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[FoneBone]

In a previous thread, someone mentioned Mick Jagger and David Bowie's "Dancing in the Street" cover, and I have to agree with this. Any other votes?

 

[Leon]

David Hasselhoff and his "oobashakka oobashakka ooba ooba oobashaka!" catastrophe?

 

[Flynn]

The Book of Heavy Metal by Dream Evil

 

[Teddman]

"Down Low (Nobody Has to Know)" by R. Kelly feat. Ron Isley.

Hilarious "revenge story."

Also, the beginning of Toni Braxton's "Unbreak My Heart" where the dude goes flying off a motorcycle.

 

[Mau_Mau]

In a previous thread, someone mentioned Mick Jagger and David Bowie's "Dancing in the Street" cover, and I have to agree with this. Any other votes?

I have to agree. This video was the worst piece of crap committed to celluloid. Not to mention hysterically homosexual in nature.

 

[demon]

David Hasselhoff and his "oobashakka oobashakka ooba ooba oobashaka!" catastrophe?

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300


I still can't believe it's real.


By the way.....what the fuck is with the totally random Star Wars alien extra bobbing up and down out of fucking no where???????

 

[ManDudeChild]

I forget the name of the song, but it was by this Furious D, or Rap Master, I dont know. But his album had "Zip Zap Rap" on the cover. It was totally lame, and had this horrible line about bursting bubbles. Could I be anymore vague? Probably not.

[Edit: Nevermind. The worst thing ever is that oobashakka oobashakka ooba ooba oobashaka. I just watched it ... and I can't unwatch it]

 

[MetatronM]

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300


I still can't believe it's real.


By the way.....what the fuck is with the totally random Star Wars alien extra bobbing up and down out of fucking no where???????

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

I've never seen that before. I REFUSE to believe that it's real. :lol

 

[demon]

And why is he, for no fucking apparant reason, jumping up and down with a bunch of aborigenes?

 

[BobbyRobby]

Hasslehoff took it to the next level with that video.

 

[hobbitx]

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300


I still can't believe it's real.


By the way.....what the fuck is with the totally random Star Wars alien extra bobbing up and down out of fucking no where???????

Damn man, you win hands down!

Another awful one, that I mentioned in the cover songs thread ironically, was the David Bowie and Mick Jagger video for their "Dancin' in the Streets" song.

*shutters*

 

[Substance]

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300


I still can't believe it's real.


By the way.....what the fuck is with the totally random Star Wars alien extra bobbing up and down out of fucking no where???????

:lol :lol Oh my, thank you that was ever so enjoyable. :lol

 

[Team Rancid]

The Paula Adbul video remaking Rebel Without a Cause staring Keanu Reeves.
Any Avril Lavine video

 

[EdLuva]

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300


I still can't believe it's real.


By the way.....what the fuck is with the totally random Star Wars alien extra bobbing up and down out of fucking no where???????

:lol @ David flying around like The Greatest American Hero.

 

[Diablos]

Its not really a video but it should be... when Milli Vanilli was doing a live 'performance' on MTV and their song started skipping... :lol

"Girl you know it's - Girl you know it's - Girl you know it's - Girl you know it's..."
They danced to the skip. :lol

 

[Funky Papa]

 

[shoplifter]

I forget the name of the song, but it was by this Furious D, or Rap Master, I dont know. But his album had "Zip Zap Rap" on the cover. It was totally lame, and had this horrible line about bursting bubbles. Could I be anymore vague? Probably not.

OH NO YOU DID NOT DISS DEVASTATIN' DAVE THE TURNTABLE SLAVE.

http://www.bizarrerecords.com/pages/DrugsDave.html#

Incidentally, HE'S BACK.

 

[FoneBone]

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300


I still can't believe it's real.


By the way.....what the fuck is with the totally random Star Wars alien extra bobbing up and down out of fucking no where???????

:lol :lol :lol :lol

Priceless.

 

[Chairman85]

Billy Squier - Rock Me Tonite
If you've seen it, you know. It ruined his career.

 

[Killthee]

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300


I still can't believe it's real.


By the way.....what the fuck is with the totally random Star Wars alien extra bobbing up and down out of fucking no where???????

OH...
MY...
GOD...

:lol

 

[Hournda]

There's probably nothing that can top that Hasselhoff music video but Leonard Nimoy's "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" music video is still pretty funny.

http://homepage.mac.com/evanbaumgardner/iMovieTheater6.html

 

[DaCocoBrova]

This stupid rap video w/ Paris Hilton. Comes on BET Uncut every so often. So bad it's funny.

 

[Team Rancid]

Billy Squier - Rock Me Tonite

hahaha! I forgot all about that video! Its cringe-inducing to watch.
It did squash his career.

 

[Error Macro]

Rhapsody - Rain Of A Thousand Flames

 

[FoneBone]

Billy Squier - Rock Me Tonite
If you've seen it, you know. It ruined his career.

Where can I see this?

 

[nitewulf]

whoa...that hasselhoff video was just...too funny, im at a loss for words...

Rhapsody - Rain Of A Thousand Flames

dude, ALL rhapsody videos are lame!! did you see them?

...they make kickass music, but their sense of "style" is a bit lacking...

 

[Dagless M.D.]

Its not really a video but it should be... when Milli Vanilli was doing a live 'performance' on MTV and their song started skipping... :lol

"Girl you know it's - Girl you know it's - Girl you know it's - Girl you know it's..."
They danced to the skip. :lol

does anyone have a link to the video of that

 

[IAmtheFMan]

Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins is pretty bad
Click here for Spock's video!

EDIT: Damn, somebody beat me to it.

 

[Error Macro]

dude, ALL rhapsody videos are lame!! did you see them?

Yeah, but that one takes the cake for the being the hokiest. The dancing naked chick is pretty rad though

I love Rhapsody's music, but their videos are just embarassing.

 

[Ecrofirt]

The Book of Heavy Metal by Dream Evil

The video is awful, but the song fucking rocks.

 

[FnordChan]

By any objective standard, David Hasslehoff's "Hooked On A Feeling" video is, indeed, the worst video ever made. However, I'd like to nominate this as a close second:

General Johnson and the Chairmen of the Board cover "Rockaway Beach".

It's the Ramones shoved through the Carolina beach music filter, replete with crude, if vivid, animation, Follow-The-Bouncing-Beach-Ball(tm), and, yes, Joey Ramone himself. I die a little bit inside each time I watch it.

It burns! Okay, to be totally honest it does have a sort of bizzare, goofy charm to it...but it's still pretty friggin' painful.

FnordChan

 

[Flynn]

The video is awful, but the song fucking rocks.

It's actually pretty catchy.

Another God-Awful video and song is Mas Tequila by Sammy Hagar.

 

[human5892]

Any Cure video.

Still, they all pale in comparison to both Hasselhoff and Dancin' in the Streets. This thread was over after those two were mentioned.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

A winnar is me (but I couldn't find the wesley snipes money shot)

 

[Orin GA]

WTF Jill....stand still, Im going to stab you now

 

[Prospero]

A winnar is me (but I couldn't find the wesley snipes money shot)

DON'T DIS MARTIN SCORSESE.

 

[SlickWilly223]

Ronnie James Dio has the most horrible music videos ever. Download "Holy Diver" and "Rainbow in the Dark" for proof.

 

[MrAngryFace]

Love Is a Battlefield. The March of the Boobs. I love the look on the guys face.

 

[Raxel]

Rush - Time Stands Still

It's something of a low budget 80s's bluescreen tech demo, but I fucking love the song

 

[xsarien]

Billy Idol - Eyes Without a Face
MC Hammer - 2 Legit 2 Quit
MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This
'Til Tuesday - Voices Carry
Journey - Seperate Ways
Sisqo - Thong Song (Actually, I'm not sure if this one's intentionally funny or not.)
Skid Row - 18 and Life
Starship - Sara

 

[Razoric]

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300


I still can't believe it's real.


By the way.....what the fuck is with the totally random Star Wars alien extra bobbing up and down out of fucking no where???????

Would God punish me if I killed myself after this? Because I've lost the will to live.

 

[Dilbert]

Journey - Seperate Ways

This was going to be my vote, too.

 

[border]

Is there any way that I can download the Hasselhoff video and watch it from the hard drive? This streaming Java applet bullshit isn't really cutting it.

The direct link to the 7 meg video file is right here but I don't know what player I can use to watch it.

 

[bishoptl]

WTF

 

[Prospero]

David Bowie - Eyes Without a Face

Please tell me you didn't confuse David Bowie with Billy Idol. That's a mortal sin.

 

[xsarien]

Please tell me you didn't confuse David Bowie with Billy Idol. That's a mortal sin.

Eek. Friday evening late night at work spent all day in Photoshop mega brain fart.

My big bad. Fixed.

 

[Chittagong]

Ice Ice Baby for sure, because the Hasselhoff thing is too obviously tongue-in-cheek. This, as an opposite, is dead SERIOUS:

"You got a problem? Yo I'll solve it!!!"

That's some white ass middle class graffiti, there!

For a taster, check http://www.mtv.com/bands/az/vanilla_ice/audvid.jhtml, too bad it's not the full vid.

 

[etiolate]

What is this feeling David Hasselhoff has, because I would like to avoid it.

 

[Guzim]

Love Is a Battlefield. The March of the Boobs. I love the look on the guys face.

He was so sleazy.

 

[sonatinas]

u can find these two on the net

hunger - king kobra
lonely - crimson glory

very very bad videos