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[DanteFox]

...marry a woman who is a 10/10 half the time and a 3/10 half the time? Let's say the mechanics of it is as follows: for the second scenario, any given morning you wake up your wife either has a 50/50 chance of looking like a prime Jennifer Connelly (or whatever you consider a ten) or she looks like Susan Boyle/Lizzo.

 

[mansoor1980]

7/10​

 

[AJUMP23]

I’m already married.

 

[Mistake]

I've been with a couple 10's, and the 6's or 7's know how to please way better. If I woke up next to a lizzo, I'd burn the bed

 

[Husky]

Oh, I've seen that episode. I'd rather take the 7.

 

[Brigandier]

7/10 no question.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Flip a coin.

Annulments exist.

edit: ah shit I didn’t read, IM FUCKED AHhJjJjJjJj

 

[intbal]

OP, you're describing one of my favorite novels.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

7/10. I’m risk averse and being stuck with a 3 sounds like misery. I’m sorry Frappuccino ladies I can’t do cellulite.

 

[bender]

Just say you have a headache or get really drunk when she's a 3/10.

 

[HoodWinked]

bad hypothetical

( 10+3 )/2 = 6.5 < 7

 

[HAYA8U5A]

My idea of a 7 is still good and just where I would start to nitpick small problems. So wouldn't be worth sacrificing for a 3-10 split.

 

[clarky]

Is this a videogame review 7 or an actual 7 we are talking here?

 

[Jenov]

7. A solid 7 can still be cute.

 

[navii]

10/10 coin flip. We can have sex/meet friends/Instagram photos every second day.

 

[cash_longfellow]

10/10’s cheat. I’ll take the 7.

 

[Doczu]

You'd rather live a peacefull life with a 7 than have all the headache a 10 will give you.

They really are high maintenance, don't kid yourself she would love you poor.

 

[Pegasus Actual]

10/10 given that all the personality stuff is equal... just get that alone time on the 3/10 days. Also the scenario as written has a bit of a hack to it.... "any given morning you wake up", now I'm assuming I can't use my wish to the genie to wish for a million wishes here and just take a nap to reroll... But at the very least, the scenario allows for pulling an all-nighter on a 10/10 day to get yourself a second consecutive 10/10 day.

 

[SJRB]

You should be grateful to all deities in the universe if you actually land a legit 7/10 wife.

 

[INC]

That's most women tho, 10/10 when you first meet, where they're all dolled up

3/10 when the put 0 effort in

That's literally marriage

 

[ahtlas7]

I’m married to a very fun 10. No regrets.

 

[Lunarorbit]

OP, you're describing one of my favorite novels.

No,no,no. Op didn't ask if you wanted your wife to be AGED 3 or 7.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

A 10/10 becomes a 6/10 at best the moment she‘s worried / upset / bored / tired. And the same goes for men. Nobody is at their finest all the time. And I’d argue nobody is a 10/10 without some shenanigans that will usually wear off overnight.

Therefore, if your partner is a 7/10 in the morning after a night of heavy duty, you’re set.

Also, Jennifer Connelly was the sexiest woman alive at 40. Better than in her prime, honestly.

 

[MAtgS]

Can I pick both?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

If you want to know what a chick will look like when she's old, look at her mom.

Buf if that mom happens to be Salma Hayek then you gotta roll the dice hombre.

 

[winjer]

A sane 10/10 is like a unicorn.
Better settle with a 7/10 that is sane, caring and willing to share a lifetime.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Paper bags still exist, so I'll go with the 10/10.

According to Kevin Samuels, 7's don't exist.

 

[Ikutachi]

A sane 10/10 is like a unicorn.
Better settle with a 7/10 that is sane, caring and willing to share a lifetime.

 

[NahaNago]

OP, you're describing one of my favorite novels.

I sold all my Piers Anthony books plus like 99% of my books when I moved.

That was so stupid of me.

edit: on topic the 7 out of 10 is what I'd marry. With that said I would like to know what the 3 out of 10 looks like.

 

[Trunx81]

“Coin flip” is a strange expression for “with or without makeup”, OP.

 

[Nvzman]

“Coin flip” is a strange expression for “with or without makeup”, OP.

eh thats not really all there is,
you could have an incredibly beautiful woman who is fun to go out with, but then you go home with her and she's a total slob, like digusting-level slob. Or she has absolutely terrible morning breath and smells bad, or she talks like a psycho in her sleep.

 

[BlackTron]

you could have an incredibly beautiful woman who is fun to go out with, but then you go home with her and she's a total slob, like digusting-level slob.

This was my problem with a 9 I met. I could not handle it.

 

[Azzurri]

7/10 is less likely to cheat.

 

[Trunx81]

eh thats not really all there is,
you could have an incredibly beautiful woman who is fun to go out with, but then you go home with her and she's a total slob, like digusting-level slob. Or she has absolutely terrible morning breath and smells bad, or she talks like a psycho in her sleep.

that was a joke, next time I put a /jk behind it ..

You are absolutely right, imagine she´s a 10 and then she has a strange smell coming from behind her ears. West Texas CEO can relate to that

Incredibly beautiful women are sometimes highly unsecure, because no one approaches them out of fear to being rejected. Furthermore, what is beauty? Is it really scalable on a 1-10 basis? I would rather say no, because the inside is what counts.

 

[Burning Blade]

I married my 10/10

 

[The Cockatrice]

No sane man would do the coin flip. 7/10 are usually 10's in bed anyway, while the 10/10 ones are 3/10 in bed.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

“Girls named Tiffany” always gets me

7/10 is less likely to cheat.

You wish.

 

[West Texas CEO]

You wish.

I agree.
I get with more cheating 7s than I do 10s.

 

[Mihos]

At my age, all the 10/10 are 3/10 now. Except for maybe one chick, but she can't cook for shit and has a special needs dog.

 

[DanteFox]

I married my 10/10

Burning Blade's wife, please stop using your husband's account without his permission.

 

[NeverYouMind]

How does a 10 go to a 3 instead of a 6 or something? I really do not understand.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

I voted for the 7, but the 3&10 would be cool because it would prove magic exists. I'd show her my own magic trick where I disappear on the "3" days.

 

[March Climber]

...marry a woman who is a 10/10 half the time and a 3/10 half the time? Let's say the mechanics of it is as follows: for the second scenario, any given morning you wake up your wife either has a 50/50 chance of looking like a prime Jennifer Connelly (or whatever you consider a ten) or she looks like Susan Boyle/Lizzo.

Is this the internet version of a 7 where people here and elsewhere will claim that Florence Pugh and Zendaya are both 7s? If so, sign me up.

 

[Blitzmangoman]

I only take perfect 5/7.

 

[Mistake]

I once went on a date with a 10. I asked her what she does for fun and she said "cry."

I promptly noped out

 

[Woggleman]

The 7/10 especially if she has a good personality. I am married to a 10/10 with a good personality but the latter is what convinced me to actually tie the knot. I onced was engaged to a woman who was physically a 10 but I felt like a dodged the biggest bullet when we split.

 

[rm082e]

How does a 10 go to a 3 instead of a 6 or something? I really do not understand.

I think they mean the coin flip is either a 10 (heads), or a 3 (tails). Basically would you take the risk or play it safe?

 

[tkscz]

I've been with a couple 10's, and the 6's or 7's know how to please way better. If I woke up next to a lizzo, I'd burn the bed

I like fat chicks and still give her a 4/10. She is just not

I married an 8 so that should answer the question.

 

[IntentionalPun]

How TF can anyone consider Lizzo a 3?

Is it on a scale from 3-10, since on a scale she’s 310?

 

[Blade2.0]

I don't want to marry anyone.