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[The Cockatrice]

Based on a meme I saw, I actually had a tough time figuring out in modern times who gets to be saved first in a disaster situation like a cruise ship sinking. Normally it would be women and children first but in Today's world, after children, who goes first? Women? Trans? Non-binary? If a man were to say he identifies as a woman, how does the person in charge decide if what he says is true or not? Will this not be abused by greedy men? I am genuinely curious.

 

[MastAndo]

Children will always get priority, but I don't believe "women (and children) first" is an expected thing anymore. It might still be implied given the situation - those naturally stronger and willing might stick around longer to help.

Traveling as a single guy, I believe that's what I would do...but if I had my family onboard, I'd grab them and go full Costanza out of there. Eff them other kids and women.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Boy, that really is a noodle-scratcher. It'd be fascinating to see a real-life modern day case study of this. How it plays out in reality.

And how well people's ideologies hold up in such a scenario.

 

[simpatico]

I mean gamers are the most oppressed group in America. I think the choice is clear.

 

[Jinzo Prime]

It would be children, then old people, then hot women, then ugly women, then men and trans-people last.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Trans and women are the same, so you'd have to put cis men as the last to go.

I don't care personally, as I would just hang back to nab any left behind food.

 

[simpatico]

It would be children, then old people, then hot women, then ugly women, then men and trans-people last.

Who's gonna navigate that lifeboat man? You pair up fertile women and virile men (so they can create a breeding camp if they become stranded on an island) and throw in a few preteens for the island labor. There will be a lot of busy work to be done in a deserted island situation.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Hot women first.

 

[Wildebeest]

Nobody gets saved now because lifeboats were judged an unnecessary cost for an agile transatlantic passenger ferry company that disrupts markets.

 

[Rival]

Simple. women first.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Chilvary is dead.

Every family would fight for themselves. Even less people would get off the ship these days

Men arent supposed to be this heroic selfless sacrificial totem.

 

[CGNoire]

Children will always get priority, but I don't believe "women (and children) first" is an expected thing anymore.

Oh it most certainly is.

Feminism goes out the window on a sinking ship.

 

[The Cockatrice]

And how well people's ideologies hold up in such a scenario.

I dont think ideologies or morals will apply in panic modes but assuming its civilized people in that situation, would they abide by the identity rules or whats in their pants/dna?

 

[jufonuk]

Nobody gets saved now because lifeboats were judged an unnecessary cost for an agile transatlantic passenger ferry company that disrupts markets.

Also the ship had a new technology better than buoyancy,

 

[jufonuk]

Simple. Hot women first followed by hot trans women. Screw them kids though.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

It’s kids, normal women, alpha males, other males, pink pudding, in that order.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

In a situation like a sinking ship everyone is a woman, obviously.
Ah, being free of social constructs solves so many problems!

 

[IDKFA]

In this situation I'd make sure my wife and child are on a lifeboat. Then I'd only escape once all the women and children are off safe.

This may come across as misogynistic, but I don't care. I still believe men should be providers and protectors.

 

[YCoCg]

This isn't really a thing anymore, outside of Children it'd then be whoever's the richest out first.

 

[Pegasus Actual]

Depends on who's on the boat. Cruise ship? I ain't sacrificing myself for random bitches and their demonspawn. We're going Mad Max style.

 

[HoodWinked]

Either someone launches the rescue boat early with like 20% of the capacity or everyone gets onboard and it sinks killing everyone.

Can only go two ways. Entitled self important pricks or self destructive compassion.

 

[GymWolf]

Who is gonna get in charge to touch the groin area to decide if someone is a real women or a dude with a wig?

 

[Hudo]

hopefully no one gets saved.

 

[GymWolf]

hopefully no one gets saved.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Who is gonna get in charge to touch the groin area to decide if someone is a real women or a dude with a wig?

 

[GymWolf]

I have too much of a strong natural grip for an harmless groin check, by the end you would have only females left in the ship.

 

[John Bilbo]

redefine disaster as a safe space and everyone is saved

 

[Lord Panda]

Simple. Hot women first followed by hot trans women. Screw them kids though.

 

[Mihos]

Kids then Moms.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Every man for themselves... (apologies)

Every pronoun for pronoun now I guess?

 

[Winter John]

Who gets saved first? Me of course. Moms. Kids. Grandmas. Pregnant ladies. Cripples. I'd push every one of em into the shark infested waters without a second thought, and you would too.

 

[Roxkis_ii]

Now a days it's children, who ever looks like a woman, old people, dogs, cats, insects and then men.

 

[AJUMP23]

People want to save themselves, so it will be every person for themselves.

 

[Blitzmangoman]

I have too much of a strong natural grip for an harmless groin check, by the end you would have only females left in the ship.

I see nothing wrong with it.

 

[winjer]

I see a lot of strong independent women suddenly becoming damsels in distress.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Men first!

 

[GymWolf]

I see nothing wrong with it.

Believe me, you don't want that type of women.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Who is gonna get in charge to touch the groin area to decide if someone is a real women or a dude with a wig?

Jennings

 

[Hudo]

Morally: Children and women.
Realistically: The ones with the most money.
Hopefully: No one.

 

[FeralEcho]

I say let only children and old people on since lgbtq and women want the same rights as men let them have the same rights so by that notion leave them last with the rest of them lousy men and send them first to war with the rest of them lousy men.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I say let only children and old people on since lgbtq and women want the same rights as men let them have the same rights so by that notion leave them last with the rest of them lousy men and send them first to war with the rest of them lousy men.

 

[FeralEcho]

I mean It's only logical,you can't have your cake and eat it too.

 

[The Cockatrice]

you can't have your cake and eat it too

But....but...I love cake...

Spoiler

 

[Mistake]

Handsome women and beautiful men
Obviously

 

[Trunx81]

A woman can handle a sinking ship like a man. It´s 2023, not 2008.

If Titanic was in 2022 🙄🚢😂 #shorts

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[FeralEcho]

But....but...I love cake...

Spoiler

Ok she gets rescued first then

 

[Audiophile]

Same as before, in an emergency this stuff goes out the window..

 

[Woggleman]

I'm getting me and the people I came with out there first.

 

[jason10mm]

This is easy. I grab the hottest lady with one hand, I grab the youngest child with the other. I then kick the fattest tub o'lard over and use them as an improvised life raft (at 0.001% bodyfat, I do not float) whilst I swim to shore, fighting sharks if I have to. I then construct a castle on the shore, establish a plantation, populate the island with my children by the hottest lady, and leave it all to my heir, the youngest child.

The mantra of the gigachad...

 

[lachesis]

Well, I think it should be just in reverse order of being born.
Older folks like myself lived long enough. Young ones have more to live on. So they should be saved.
By doing so, you don't have to deal with men women thing or whatnot.