, after visiting my website, how likely are you to recommend to family and friends?

 

[The Lunch Legend]

You've been googling gold chainz and hoes

 

[AJUMP23]

You need gold and stop looking like one of the poors you filthy casual.

 

[belmarduk]

You people still see ads? Did I fall asleep and wake up in 2002?

Yes, of course. I want to support NeoGAF and my gold ran out.

 

[belmarduk]

Now, I'm seeing a bunch of ads for skimpy clothing for fat bitches. Wear a burqa, nobody wants to see your jelly rolls!

 

[AlteredForms]

Ads? Are those supposed to be an actual thing and am I supposed to know about them?

 

[Blitzmangoman]

Not going to lie. I never had ads (mobile btw), I got gifted Gold and now that it expired, I have huge ads. Thanks man. :'(

 

[*Nightwing]

Goddamn it OP!

Use the internet for porn like a normal person

 

[Shizumapower]

The ads are YOU

 

[Happosai]

I mean, you have large poster ads. I'm so old I got a pop up when I logged in today...

 

[eddie4]

 

[mitch1971]

How to ask for gold without asking for gold.

/s

 

[MachRc]

Im not even balding!!!

 

[squallheart]

This is how my feed looks most of the time. Guess they are prepping me for the fall of the US xD

 

[chromhound]

There's ads?

 

[IWasInSeinfeld]

What's ads?
Sponsored by uBlock Origin.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

What's ads?
Sponsored by NeoGaf Gold.

Fixed that for you.

 

[RoboFu]

LOL!

 

[EviLore]

LOL!

Algorithmic ad placement is clearly infallible!

 

[RoboFu]

Algorithmic ad placement is clearly infallible!

im more confused by the "alaskan natives" ... where if it truly went by my page visits would easily be about " grannies in panties "

 

[Cohetedor]

This is how my feed looks most of the time. Guess they are prepping me for the fall of the US xD

That would go perfectly with the ads I get to stock up on MREs.

 

[Jennings]

Man, I've never wanted a personal shopping assistant until this moment. Total babes.

More ads like this plz.

 

[Kimahri]

This seems like the appropriate thread for this question.

EviLore can we please lose the newish pop-up ads that block the navigation bar? They are really hampering my enjoyment and reducing my time spent here.

It's honestly making me debate installing ad blockers for the first time in my life.

 

[Tumle]

This is the one add i get plasteret all over the page.. and I'm not that big of a metal head.. but better than op's "commercials"

 

[RoboFu]

The drop-down ad at the top of the screen on mobile is infuriating.

 

[Lunarorbit]

The drop-down ad at the top of the screen on mobile is infuriating.

Yeah it makes it so you can't even see the different thread options at the top of the page any more

 

[Celcius]

The drop-down ad at the top of the screen on mobile is infuriating.

This x1000
It actually interferes with site functionality

 

[RoadHazard]

Ads?

 

[Mr Reasonable]

The drop-down ad at the top of the screen on mobile is infuriating.

Yep, the rest are tolerable, that one feels designed to annoy.

 

[Jennings]

That ATT girl ad is a damned lie! She bares nothing. NOTHING!

 

[BennyBlanco]

Bruh

 

[BadBurger]

Its just some dude bragging about having gold chains and "there's no god but me"

Looking at his website, he doesn't even appear to do anything its just a nearly blank page of boasts.

I would assume its a business of some kind, but for what I couldn't tell you.

Its buffoonish.

Its just so weird that this clown is plastered all over GAF.

There are four ads for this dude on one page bragging about his gold chainz and hoes.

I am guessing it's related to some crypto scheme.

 

[Trogdor1123]

Bruh

That is one random ad… wow

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Bruh

I didn't realize I could buy home defense stuff on Etsy. Can you share the link?

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Who's gonna give ME GOLD?!