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Why Duke Nukem Forever Isn't Out

According to one guy. Seriousily, you just have to read this.

http://www.filerush.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=941

Hi folks,

I would like to introduce myself to you all, My name is Nicholas and obviously as you can see my nickname on this forum is honeyjigga, I used to be in the military and i had a great friend which i have not seen for over 10 years, and completely out of the blue he phoned me last night while i was enjoying a night in in front of the TV. We spoke and i was so happy to talk to him, i suddenly thought to myself how did he get my number because i am ex directory. Then i remember thinking to myself when we were back in the army he always told me that he wants to work in the government, and i thought maybe he used some government information to track me down. So i asked him if he did this and he said 'yeah how did you know that' and i said 'well you told me all those years ago about how you wanted to work in the government' and 'he said you remembered about all this' and i said 'of course why should i forget', he said 'you have an incredible memory', because other people's memory's fade especially when you been in the army under all that fire power within training, anyway i asked him to meet up straight away, so we met up for lunch 2 days later and then he came around my house and stayed the night we just chilled out, then i introduced him to my computer and told him how i love playing first person shooters. Ii showed him Far Cry and he was blown away, and then he told me how he loves virtual reality and he said he owns one of those stereoscopic virtual head mounted displays by i glasses 3D and i thought wow i want to try that, he said he is interested in all types of games and i mentioned to him that the one game i want to play is Duke Nukem Forever and he said 'oh i want that game like so badly' and he said 'but i have to tell you something',
'remember to keep it to your chest like the old days of military secrets and i said of course scouts honour, we were in the scouts before the military but its like the same thing to say that’s for keeping secrets. He told me that Duke Nukem Forever looks set to never be released or not till when we are ready. First i thought what the hell is he talking about but i said go on, he says

It all started out as this, the United States Government, and the British government approached 3D Realms back in 1996, and spoke to George Broussard about the development of a new game which would be government funded, the team at 3D Realms decided to have their own engine made from the ground up, but the government said no we want an existing engine to be totally modified, and used for this game.

We also want a highly advanced game, with incredible looking graphics, A.I. and a style of game play that has never been done before, it needs to be the most interactive and atmospheric game to be made ever in history and we don't care how long it takes, we want it to be perfect. The game is to be about aliens and alien technology, plasma guns, laser guns, and very scary.

'They said that this is going to be based on real life'. Now that baffles me, that all this time the team at 3D Realms knows about the alien cover up and they have not told the general public, they must have signed some special NDA agreement, or more like speak and your dead agreement, you know what length the government goes to stop anyone from knowing the truth.

More of what my friend said. 'As the years went by in developing they had to stop development for a while, remember they changed engines, it was a lot of work to make it based on real life.

Now why all the trouble well, my dear friend continued,

He said his role has been dis-information, he said that Duke Nukem Forever cannot be released because simply us Humans are not ready for this kind of game that deals with alien civilisations, he says that’s why perhaps the name implies it, Duke Nukem Forever meaning forever and ever it won't be released until we are ready. He also told me that
the government simply will never say why we have known about the alien crashing at Roswell for over the past half century, and how they back engineer the flying saucers.

Instead he said that maybe someday when we are ready they will release the game so we can play it and then we would make up our own minds about alien life in the universe or universes as shall i say. Then simply the aliens will come and land on the White House Lawn, but the government will never tell us that they have known about it, its just there getting us ready for it, so instead of releasing the game too soon, they have been bombarding us with all the latest TV shows, to movies and documentaries on alien life, and UFOS and Area 51.

This comes to why George Broussard always said this when we have asked when will the game be released, he says 'when were ready' now you know folks, when were ready, it's been there staring us blank in the face all this time.

I am mystified by all this but my friend is truthful, who put his life in risk to save the lives of many and worked in the military and swore an oath to protect his country and he did this for the Untied States of America , so we owe him our heart and life, as maybe once i have finished writing this information that he has told me and that i have leaked to the internet then the government will do what they do best and cover up their tracks by sending the Men In Black to do their dirty work and assasinanate him for leaking out vital information of the biggest cover up in history.


I was never a believer of aliens but turned to be a believer, we must take this information, investigate it and believe it or we will never learn a thing about life.

Yours Nicholas and peace, the aliens are coming and we must prepare for it

Wow, truly mental.
 

M3wThr33

Banned
The grammar and puncuation drove me insane until I could determine whether this was junk or not. It is. It was a waste of my time and I regret having read that. All I understand is that this guy was making a joke about Duke Nukem Forever being a simulator of an alien killer.

One thing was in the back of my mind the entire time: America's Army. The sole existence of the title kills any argument or thrill this "article" had.

I still have faith in DNF and it will kick ass.
 

kaching

"GAF's biggest wanker"
:lol Someone should tell him that the rule of thumb with lies is to only provide as much information as your audience needs to know...
 

SantaC

Member
OMG! 3Drealms are working with real aliens
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That's great - the idea that if someone makes a video game featuring aliens, it will shock the public, as it will be the definitive proof that they do in fact exist, so the government has to prep people with movies, TV shows, and documentaries (stuff no one believes in) until the hallowed institution of video gaming unearths another milestone in human history, and reveals the existance of aliens :lol
 

Lazy8s

The ghost of Dreamcast past
I am mystified by all this but my friend is truthful, who put his life in risk to save the lives of many and worked in the military and swore an oath to protect his country and he did this for the Untied States of America , so we owe him our heart and life, as maybe once i have finished writing this information that he has told me and that i have leaked to the internet then the government will do what they do best and cover up their tracks by sending the Men In Black to do their dirty work and assasinanate him for leaking out vital information of the biggest cover up in history.
So he's trying to kill his friend?
 

M3wThr33

Banned
Sorry for liking DN games. Max Payne took a while and I liked that, so I think the same should be true for this.
 
M3wThr33 said:
Sorry for liking DN games. Max Payne took a while and I liked that, so I think the same should be true for this.

Max Payne wasn't hyped to high fucking heaven, it didn't take 7+ years to develop, Remedy didn't lie repeatedly over the course of development about the release date of the game.
 

mrmyth

Member
Here, lemme just pop open a lil' window to Hell......

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Hmmm. Nope, still not frozen over.


There you have it, folks. DNF isn't out yet because Hell still hasn't frozen over.
 

eso76

Member
Fools ! You'll have the proof Nicholas is full of sh1te when aliens land on earth and DNF isn't released yet !
 

Mason

Member
People have been saying for years that the government is in contact with aliens/alien artifacts and the "leaked" rumors and stories everywhere are in fact slowly being put out by the government over the years to prepare the public for the revelation that we have made alien contact.

This is just taking that theory and applying it to a specific videogame, which is really weird and stupid.
 

MetatronM

Unconfirmed Member
:lol

Seriously, though, this guy sounds no less trustworthy than the good people at Infinium Labs. In fact, I bet they're working with the same aliens perfecting the Phantom right now as we speak.
 
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