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[Cubsfan23]

Just had a fun convo online with a local girl. After I said my good-bye, I thought i'd share an excerpt with you guys since some here still don't understand the concept. And I want Boogie and Demon to get their shit together j/k


justin4duke (1:54:17 AM): check out my profile
justin4duke (1:54:19 AM): you have a pic?
RandomGirl (1:54:53 AM): how do I do that? This is my first time on here in a LONG time so bare with me
RandomGirl (1:55:01 AM): yes I have pics but they're kinda old
justin4duke (1:55:05 AM): yeah right....im sure you're on here 24/7
justin4duke (1:55:31 AM): trying to find your long lost fantasy guy
justin4duke (1:55:43 AM): ill give ya a link to my profile
RandomGirl (1:55:47 AM): LMAO
RandomGirl (1:55:51 AM): k
justin4duke (1:56:01 AM): dont laugh all your ass off....save me some
RandomGirl (1:56:15 AM): there's plenty I promise
RandomGirl (1:56:17 AM): LOL
RandomGirl (1:56:21 AM): I'm not fat though
justin4duke (1:56:33 AM): phew.......rule #1 dont take a fat girl out to eat
RandomGirl (1:56:46 AM): LMAO if you're a poor guy anyway huh?
justin4duke (1:56:57 AM): well i guess chinese buffets are fine
RandomGirl (1:57:06 AM): lol brb
justin4duke (1:57:40 AM): wheres your pics at?
RandomGirl (1:58:24 AM): on a disk the old fashioned way I guess I'm telling you these are 3-4 years old
justin4duke (1:58:38 AM): haha bring out the excuses
RandomGirl (1:58:55 AM): brb to give you my pics
RandomGirl (2:01:18 AM): no make-up and was working out I look like crap I'm on the left
justin4duke (2:01:24 AM): lmao
justin4duke (2:01:48 AM): working out is supposed to make you look better......your thing didn't go through
justin4duke (2:02:01 AM): the download
RandomGirl (2:02:13 AM): it's not my fault your comp. sucks
justin4duke (2:02:18 AM): lol
RandomGirl (2:02:22 AM): I'll try again
justin4duke (2:02:25 AM): said you're behind a firewall
RandomGirl (2:02:59 AM): I dunno how to get rid of it lemme go to my msngr and try to find the problem if you don't mind
justin4duke (2:03:10 AM): i mind very much.....thank you
RandomGirl (2:03:15 AM): get over it
RandomGirl (2:03:19 AM): you're welcome
justin4duke (2:03:27 AM): you're feisty
RandomGirl (2:03:38 AM): lol yep u can keep up too huh?
RandomGirl (2:03:44 AM): r u an aries?
justin4duke (2:03:54 AM): um no.....i dont appreciate your cheap pick up lines
RandomGirl (2:03:59 AM): LMAO
RandomGirl (2:04:09 AM): well at least i tried
justin4duke (2:04:19 AM): im onto you.....
justin4duke (2:04:26 AM): plus im a sagitarius
RandomGirl (2:04:36 AM): 4 real...no cheesy pick up lines...what's your sign
RandomGirl (2:04:42 AM): really?
RandomGirl(2:04:47 AM): that's one of my top 3
justin4duke (2:05:04 AM): woohoo....never won an internet award before
RandomGirl(2:05:25 AM): have u ever won an I got my ass kicked award b4?
justin4duke (2:05:39 AM): yeah right.....we both know you would want to spank it
RandomGirl (2:05:47 AM): you're a freak too huh?
RandomGirl (2:05:53 AM): lol
RandomGirl (2:05:56 AM): stay away
justin4duke (2:06:04 AM): i just know you would find anyway to see me without clothes
RandomGirl (2:06:06 AM): I'm an Angel
justin4duke (2:06:47 AM): wow you're slow at getting pics up
RandomGirl (2:07:24 AM): I was trying to figure out this firewall situation
RandomGirl (2:07:26 AM): lemme try it
RandomGirl (2:08:11 AM): is that better?
justin4duke (2:08:25 AM): hmmm nope
RandomGirl (2:08:39 AM): crap
justin4duke (2:08:46 AM): ok it went through
justin4duke (2:08:49 AM): so which one are ya
RandomGirl (2:09:09 AM): it worked? I'm on the left
RandomGirl (2:09:12 AM): your left
justin4duke (2:09:22 AM): you're almost as cute as me
RandomGirl (2:09:44 AM): Noone can be as cute as you huh?
justin4duke (2:09:58 AM): Glad you agree
RandomGirl(2:10:20 AM): I'm just agreeing so we don't fight M'Kay?
justin4duke (2:10:35 AM): no you want us to fight so we can have makeup sex
justin4duke (2:10:41 AM): i know your plan
RandomGirl (2:10:48 AM): what do ya like to do besides sit around a be a computer dork?
RandomGirl (2:10:50 AM): lol
justin4duke (2:11:23 AM): i like to live life
justin4duke (2:11:36 AM): are you trying to ask me out?
RandomGirl (2:12:00 AM): I m very foward so I would'nt hint
RandomGirl (2:12:06 AM): you would'nt be so lucky
justin4duke (2:12:23 AM): lol
RandomGirl (2:12:35 AM): This is great
justin4duke (2:12:36 AM): you're such a nice friend
RandomGirl (2:12:41 AM): so you're only 21 huh?
RandomGirl (2:12:49 AM): u go to school?
justin4duke (2:12:54 AM): yeah just got done with diapers
RandomGirl (2:13:01 AM): lol
justin4duke (2:13:03 AM): lol is this a job interview?
RandomGirl (2:13:18 AM): yeah cause I am a job
justin4duke (2:13:28 AM): i hope you pay well
RandomGirl (2:13:30 AM): are u applying?
justin4duke (2:13:41 AM): and have great benefits
RandomGirl (2:13:50 AM): it depends on your experience
RandomGirl (2:13:53 AM): lol
justin4duke (2:14:01 AM): haha.....im a hands on kind of guy
RandomGirl (2:14:27 AM): you're prolly some 50 year old freak with a young woman fetish
justin4duke (2:14:44 AM): actually im really a bisexual woman
RandomGirl (2:16:14 AM): Definitely don't mind that
RandomGirl (2:17:42 AM): so...what kind of music u like?
justin4duke (2:17:58 AM): why....you gonna burn me a cd for a gift?
justin4duke (2:18:07 AM): i like to be bribed
RandomGirl (2:18:22 AM): I sing and play and write
RandomGirl (2:18:33 AM): I'll write you a song play it and sing it
justin4duke (2:18:43 AM): only if you dance too
RandomGirl (2:18:52 AM): I do dance but i don't go clubbing
justin4duke (2:19:12 AM): i dont dance but like to watch
RandomGirl (2:19:16 AM): lol
RandomGirl (2:19:18 AM): freak
RandomGirl (2:19:22 AM): when's ur bday?
justin4duke (2:19:28 AM): guess
RandomGirl (2:20:12 AM): Nov. 27th?
justin4duke (2:20:19 AM): nope dec 16th
RandomGirl (2:20:30 AM): way off guess when mine is
justin4duke (2:20:35 AM): tomorrow
RandomGirl (2:20:46 AM): no actually in 9 more days
justin4duke (2:21:12 AM): hmm if you behave maybe ill give ya something special
RandomGirl (2:21:50 AM): Me??? Beahve??? please
RandomGirl (2:21:50 AM): beahve*
RandomGirl (2:21:50 AM): LMAO
RandomGirl (2:21:53 AM): behave***
justin4duke (2:22:27 AM): maybe grant you a wish
RandomGirl(2:22:39 AM): r u a genie?
justin4duke (2:22:45 AM): in a bottle baby
RandomGirl (2:22:53 AM): I was hoping to have 3 wishes
justin4duke (2:23:07 AM): haha you'll be too tired after the first one
RandomGirl (2:23:11 AM): lol gotta rub me the right way
RandomGirl (2:23:17 AM): LMAO
RandomGirl (2:23:21 AM): u r a trip
RandomGirl (2:23:29 AM): and i congratulate you
RandomGirl (2:23:45 AM): you're the 1s person to keep my interest on here ever
justin4duke (2:23:53 AM): yeah.......... i like me too
RandomGirl (2:24:00 AM): 1st
RandomGirl (2:24:16 AM): I didn't say that I liked you don't go jumping to conclusions now
justin4duke (2:24:35 AM): uh oh that means you're falling for me
RandomGirl (2:24:39 AM): Damn I have to be at the Dr's in 8 hrs
justin4duke (2:24:39 AM): cant blame ya
RandomGirl (2:24:56 AM): lol don't pride yourself bud
RandomGirl (2:25:36 AM): I've more than fallen for you I LOVE YOU :-*:-* j/p lol
justin4duke (2:26:08 AM): wow my song will be really good then
RandomGirl (2:26:20 AM): I'm surprised with living out in the area that you do that you're not snobby
RandomGirl (2:26:24 AM): lol
justin4duke (2:26:37 AM): yeah....its too bad you cant handle me though
RandomGirl (2:26:53 AM): I workin St. Matthews and people there are so snobby sometimes
RandomGirl (2:27:12 AM): please you would have your work cut out for you with me
justin4duke (2:27:36 AM): hehe ill have you wrapped around my pinky finger
RandomGirl (2:27:55 AM): I don't get wrapped I've been broken too many times
RandomGirl (2:28:06 AM): sorry to burst your bubble there Sparky
justin4duke (2:28:17 AM): oh so thats why you're going to the doctor
RandomGirl (2:30:19 AM): do u have a gf? kids?
justin4duke (2:30:30 AM): i suppose i could add one more gf
justin4duke (2:30:31 AM): no kids
RandomGirl (2:30:39 AM): lol
RandomGirl (2:30:54 AM): I don't have any either
justin4duke (2:31:05 AM): wow we have so much in common
justin4duke (2:31:15 AM): dont get any ideas though.....
RandomGirl (2:31:33 AM): yeah you're my long lost twin...only I'm the better looking one
RandomGirl (2:31:44 AM): you've got more personality
justin4duke (2:32:05 AM): nah i kicked you out and took every category
RandomGirl (2:32:54 AM): LMAO except for the LOOKS and INTELLIGENCE categories. you got the short end of the stick...I don't carewhat Mom tells ya
alishagoodin (2:33:22 AM): Any bros or sis?
justin4duke (2:33:31 AM): 2 siblings
justin4duke (2:33:45 AM): you're so cute.....im going to adopt you
RandomGirl (2:34:01 AM): awww thanks just don't call me Charlie
RandomGirl(2:34:16 AM): sorry I'm a dork if you haven't noticed
justin4duke (2:34:26 AM): ok just don't yell out my name too loud at night
RandomGirl (2:34:37 AM): I don't have any bros. or sis
RandomGirl(2:34:51 AM): I'll try to be quiet this once M'Kay?
justin4duke (2:35:15 AM): i dont think that's possible
RandomGirl (2:35:48 AM): lol you already know me lol that's hilarious
justin4duke (2:36:08 AM): yeah i bet i could know more about you in 5 minutes than most people in your life
RandomGirl (2:36:22 AM): how's that?
justin4duke (2:36:35 AM): i can do it just by hugging or touching you
RandomGirl (2:37:02 AM): you're so full of it you're a player aren't ya?
justin4duke (2:37:12 AM): what is it that you like about players so much?
RandomGirl (2:37:32 AM): I like beating them when they try to play me lOL
RandomGirl(2:37:35 AM): LOL*
justin4duke (2:37:42 AM): haha well i do play basketball
RandomGirl (2:37:45 AM): not really I hate them
RandomGirl (2:37:58 AM): I've never cheated and won't
justin4duke (2:37:59 AM): dont try to foul me too much
RandomGirl (2:38:05 AM): O...is that what you call it?
justin4duke (2:38:10 AM): lol
RandomGirl (2:38:46 AM): Yeah...I would'nt want you to get free shots on me
RandomGirl (2:38:51 AM): LOL
RandomGirl (2:39:01 AM): I'm so bad
justin4duke (2:39:16 AM): whatever.....you'll be begging the coach to put me in the game
justin4duke (2:39:28 AM): so that i could guard you
RandomGirl (2:39:44 AM): I'll have to watch you play first to decide if I want you with me or against me
justin4duke (2:40:10 AM): hopefully you'll be good enough to get drafted in the first place
RandomGirl (2:40:17 AM): awwww look at Mr. Rico Suave
RandomGirl (2:40:52 AM): Are you about(.....) this much conceited or about(....................) this much?
justin4duke (2:41:05 AM): 100 out of 10
justin4duke (2:41:21 AM): and growing
RandomGirl (2:41:21 AM): that's horrible lol
RandomGirl (2:41:36 AM): 10 million strong...and growing
justin4duke (2:41:46 AM): haha i bet you eat a lot of vitamins
alishagoodin (2:41:48 AM): so r u a Flinstone kid then?
justin4duke (2:41:56 AM): yabba dabba do
RandomGirl(2:42:01 AM): plenty of protein
RandomGirl (2:42:06 AM): j/p
RandomGirl (2:42:09 AM): no
RandomGirl (2:42:18 AM): I'm just naturally hot
RandomGirl (2:42:23 AM): LOL
justin4duke (2:42:29 AM): yeah im sure you tan easy
RandomGirl(2:42:39 AM): I'm a Toys-R-Us kid
justin4duke (2:42:51 AM): thats why im adopting you
RandomGirl (2:42:55 AM): used to...not anymore
RandomGirl (2:43:16 AM): you gonna give me some color?
justin4duke (2:43:30 AM): yeah ill pick my spots....
RandomGirl (2:43:45 AM): lol
RandomGirl (2:43:59 AM): I can't believe you
RandomGirl (2:44:11 AM): keeping me up this late
RandomGirl (2:44:15 AM): what's wrong with you?
justin4duke (2:44:29 AM): cant believe you're talking to an interesting and sexy guy?
justin4duke (2:44:38 AM): yeah you are pretty lucky
RandomGirl (2:44:45 AM): honey please...I do that a lot
justin4duke (2:45:08 AM): lol.......and they fail at imitating me
RandomGirl(2:45:35 AM): I can't believe that you are seriously keeping up with me and giving me shit back it's great most people stop talking to me lol
justin4duke (2:45:52 AM): lol whatever......you're such a pushover......no contest
RandomGirl (2:45:52 AM): they can't handle it
RandomGirl (2:45:58 AM): you must be a dork too
RandomGirl (2:46:03 AM): man I'm soooo hungry
justin4duke (2:46:16 AM): no i will not eat dinner with you
RandomGirl (2:46:17 AM): bite me
RandomGirl (2:46:23 AM): just in the right places
justin4duke (2:46:25 AM): if you taste good
RandomGirl (2:46:37 AM): LOL
RandomGirl (2:46:40 AM): freak
RandomGirl (2:46:52 AM): The only thing open now is white castle
justin4duke (2:46:57 AM): and taco bell
RandomGirl (2:47:07 AM): ohhh nooo n/m there's subway and taco bell 24 hrs
RandomGirl(2:47:14 AM): I want subway
justin4duke (2:47:22 AM): you just think that jared guy is hot
RandomGirl (2:47:32 AM): who is jared?
justin4duke (2:47:34 AM): lmao
RandomGirl (2:47:36 AM): jared leto?
RandomGirl (2:47:44 AM): yeah he's bangable
justin4duke (2:47:46 AM): the fat guy who lost weight on a subway diet
RandomGirl(2:47:59 AM): omg n/m senior moment
RandomGirl (2:48:00 AM): sorry
justin4duke (2:48:05 AM): you're such a blonde
RandomGirl (2:48:24 AM): yeah right you know he had to of had liposuction
RandomGirl(2:48:41 AM): thanks...not really I'm a brown...lol brunette
justin4duke (2:48:43 AM): is that something you're familiar with?
RandomGirl (2:49:04 AM): something you're about to get familiar with in 2 seconds
RandomGirl (2:49:14 AM): I don't have the money for it
RandomGirl (2:49:16 AM): lol
justin4duke (2:49:17 AM): wow your car drives that fast?
RandomGirl(2:49:44 AM): I'm the right size anyway I'm 5'7" and weigh 135
justin4duke (2:49:57 AM): man you just missed the cut off point......
justin4duke (2:50:00 AM): 5' 9" is what i prefer
RandomGirl (2:50:03 AM): That's my wish and you have to grant it
justin4duke (2:50:14 AM): lol thats not the wish you want
RandomGirl (2:50:16 AM): to get me to you in 2 seconds
RandomGirl (2:50:18 AM): lol
justin4duke (2:50:24 AM): hmm ok i'll have to agree
RandomGirl (2:50:38 AM): lol ok mr. mind reader what do I wnat?
RandomGirl (2:50:40 AM): want*
justin4duke (2:50:49 AM): a full body massage
RandomGirl (2:51:12 AM): I do need one BAD I worked my booty off all day
justin4duke (2:51:48 AM): i told you to leave some booty for me
RandomGirl(2:51:58 AM): lol
RandomGirl (2:52:15 AM): I've got a ghetto booty my gramma calls it an apple booty most guys love it
justin4duke (3:07:39 AM): ok time for bed
justin4duke (3:07:52 AM): and no you can't come with me

 

[demon]

 

[Hooker]

Meh

 

[Socreges]

Oh God it's the same shit repeated over and over again.

 

[ElyrionX]

That only went as well as it did because the chick was cocky and funny herself......

 

[ChrisReid]

Ugh, my beloved internet shouldn't be used in such ways.

 

[Azwethinkweiz]

Meh

I agree. Some of that stuff was downright cheesy. I could maybe give you some of those if it was a phone conversation but come on, it's IM. You have all day to pick and choose your words for your responses. However, she ate it up either way so you still win.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

I agree. Some of that stuff was downright cheesy. I could maybe give you some of those if it was a phone conversation but come on, it's IM. You have all day to pick and choose your words for your responses. However, she ate it up either way so you still win.

I didn't notice how long the replies were until you pointed that out. I'm gonna agree with everyone else though: meh. When I'm feeling like a jackass (a friendly one, of course) that's generally how I sound, and the reaction I usuall get from girls is a steady stream of lol's. Mind you, these are the kind of people who type 'lol' for pretty much every fucking response, so whatever.

 

[demi]

Here's my cocky and funny moment:

RandomGirl: hey asl
frostitution: I am currently away from my computer right now. Crazy Bitch.
RandomGirl: stfu
frostitution: lol

 

[Rorschach]

My eyes hurt.

 

[DarienA]

This IS as bad as the newsletters.

 

[Dujour]

Cubsfan jumped the shark.

 

[Mike Works]

justin4duke (1:55:05 AM): yeah right....im sure you're on here 24/7
justin4duke (1:55:31 AM): trying to find your long lost fantasy guy
justin4duke (1:55:43 AM): ill give ya a link to my profile
RandomGirl (1:55:47 AM): LMAO
justin4duke (1:56:01 AM): dont laugh all your ass off....save me some
RandomGirl (1:56:17 AM): LOL
RandomGirl (1:56:21 AM): I'm not fat though
justin4duke (1:56:33 AM): phew.......rule #1 dont take a fat girl out to eat
RandomGirl (1:56:46 AM): LMAO

Wow.

I stopped reading there, and by the looks of it scrolling down, that's barely 1/10th of the log, but wow.

Yeah. Wow.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

bloodninja : Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja : Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja : Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja : Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja : I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja : I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja : I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja : Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja : I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes
into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
bloodninja : Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield
inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja : King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil
army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals
my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja : You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja : Baby?

 

[B'z-chan]

Cubsfan jumped the shark.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[demon]

Wow.

I stopped reading there, and by the looks of it scrolling down, that's barely 1/10th of the log, but wow.

Yeah. Wow.

 

[demi]

hahahahaha, that describes this perfectly hahahaha

:thumbsup:

 

[Socreges]

BRILLIANT :lol

 

[ElyrionX]

:lol :lol

 

[mr.beers]

rofl

 

[Scrow]

too long to read!

 

[Substance]

Oh my, I completely forgot about Bloodninja!

 

[JackFrost2012]

those photoshops are classic :lol

 

[Rorschach]

:lol

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

Wow.

I stopped reading there, and by the looks of it scrolling down, that's barely 1/10th of the log, but wow.

Yeah. Wow.

Damn that's exactly where I stopped. I was like if "teh funny" doesn't show up by now it will never show up.

 

[maharg]

alishagoodin (2:33:22 AM): Any bros or sis?

You missed some. Something tells me this girl (or 50 year old man) is gonna get their share of cocky and funny tomorrow.

 

[Fresh Prince]

:lol

Now that was some funny shit. Cubsfan owned by Demon- who thought you would ever see the day?

 

[Drozmight]

ohaha!

 

[capslock]

VICTOLY!!!! :lol :lol :lol

 

[Escape Goat]

got bored about 20 lines in

 

[darscot]

Original post is drivel. Pics are a classic.

 

[olimario]

You sure can impress the 14 year old "LMAO LMALMA LOL" girls, Cubsfan.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Wow. So let's have a vote: who here is now less a fan of cocky and fun? I think I am.

 

[LakeEarth]

bloodninja : King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil
army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals
my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja : You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja : Baby?

Never gets old :lol

 

[Diablos]

 

[Doth Togo]

Here's my cocky and funny moment:

RandomGirl: hey asl
frostitution: I am currently away from my computer right now. Crazy Bitch.
RandomGirl: stfu
frostitution: lol

:lol

 

[CajoleJuice]

So many classic reponses in this thread. I wonder if Cubsfan is even going to post again in this thread.

 

[Boogie]

Okay, first of all: it does work for him, so I guess that's the bottom line.

But still:

You've got to stop calling it Cocky & Funny, because it's obvious, as it was in the C&F newsletters, there isn't any funny involved.

So maybe instead we should call it Cocky and Cheesy.
Or Cocky and Corny.
Or Cocky and Contrarian.

But not funny, because there wasn't a drop of wit in that entire exchange. But it works for you, so whatever.

But if that's what I need to do to get a girl, then forget it. I would want to have a girl I can respect, and I wouldn't have respect for a girl who falls for such drivel.

 

[ElyrionX]

But if that's what I need to do to get a girl, then forget it. I would want to have a girl I can respect, and I wouldn't have respect for a girl who falls for such drivel.

:lol

 

[bjork]

That read like something you'd overhear 8th graders exchanging in a Hot Topic or something.

 

[robertsan21]

she is probably a retard

 

[enjoy bell woods]

Holy shit, you're a dork.

 

[Teknopathetic]

Seriously, did you guys ever think Cubsfan's advice had any substance to it at all?

 

[darscot]

But if that's what I need to do to get a girl, then forget it. I would want to have a girl I can respect, and I wouldn't have respect for a girl who falls for such drivel.

This man speaks the truth. I spent a year in Japan and the worst part about being there is the nonsense you can say to a Japanese girl. They can hardle underestand a word you say to begin with. You can drop cliche after cliche and just utter cheeseball nonsense and they eat it up. Everything starts out great but five mintues in and you've lost all respect for the girl and would rather just go home and jerk off.

 

[pollo]

hey guys if you wanna im the girl her name's:

alishagoodin

haha anyone else catch that?

 

[Rorschach]

Seriously, did you guys ever think Cubsfan's advice had any substance to it at all?

Does it look like people in this thread did?

Or Cocky and Corny.

MY DICK FEELS LIKE CORN

 

[Teknopathetic]

"My dick feels like corn"

Sweet and sour sauce all over my pussy.

 

[pollo]

shit its not hard to keep your shit interesting, i can do that minus the asshole part. You don't gotta go through that legnths to make yourself more confident than you are - then you just look like youre compensating seriously.

 

[MrCheez]

RandomGirl:

 

[Incognito]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol