Support NeoGAF

[GONZO]

so let's say for arguements sake, hypothetically speaking. You and your girl are getting frisky, then she has a bit of a mishap on your junk. Can you get sick dram that? Hypothetically speaking of course. Time for a doctor visit?

 

[Outlaw]

too late..... you'se gots the aids already.

 

[Ford Prefect]

So you came up with the least appealing title possible, yet I still clicked...

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Hey, some people pay good money for that you know.

 

[DiscoNaldo]

When FHUTA goes bad...

Very bad.

 

[ronito]

feces in my urethra?

 

[p_xavier]

Probably a urethretis. It goes away with antibiotics. You will feel pain when urinating if you caught one.

 

[way more]

Yeah you can get sick. Who knows if you will. Unless she has hepatitis I wouldn't worry untill you get the actual infection. Speaking of hepatitis.

Doctors are urging Madonna, Demi Moore, Bruce Willis and Gwyneth Paltrow to have a hepatitis shot as soon as possible after it emerged a barman working at Ashton Kutcher's recent birthday party may have passed the liver disease onto them.

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2008-02-22/#2

You got punked!

 

[Stuggernaut]

Only if she ate spicy food.

If not, you're fine.

If she did...well....lol.

 

[Doc Evils]

too late..... you'se gots the aids already.

:lol

 

[Chris Michael]

D:

D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread is HORRIFIC.

 

[newsguy]

"I'll shit on your penis and then some."

 

[Like the hat?]

So you came up with the least appealing title possible, yet I still clicked...

same.

 

[Dali]

Take a city in Ohio, add an everyday/innocuous object, trademark it, ????????, profit?

ex.

Cleveland steamer
Cincinnati bowtie
.
.
.
Columbus funnel cake?
Dayton dirt snake?

 

[aoi tsuki]

Penetrating her while her rectum was full would be worse, but even still just wash yourself and you should be fine.

 

[Xisiqomelir]

Don't trust women when they claim to not be full of shit, obv.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

I guess so. Always have a piss and clean your junk after fhuta. You don't want nasty things swimming the wrong way up your tubes.

 

[suaveric]

if you took a piss ASAP after it happened you're probably ok. but you still should talk to a doctor.

 

[Tron 2.0]

Why would you have anal sex without a condom?

 

[Finn]

D:

D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread is HORRIFIC.

QFT.

Have you people ever heard of keeping some things to yourselves? I mean, I know this is GAF and all and you're also getting to subtly brag about FHUTA, etc. but still! Ugh.

 

[HugBasket]

This territory has already been conquered, continue exploring?

 

[Goreomedy]

 

[SnakeswithLasers]

Why would you have anal sex without a condom?

 

[Semantic Continuum]

Where are the pics.
OT GAF am total fail

 

[Forceatowulf]

Is... this the first thread where saying FHUTA has been rendered meaningless?

I don't even know who I am anymore.

 

[Prince of Space]

feces in my urethra?

Spoiler

It's more common than you think...

 

[Finn]

Is... this the first thread where saying FHUTA has been rendered meaningless?

I don't even know who I am anymore.

I don't even think that made sense, and I'm okay with that.

 

[Raistlin]

Yeah you can get sick. Who knows if you will. Unless she has hepatitis I wouldn't worry untill you get the actual infection. Speaking of hepatitis.



http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2008-02-22/#2

You got punked!

What's been going on lately ... I just had to get a shot because of a produce worker at my grocery store being diagnosed with Hep-A.


(I better not have it >_<)

 

[Zeke]

Take a city in Ohio, add an everyday/innocuous object, trademark it, ????????, profit?

ex.

Cleveland steamer
Cincinnati bowtie
.
.
.
Columbus funnel cake?
Dayton dirt snake?

Thats just too damn funny :lol

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

so let's say for arguements sake, hypothetically speaking. You and your girl are getting frisky, then she has a bit of a mishap on your junk.

Hypothetically speaking, I would give her the nastiest donkey punch of her entire fucking life.

 

[UnholySpectacle]

You're doing it wrong. Buy yourself a quality shitting table.

 

[Metroidvania]

Why...did I click this?

Take a city in Ohio, add an everyday/innocuous object, trademark it, ????????, profit?

ex.

Cleveland steamer
Cincinnati bowtie
.
.
.
Columbus funnel cake?
Dayton dirt snake?

Oh yes.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

The OP name is perfect for this thread.

Monkey Approved!

 

[Fuzzery]

FHUTA

 

[lastendconductor]

This is... kind of... hypnotic...

 

[brocke]

I have that same problem but on myself. Whenever I MB and have my finger up the hole at same time, it always looks like this when I remove it

It's horrible. Takes 10 minutes of washing under the nail to get out.

 

[methane47]

I have that same problem but on myself. Whenever I MB and have my finger up the hole at same time, it always looks like this when I remove it

http://www.brianbaumley.com/uploaded_images/finger-740396.jpg

It's horrible. Takes 10 minutes of washing under the nail to get out.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Damn guy, was that neccessary :lol

errr so you got some shit on yo dick? errrr you do realise your shoving it where shit comes from, if your doing anal without a condom you are gonna get shit on your wang no matter what, you dont see it so much in porn because they wash their asses............... a lot.

 

[Quagm1r3]

I have that same problem but on myself. Whenever I MB and have my finger up the hole at same time, it always looks like this when I remove it

It's horrible. Takes 10 minutes of washing under the nail to get out.

Umm...leave please.

 

[CajoleJuice]

I have that same problem but on myself. Whenever I MB and have my finger up the hole at same time, it always looks like this when I remove it

http://www.brianbaumley.com/uploaded_images/finger-740396.jpg

It's horrible. Takes 10 minutes of washing under the nail to get out.

you son of a bitch

 

[YYZ]

sorry, but you've got

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Why would you ban him, its obviously a scab from a scratch or a cut, jeez.

 

[NinjaFridge]

I love GAF

 

[Crisis]

I have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on in this thread and that's just going to have to be okay. I'll have to come to terms with it.

 

[Crushed]

I have that same problem but on myself. Whenever I MB and have my finger up the hole at same time, it always looks like this when I remove it

http://www.brianbaumley.com/uploaded_images/finger-740396.jpg[IMG]

It's horrible. Takes 10 minutes of washing under the nail to get out.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/paulson.jpg

 

[USD]

You should repay her with an Alabama hot pocket (I just found out what this is and... wow).

 

[Antdogg355]

I have that same problem but on myself. Whenever I MB and have my finger up the hole at same time, it always looks like this when I remove it

It's horrible. Takes 10 minutes of washing under the nail to get out.