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[Jill Sandwich]

I've been perusing the CGTalk forums today, and there are some modelling gods out there, but what are the most disasterous models you've seen?

 

[NotMSRP]

Sudeki

 

[belgurdo]

In before "Sud..fuck

 

[dark10x]

Xavier Fox!!!!

 

[Bizarro Sun Yat-sen]

http://www.veonprismvp.com/ ?

 

[Black Deatha]

http://www.veonprismvp.com/ ?

Avert your eyes children...

~Black Deatha

 

[bishoptl]

Where's that "Fox 9/11" pic?

 

[explodet]

Kung-Fu Ref!

 

[Mejilan]

This generation, for a title that isn't a first gen title?

Galleon?

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Yeesh

Yeah I mean this or last gen. I remember a thread about crimes against graphics like this on the old board, but it vanished into nothingness.

 

[Kuroyume]

URBZ!

URBZ is Sudeki bad...

 

[segasonic]

 

[SolidSnakex]

Charlie's Angels.

 

[Error Macro]

OMG WINNAR.

That's horrendous.

 

[Littleberu]

Wow. Awesome rigging in Charlie's Angels.

 

[Crazymoogle]

WTF guys, this party hasn't even started yet. Roll out the Shadow Madness and Enter the Matrix screens!

 

[Jonnyboy117]

...Charlie's Angels looks like a PSone game.

 

[FoneBone]

http://www.veonprismvp.com/ ?

Priceless.

And frankly, I think the Galleon models are even worse than the Charlie's Angels ones. WTF were they thinking?

 

[Littleberu]

Priceless.

And frankly, I think the Galleon models are even worse than the Charlie's Angels ones. WTF were they thinking?

"Do you like smoothing groups? I like smoothing groups? Do you? I know I do!!!"

 

[Alex]

"http://www.veonprismvp.com/"

Well, that should cause a few nightmares, thanks.

Wasn't Enter the Matrix the one with square wheels on the cars?

 

[talking head]

aidyn chronicles was pretty bad. poor game.

 

[BenT]

And frankly, I think the Galleon models are even worse than the Charlie's Angels ones. WTF were they thinking?

THEYRE JUST STYLIZED!11111

(They do look better in motion, to be fair. Or at least the main character does.)

 

[FortNinety]

sorry, but...

SUPER COOL MOVE!

Music track is "Grooving Masters"

 

[johnjohnson]

 

[ge-man]

The designs are simple, but I certainly wouldn't call KAR models bad. It's a far cry from Charlie's Angels or Galleon.

 

[neptunes]

 

[FortNinety]

The designs are simple, but I certainly wouldn't call KAR models bad. It's a far cry from Charlie's Angels or Galleon.

IAWTP

 

[BeOnEdge]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Operations]

Probably not the worst but still horrible: Eternal Darkness

 

[Optimistic]

The designs are simple, but I certainly wouldn't call KAR models bad. It's a far cry from Charlie's Angels or Galleon.

Hahaha, I knew that after that Kirby post there'd be some Nintendo fanboy defending the game. Sorry, but Kirby is bad art, it looks terrible, as does Sudeki.

 

[SolidSnakex]

Kirby is a case of bad art then (I like his design personally) not a bad model. A bad model is a character that looks nothing like their actual art does, or just looks like a complete mess (see Charlies Angels).

 

[RiZ III]

Ahh my eyes

 

[jarrod]

I dunno, I think KAR looks pretty good actually. Particularly for a updated N64 project...

...makes me kinda want a Mario 64 styled Kirby 3D platformer.

 

[Brannon]

Yep, Charlie's Angels STILL looks like complete pumkus.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Probably not the worst but still horrible: Eternal Darkness

It could've used a few more polys or advanced mapping, but overall ED looked good at the time.

 

[Semjaza Azazel]

There's some poor shots of ED, but overall people really were too hard on it. It looks just as good as a good portion of games I've played that came out this year. Some poor models and some excellent ones. Some poor effects and some great ones. Some poor areas and some great ones. It's mixed, but overall it's nowhere near the worst anything in the graphics department

Except maybe that awful "dust" effect in Lindsey's stage.

 

[Teddman]

I love the game, but FFVII's in-game models were pretty lazy.

 

[neptunes]

I agree! especially with ff8 right behind it.

 

[-=::[Eagle-Vision]::=-]

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

.......

........

 

[epmode]

how about that wrestling game with the fucked up hands? i'd post pictures if i could remember the name.

 

[Yusaku]

Hah, someone jack their gamma setting?

 

[lochnesssnowman]

.

 

[lochnesssnowman]

.

 

[ge-man]

Kirby is a case of bad art then (I like his design personally) not a bad model. A bad model is a character that looks nothing like their actual art does, or just looks like a complete mess (see Charlies Angels).

Thanks SSX, that's exactly what I meant with KAR. Bad models and bad art can easily be mutually exclusive (Sudeki is a recent example of this: competent art destroyed by piss poor modeling).

 

[dark10x]

...Charlie's Angels looks like a PSone game.

Actually, this one looks like a poorly designed Dreamcast game, not a PSOne game. The game is 100% pure crap, though.

 

[goodcow]

Actually, this one looks like a poorly designed Dreamcast game, not a PSOne game. The game is 100% pure crap, though.

Don't diss the Dreamcast like that.

 

[Baron Aloha]

Bad Boys by a mile

 

[Prine]

I agree withy Sudeki and Eternal Darkness

 

[FoneBone]

Bad Boys by a mile

God, how could I forget that?