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[bishoptl]

I know I am!

I'll be inviting some friends over to have a turn as well, help me break her in. Nothing like spreading those legs apart before plopping down while your friends look on in admiration. Those greedy bastards are probably going to try and push in before me, but as far as I'm concerned, they can have my sloppy seconds - Tim follows NO MAN, you know what I'm saying?

I'm thinking in the living room is a good spot, as long as there's enough room to really get comfortable, heh heh heh
































































Yep....nothing like buying a new chair!

 

[DarienA]

Tim you really scare me sometimes... hey you know we just got a new sectional a bit back... it's pretty cool... Ottoman on one side with just a back that reclines(that's my side closest to the TV), on the other side you've got a full reclining chair(that's baby girl and the missus' side). Thing is the way it reclines it goes down and forward so you don't need alot of space between it and the wall and you can recline to fully horizontal... pretty cool.

 

[bjork]

you sir, are my hero.

losing an old chair is bad, though. remember the cosby show where they took away his couch?

 

[GodsTyro]

:lol

 

[J2 Cool]

Are you going to have sex with it?

 

[ourumov]

Good one...Is this the chair you are planning to buy ?

 

[Matlock]

you could fit at least seven dongs in that

 

[DMczaf]

HBK would hit it

"TWO TIMES!"

 

[bishoptl]

ffs if you're gonna HBK my thread, the least you could do is post a pic of him sitting in a chair

 

[heavy liquid]

:lol

 

[Matlock]

ffs if you're gonna HBK my thread, the least you could do is post a pic of him sitting in a chair

"seven dongs, bish! seven!"

 

[DMczaf]

ffs if you're gonna HBK my thread, the least you could do is post a pic of him sitting in a chair

Can the chair be made of sausage?

 

[Matlock]

Can the chair be made of sausage?

i count five dongs there

 

[dem]

Can the chair be made of sausage?

:lol :lol :lol :lol
Holy shit! I just about fell off my chair :lol

 

[demon]

Whatever floats your boat, man.


I use my pillow.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

ffs if you're gonna HBK my thread, the least you could do is post a pic of him sitting in a chair

is this good enough?

 

[Leatherface]

WTF?!! :lol

 

[android]

"I wish I owned a chair. All I can do is pretend."

 

[bjork]

I would sit down, but I hurt after that I lost that "loser goes to jail" match...

 

[TomStrong]

I know I am!

I'll be inviting some friends over to have a turn as well, help me break her in. Nothing like spreading those legs apart before plopping down while your friends look on in admiration. Those greedy bastards are probably going to try and push in before me, but as far as I'm concerned, they can have my sloppy seconds - Tim follows NO MAN, you know what I'm saying?

I'm thinking in the living room is a good spot, as long as there's enough room to really get comfortable, heh heh heh




































































Yep....nothing like buying a new chair!

Cool, since you'll be preoccupied with your new chair, you won't mind me banging your wife then.

 

[Dante]

Can the chair be made of sausage?

Holy crap, just when I thought the Shawn Michaels Photo's were losing there steam :lol

 

[bishoptl]

Cool, since you'll be preoccupied with your new chair, you won't mind me banging your wife then.

If I was married, I'd be offended.

Hell, I'll be offended anyways. OOT NOW

 

[DMczaf]

If I was married, I'd be offended.

Hell, I'll be offended anyways. OOT NOW

 

[Ninja Scooter]

If I was married, I'd be offended.

even if you were married to this?

 

[bishoptl]

I'm all about the pitching, not catching.

 

[Lakitu]

Confession: I used to have a crush on Chyna.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I'm all about the pitching, not catching.

 

[Escape Goat]

I plan on having sex, yes.

 

[Matlock]

I'm all about the pitching, not catching.

"I don't know what that means, bish"

 

[bishoptl]

I plan on having sex, yes.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

more like

 

[Duck of Death]

Christ, I wish my farts could create visible vapor.


And no chair thread is complete without this beauty:

Nothing stirs your vigor like a dry, hardened, old-fashioned feel.

 

[J2 Cool]

.....

 

[whytemyke]

"seven dongs, bish! seven!"

:lol haha, what's so funny is that right when I read the thread title, I was like "holy shit, if nobody's posted a shawn micheals pic yet, I'm doin it"

 

[J2 Cool]

:lol haha, what's so funny is that right when I read the thread title, I was like "holy shit, if nobody's posted a shawn micheals pic yet, I'm doin it"

"It's ok, there's enough of me to go around."

 

[Dsal]

Can the chair be made of sausage?

:lol :lol
I didn't hold out much hope for this thread, but then the rasslin' pics came floodin in.

 

[VALIS]

Dirty slut chair is just beggin' for it if ya ask me.

 

[Guzim]

"I don't know what that means, bish"

Is that Buff Bagwell?

 

[snaildog]

Watch out for this perv!

 

[DarienA]

This thread has gone horribly wrong...

 

[The Bookerman]

Is that Buff Bagwell?

How about.... YES!


Doing Softcore porn.

 

[The Bookerman]

I know I am!

I'll be inviting some friends over to have a turn as well, help me break her in. Nothing like spreading those legs apart before plopping down while your friends look on in admiration. Those greedy bastards are probably going to try and push in before me, but as far as I'm concerned, they can have my sloppy seconds - Tim follows NO MAN, you know what I'm saying?

I'm thinking in the living room is a good spot, as long as there's enough room to really get comfortable, heh heh heh

"I knew it bish, We're ready for you".

 

[Guzim]

How about.... YES!


Doing Softcore porn.

What would Judy Bagwell think?

 

[Ronin]

"I don't know what that means, bish"

I remember that.

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

Watch out for this perv!

WTF?!!

 

[mj1108]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[CajoleJuice]

This shit is hilarious.