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Woman chews off husband's penis, bit off his testicles.

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Ripclawe

Banned
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3655190.stm

On the evening of the assault, Mr Mewet returned home at 2200 and was beaten up by his wife just after he drifted off to sleep.


After hitting her husband and knocking out his front teeth, Mrs Mewet bit off his testicles and despite his struggles when he awoke, chewed off his penis.

"I don't have a penis now," he explained, showing the BBC's reporter his wound.

Mr Mewet admitted he did have a girlfriend, but said he was at a loss to understand his wife's actions as she was aware that he had other girlfriends when they got married.

"She knew that I had many girlfriends, and I don't know why she complained when I got another girlfriend," he said.

According to Mr Mewet, castration is unprecedented in Maasai culture, as there is no traditional punishment.

"If you kill somebody you must pay 49 cows, even if you've removed somebody's tooth - it's one sheep. But this has never happened to a Maasai," he said.
 
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this is one of those rare cases where murder is justifiable.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Maybe she just gives really, really, really bad blowjobs.
 

Blackie

Member
So wait.

He drifted off to sleep and she beat him up and THEN bit his nuggets off? Wouldn't anybody with a normal set of nerves in his body wake the fuck up when he gets beat up badly enough to knock his teeth out?
 
Just Don't Bite It-N.W.A.

Homeboy : godamn now lick my balls oh shit.
Bitch : You like that?
Homeboy : Put 'em off
Bitch : It's good?
Homeboy : Ouch shit godamn bitch you bit' my damn shit I said suck the
mothafucka you're bitin' it shit!
Narrator : Has this ever happend to you?
Does her teeth get in the way while she's sucking your dick?
Does she know how to suck a dick?
Well I had that same problem until my bitch went out and buy
NWA's new book entitled "The art of sucking dick".
Bitch : Lesson 1 - First you grab the dick, next you gently lick it up
and down, then insert it into the mouth. Take it slow, don't rush
it, and before you know it ..
SPLASH!


Eazy E :

It goes one for the treble, two for the bass, She got nut all over her face
Kick kick it ...


Slow is the tempo, and Ren is gonna flow
As I produce and illustrate you to a ho'
Cought on the late night, Stampin' on the base-pipe
She's a hype to get you on the late flight
But back in school she was a cutie, yo
Then after graduation started givin' up the booty
In school, stuck her head in a feather
Every time I asked her what's the time
It was never ever what she would talk to the Ren I'm sayin'
I wanted a date, she would'nt even be my friend
But now in the 1990's, I'd be praying that the bitch don't find me
Cuz she's got a gang o' kidz knuckle-heads and all dirty
And she's givin' pimp by a nigga that's 30
I saw her hangin' in the alley
Raggin' to her friends how she's ho'in' in de valley
All by herself, doin' on the whole strole
Commin' back home late night with the bankrob
You know a bitch like that makes me sick,
But I've heard that she sucks a good dick

Chorus :
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it [yeaahh..]

At a high school dance -
Me and the niggaz bailed in
I saw her sittin' with her friends, With the clan,
So sexy, thought she was all that
She would'nt even look it up because we wore the black hat
She was a stuck-up bitch on the public floor
But an instant prostitute behind closed doorz
On the streets she's a late night feature
Walkin' home from school saw her suckin' a nigga'z dick, another bleacher
She saw me and she ran and tried to hide her face
But a bitch full of nut could'nt escape in the chase
A disgrace, If I ever ever saw her
There was'nt a nigga on the block
Late at night not gettin' done
So she begged me not to tell a soul
Then I said of course cuz my dick you it's harder than a telepole
Then again it don't concern me
Cuz there's a slight chance if I fuck she might burn me
And then I might have to shoot de ho'
I mean checkin' with de quickness just to let her know
But to prevent from gettin' sick -
I would just prefer to let her come and suck my dick

Chorus :
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
But does she suck a good dick?
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it [yeaahh..]

Now I was at a club on a late late sunday
Peepin' at the bitches 'till the next day monday
Had a couple of drinks, so I was feeling good
And suddenly I saw this bitch who lives in my neighborhood
She went to church every week so now I locked her
She was at the end of the bar gettin' fucked up
Back at the house she was bitch n' be ignorin'
And when she start to talk the ho' was kinda borin'
Yo, but now I got to dawn, see
Now she's dancin' on the floor with a skirt and no panties on
Shakin' that ass like a salt shaker
I already got my plans -
Just while I'm a take her to a room
But yo I mean a rest room
And stick my dick in her mouth like a wet broom
So I grabbed her hand and she's with it
Oh and when she turned sobber should'nt have had admit it
So while she's dropped I'd better get it quick
And see for myself if she sucks a good dick ..

Chorus :
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
Lick de big dick, baby, I wanna fuck this one
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
But does she suck a good dick?
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it
"So there you have it - a job well done, but for now let me get back to what
I was doing"
She swallowed it .. She swallowed it ..
Get it all baby, suck this dick, suck this dick for daddy
suck this diiiiiick
oh, she swallowed it .. get it all, suck this dick for daddy ..

Hey mothafuck, I want you to suck Dre's dick,
Then I want you to suck Yella dick
You already sucked Ren's dick ..

YOU BOYZ ARE DISGUSTING!
Just suck my dick bitch

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speedpop

Has problems recognising girls
Time to find the longest and largest cactus there is, some gloves and a few strong men to hold the woman's legs apart and a few shoves and pushes with the cactus will work wonders.
 

Ripclawe

Banned
Now wait a minute

It is an unusual admission, as Maasai men, who often beat their wives, do not like to lose face before their community.

"If you do not beat your wife it's taken that you're a hen-pecked husband, which is not allowed in our community," Maasai elder Johnson Ole Sipitiek told the BBC's Network Africa programme.

She may have just snapped.
 

BlackMage

Banned
did she eat his penis? can't they sow it back on or is it unsaveable? that is one of the worst things that could happen to a guy.
 

tenchir

Member
Ripclawe said:
Now wait a minute

"It is an unusual admission, as Maasai men, who often beat their wives, do not like to lose face before their community.

"If you do not beat your wife it's taken that you're a hen-pecked husband, which is not allowed in our community," Maasai elder Johnson Ole Sipitiek told the BBC's Network Africa programme. "


She may have just snapped.

Hahaha, I bet some of you now are feeling foolish.
 
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