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>>>This must be used for the good of all men somehow...working on the details.


http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996540

Sleep medicine experts have successfully treated a rare case of a woman having sex with strangers while sleepwalking.

The behaviour had disrupted the lives of the woman and her partner. At night while asleep, the middle-aged sleepwalker - who lives in Australia and cannot be identified for reasons of confidentiality - left her house and had sexual intercourse with strangers. The behaviour continued for several months and the woman had no memory of her nocturnal activities.

Circumstantial evidence, such as condoms found scattered around the house, alerted the couple to the problem. On one occasion, her partner awoke to find her missing, went searching for her and found her engaged in the sex act.

“Incredulity is the leading player in cases like this,” says Peter Buchanan, the sleep physician at the Woolcock Institute of Medical Research in Sydney, who handled the case. But a combination of factors convinced him that the case was a real sleepwalking phenomenon, including the distress of the couple, and an in-depth clinical evaluation.

 

[Escape Goat]

How come no one thought up that excuse before?

"What condoms? Oooh, I mysteriously left the house and drove to some stranger's house and had sex without my concious self being any the wiser! Honest!"

 

[bionic77]

That is quite possibly the best lie ever told by a cheater.

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

How she kept a straight face is beyond me.


BF - Julie is that you?

*moaning in the background*

Juile - Give it too me, harder, faster, right there, oh yeah!

*BF opens the door*

BF - Juile what are you doing!

Julie - Huh....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[Phoenix]

Man I have to remember this one...

 

[KarishBHR]

best lie EVER

 

[miyuru]

Woolcock Institute of Medical Research in Sydney

*teehee*

 

[ohamsie]

Obviously she slept with the sleep medicine experts while they were 'studying' her 'problem'.

 

[Gek54]

That is quite possibly the best lie ever told by a cheater.

I like the one where she said it must be the son of God.

 

[Star Power]

This isn't that farfetched. This guy killed someone while sleepwalking... he was proven to be sleepwalking at the time.

 

[levious]

That is quite possibly the best lie ever told by a cheater.

There was a couple recently that had their honeymoon in the carribean, then they came back with the clap. Husband convinced the wife that they got it from a dirty hot tub, she was so enraged that she wrote in to Dear Abby. The response was, "You cannot contract clamidea without direct genital contact!"

 

[Matlock]

Clap = gonorrhea

 

[levious]

I've always heard it referred to as the clap. Chlamydia that is... still not sure how to spell it though.

EDIT: Ah, apparently they are directly related, gonorrea and chlamydia... so they share the nickname it seems.

 

[Dark Kinght Bunny]

hmmmm....clamydia was always the drip

gonarrehea, clap

 

[AlphaSnake]

So if you get chlamydia, what's the slang you'd use for it?

"I got the clams"
"Do those clams come with crabs?"

*badum-pish*

Here all night, folks. (Actually leaving in 5 mins...)