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When will you die?

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Stuggernaut

Stuggernaut

Grandma's Chippy
http://www.deathclock.com/

According to them, I will die ....On my birthday no less!!! :(

death3.jpg
 
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Ecrofirt

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what's with oldass things popping up at the OT today?

Friday, August 26, 2022

which seems a bit ridiculous. I'm not even 19.
 
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Blinky

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Ecrofirt said:
what's with oldass things popping up at the OT today?

Friday, August 26, 2022

which seems a bit ridiculous. I'm not even 19.
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Whatever you do, don't use the toaster!
 
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Ninja Scooter

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Sactown said:
Thursday, November 28, 2080

Not a chance I'm living till I'm 90+
I smoke, drink, and have generally bad health.
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by that time, maybe the Kings will have won a champnionship.

























probably not though.
 
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B'z-chan

Banned
April 16th 2006 =/
I think i might have pissed someone off up there, or maybe down there they are getting my rollercoaster ready.
 
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Seth C

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BMI is such a joke. I'm 6'1" and my "normal" healthy weight could be as low as 135 lbs? Are you kidding me? At 135 I would already be dead.

Anyway....

Friday, October 1, 2066

Seconds left to live...

1,955,326,230

I'd be dying just before my 88th birthday. Know what? I'll take that.
 
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Raven.

Banned
Interesting... but it doesn't take the effects of CR, and CR-mimetics into account....

Anyway the clock breaks near the year 2050, by then it will have been enough time... we will have dealt with decay, or will be close to putting an end to it. :D :D :D

PS Assuming no fundie bastards take over the world(even if it's just influentially), WWIII takes place, or any other cataclysm wipes us all out.
 
TheQueen'sOwn

TheQueen'sOwn

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I really don't want to live to 90 years old. :(

EDIT: Ah crap... before I had that I was a smoker. :(.

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Saturday, February 9, 2086

I would be... 99 :(

noooooooo
 
TheQueen'sOwn

TheQueen'sOwn

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Sure. You ever used Paypal? And how much do you think the extra years are worth?

EDIT: And I'm not going to pay for shipping dammit!
 
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B'z-chan

Banned
TheQueen'sOwn said:
Sure. You ever used Paypal? And how much do you think the extra years are worth?

EDIT: And I'm not going to pay for shipping dammit!
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I think its worth 26 cents and thats my final offer =P
 
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6.8

Member
If I'm pessimistic: Friday, April 9, 2032
If I'm normal: Thursday, June 5, 2053

I have decided to be normal from now on.
 
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Jim Bowie

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Anything over 190 is obese? What the hell? I mean, I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think that some of my skinny friends would be classified as obese.

And I'm living over 90? I don't want to outlive everyone I know... shows what stinkin' optimism does for a guy.
 
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Chony

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Thursday, April 4, 2080

I will be 95 years old. Maybe by then I will be able to get cheap Canadian drugs.
 
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