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Who Really Invented Heavy Metal?

People wanting to make music without actual music knowledge.

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The gods made heavy metal
And they saw that it was good
They said to play it louder than hell
We promised that we would
 
Honestly I think a combination of early Sabbath and Blue Cheer and also Keith Moon to an extent.

Whoever did it... thanks... I can't go a day without metal. It's the best drug ever.

When I was a kid and I saw Accept's Balls to the Wall on TV I knew that it was the path for me :D
 
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No I'm not wrong.
Heavy metal is a little fart next to the galactic turd music with theory and a thought process behind can make.

Dude, you have absolutely no idea what the fuck you are talking about, so you'd be best off putting the shovel down and fucking off before you get schooled.
 
Dude, you have absolutely no idea what the fuck you are talking about, so you'd be best off putting the shovel down and fucking off before you get schooled.
Oh did I touch a sensitive fiber?

I'm always ready to be schooled, but not by someone like you who are so easily controlled by emotions.
 
easy. heavy metal is what you get when you mix nerds and drugs. J. R. R. Tolkien + acid. it's all about fantasy and psychedelia turning dark.

i know the first Black Sabbath album is metal ground zero but T. Rex's "Beard of Stars" came out the same year and featured Van Halen style tapping.

 
"Never before have I heard uglier songs than those of the Vikings in Slesvig. The growling sound coming from their throats reminds me of dogs howling, only more untamed."

- Ibrahim ibn Yaqub, 10th Century AD
 
Oh did I touch a sensitive fiber?

I'm always ready to be schooled, but not by someone like you who are so easily controlled by emotions.

:messenger_grinning_smiling: There's the back against the wall insults from the dude that's made an ignorant statement and refuses to take it back, like a little baby
 
:messenger_grinning_smiling: There's the back against the wall insults from the dude that's made an ignorant statement and refuses to take it back, like a little baby
So you jump like if I hurt someone in your family, and I'm the baby here? lmao

What do you like? Legit curious.

Well if you are curious, when I talk about "music", I talk about things like


Tastes aside, the musical complexity of this is 9999999999x the complexity of rock or heavy metal.
It's not even comparable.

Once your brain gets used to feel this kind of music, you just realize how empty other things are.

Or in other words, the more you educated you get in something, the more you realize how wrong you were before.
 
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Nobody invented it, it evolved into a genre with endless subcategories just like everything else..

But the actual answer is Jason Newsted
 
Nobody invented it, it evolved into a genre with endless subcategories just like everything else..

But the actual answer is Jason Newsted
The first part I agree with. The second is lolz and I love Jason Newsted. The answer is obviously Dave Mustaine......and Satan :messenger_winking_tongue:
 
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So you jump like if I hurt someone in your family, and I'm the baby here? lmao



Well if you are curious, when I talk about "music", I talk about things like


Tastes aside, the musical complexity of this is 9999999999x the complexity of rock or heavy metal.
It's not even comparable.

Once your brain gets used to feel this kind of music, you just realize how empty other things are.

Or in other words, the more you educated you get in something, the more you realiza how wrong you were before.


A guy that likes classical that has no idea the metal has close ties with classical music.












And these untalented hacks that play the entire orchestra on a pair of guitars



And the list goes on forever.

take a seat, son.

Bell thinks you have to like either or...
 
So you jump like if I hurt someone in your family, and I'm the baby here? lmao



Well if you are curious, when I talk about "music", I talk about things like


Tastes aside, the musical complexity of this is 9999999999x the complexity of rock or heavy metal.
It's not even comparable.

Once your brain gets used to feel this kind of music, you just realize how empty other things are.

Or in other words, the more you educated you get in something, the more you realize how wrong you were before.


Hmm. I can make generalizations and be an elitist snob too. But instead I'll just post this track.

 
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