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[GymWolf]

The old vs the new
The redhead vs the original head
Thicc vs fitness
The girl next door vs the toilette door with a gloryhole
The innocent youth vs the experienced mature
Olivia munn sexier sister vs biblically lore accurate Mary jane watson

The i don't have more cringe stuff to say vs gimme 10 min and i can come up with something else

Spoiler

The choice is yours.

Spoiler

hopefully our wonderfull, incredibly smart, not enough payed, well endowed mods get the joke and keep this one opened for a little bit

 

[roosnam1980]

young tera patrick
dont know who the other skank is

 

[The Cockatrice]

Ill marry the asian one and fuck the other.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

The innocent youth

Lol.

dont know who the other skank is

OnlyFans "stepbro" skank.

young tera patrick

Girl scout cookies video is S-Tier.

 

[GymWolf]

Lol.

OnlyFans "stepbro" skank.


Girl scout cookies video is S-Tier.

 

[GymWolf]

Ill marry the asian one and fuck the other.

Kinda curious about the parameters of your choice...

 

[The Cockatrice]

Kinda curious about the parameters of your choice...

Asians are better cooks I reckon so naturally, I'd want her to marry. The ginger is a one and done kind of gal and if she's british, I really dont want beans and potatoes everyday.

 

[GymWolf]

Asians are better cooks I reckon so naturally, I'd want her to marry. The ginger is a one and done kind of gal and if she's british, I really dont want beans and potatoes everyday.

You cooked with this one (pun intended), ngl.

P.s. maybe gimme something that is not an empathy reaction just for a change

 

[The Cockatrice]

You cooked with this one

 

[Little Mac]

Girl scout cookies video is S-Tier.

 

[Trunx81]

Next please:
Nelly Furtado 2004 vs Nelly Furtado 2025

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[Ellis]

Neither. Taylor Rain

 

[SJRB]

Buddy, Tera Patrick is like the Shigeru Miyamoto of porn.

She pioneered POV videos.

 

[zaga]

I voted for Will Smith

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

neither both are skanky whoes

 

[Richard Packer]

God damn nostalgia wankers.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Buddy, Tera Patrick is like the Shigeru Miyamoto of porn.

She pioneered POV videos.

What about Sasha Grey?

 

[j0hnnix]

Tera patrick

 

[Sticks]

No Briana Banks?

 

[SlimySnake]

Asia Carrera.

 

[jason10mm]

So, two girls, one vote?

link, for those who don't get it...

www.oh you sick fucks you know what I'm talking about and I ain't gonna link it.com

 

[SJRB]

What about Sasha Grey?

She pioneered licking dirty toilets and then gaslit everyone into thinking she's a respectable woman and a talented Hollywood actress.

 

[CGNoire]

Franceska Jaimes

 

[GymWolf]

Some weird ass answers in here...

 

[Just_one]

Daphen Rosen...nuff said

 

[Trunx81]

Daphen Rosen...nuff said

 

[Oberstein]

Neither.

Vica Kerekes.

 

[Bojji]

Neither.

Vica Kerekes.

She does porn?

 

[clem84]

Lol.

OnlyFans "stepbro" skank.


Girl scout cookies video is S-Tier.

 

[Germuso]

Too old

 

[Alex Anderson]

Kimmy Granger pre boob job and whatever she did to her face.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Jenna Haze.

 

[jason10mm]

Kimmy Granger pre boob job and whatever she did to her face.

Huh, Granger messed herself up?

Jellybeanbrains or whatever her current stage name is did the same, as did Amia Miley. Maybe they can't pull off the slim girl look anymore as they age so they over-correct into some sort of "va-va-voom" look, but I wish they stayed more natural.