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[Manabanana]

I picked up "Grimm's Fairy Tales" at B&N yesterday and just read a couple today. So far my favorite has been "The Table, the Ass, and the Stick," because the moral is basically, "There ain't nothin' like a good ass whoopin'." I've come up with a good sequential where the youngest lays the smackdown on the old man at the inn, and upon calling the stick back into his sack, throws a cigarette on the ground in front of the inn keepers face and says, "Bricklebrit, motherfucker."

So what's yours?