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Wow...it's cold as balls outside

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MIMIC

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And just think...just last week, we hit 67ºF :lol
 

Culex

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9 degrees right now, 6 when I woke up. It's hard to believe last friday was 60 degrees in the morning!
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Its 12 degrees here in NYC,but it feels like -3 cause of the wind chill :(
 

gofreak

GAF's Bob Woodward
MrPing1000 said:
snowing in Northern Ireland although the rains getting rid of it now

It was snowing like crazy when I left the house this morning! Though it's all gone now, it's mostly blue sky in Dublin now :(
 

raYne

Member
Wow...it's cold as balls outside
:lol

I know dude! It's not quite that bad here in NY (15 w -3 windchill) but I had to drop my bro at the subway and hadn't driven my car since mid/late last week when it rained.

So this morning I unlock the door and try to open it and the handle didn't even budge... try a few times and the handle releases. Then I try to pull the door and nothing... the whole outside area of the door is apparently frozen, though not visually. So I head inside and get some hot water and pour it along the door the door opens. I turn the key in the ignition and the car thankfully starts right up (quarter tank of gas which thankfully didn't freeze). I open the garage door and hop back in the car, put the car in reverse... release the handbrake... no movement. The handbrake is frozen! :lol More hot water and we're good to go.

So I drop my bro off and come back, five minute round trip. The "hot" water is already frozen on the ground outside the garage. Winter rocks!
 
I was almost blinded opening my window this morning, by the sun coming off the snow.

Glasgow's usually pretty crappy for getting snow. I remember, I think it was last year, everywhere else in the whole UK got tons of snow, they were closing schools and everything and we got nothing. Well a lot of rain, but nary a drop of snow.
 

Suerte

Member
It's death weather in Scotland today. Plus all the snow is turning to slush, which is gay.

p.s. I thought balls were hot?
 
Suerte said:
It's death weather in Scotland today. Plus all the snow is turning to slush, which is gay.

p.s. I thought balls were hot?

It still all nice and white out in the suburbs, but I know what you mean, it'll be brown slush in town.

And balls are cold. Or at least colder than the rest of your body. That's why they hang down, for ventilation.
 

NetMapel

Guilty White Male Mods Gave Me This Tag
-22C here in London, Ontario (YES, THERE IS A LONDON IN CANADA !!!). Damn windchill !
 

madara

Member
Dang Scotland, N. Ireland. What life like those places? Feeling abit of jealousy at moment as poor wisconsiner. :lol
 

Iceman

Member
Can't complain I suppose.. In Madison, WI it's:

Fair
1°F
Feels Like
-13°F

The annoying part is this:

Gusty winds developing. A mix of clouds and sun giving way to light snow this afternoon. Wind chills approaching -15F. High 23F. Winds S at 25 to 35 mph. Chance of snow 60%. Snow accumulations less than one inch.


At home in San Diego though it's not even 7AM and it's already 65F and the high will be 80F. Sunny and clear.
 

B'z-chan

Banned
God do i love cali. At least it isnt cold as balls here. My toes might be a little cold but damn its nice to be in the 40's at night.
 

raYne

Member
B'z-chan said:
God do i love cali. At least it isnt cold as balls here. My toes might be a little cold but damn its nice to be in the 40's at night.

Best thing about NY is when it gets to 40+ during the winter a people (though few) automatically start wearing t-shirts/shorts like it summer time. :lol
 

Drey1082

Member
It was a wonderful 0 degrees Farenheit when I left for work this morning. Made my 6 block walk through Chicago from the train to work that much more enjoyable.
 

Iceman

Member
raYne said:
Best thing about NY is when it gets to 40+ during the winter a people (though few) automatically start wearing t-shirts/shorts like it summer time. :lol

Same thing here in Wisconsin.

I spent a winter in upstate New York one year and as soon as it hit 40 the jackets and sweaters were gone. Same thing has happened every year since I've been in Wisconsin. Funny thing is after summer when it goes down from 70-80F to just 50F the sweaters and jackets start coming on. Whahapa?
 
You guys don't know cold.

Here in Winnipeg, Canada it's been around -30C (-22F) for close to a month now (with a few warm days (-15C) mixed in).

On Monday it was - 34C (-29 F), with the windchill it was -45C. And my car didn't start. Fuck.

Now that is cold.

(Though I'm still waiting for the day of -40C[-50C (-58F!!!!) with the windchill] like we usually get once a year. We usually have a few days a year when we are the coldest place on the planet, colder than Siberia).
 

MIMIC

Banned
Now I remember why I don't drink coffee. I bought some this morning and burned the shit out of my tongue.

My tongue still hurts...and that was over 2 hours ago. :(
 

xsarien

daedsiluap
It is not even fucking funny how much I hate this weather. The only consolation is that when I check the weather for my old college town, it's even COLDER there.
 

Tazznum1

Member
Die Squirrel Die said:
It still all nice and white out in the suburbs, but I know what you mean, it'll be brown slush in town.

And balls are cold. Or at least colder than the rest of your body. That's why they hang down, for ventilation.


I thought balls were hot and that is why they hang - to get away from core heat. When they retract they are cold.


Why does a female have to teach the males about their bodies?

lol
 
IIRC, sperm do not do so well at normal human body temperature. That's why men who lead a sedentary lifestyle often have low(er) sperm counts; their balls are always pressed up against their bodies, frying the little guys. All this hanging/retraction business is to maintain a temperature just below normal body temperature.
 

xsarien

daedsiluap
Tazznum1 said:
HOT BALLS ARE NOT HAPPY BALLS!

:lol

Yeah, well, today the boys are just going to have to fucking DEAL. It's cold enough for urine to flash freeze, so every inch of me is going to be kept as warm as humanly possible.
 

Jim Bowie

Member
MIMIC said:
Now I remember why I don't drink coffee. I bought some this morning and burned the shit out of my tongue.

My tongue still hurts...and that was over 2 hours ago. :(

And it won't go away for DAYS, I feel your pain :(

That's why I gave up coffee, hot tea, hot cider... but hot chocolate is still cool. You just have to let it sit for a minute. So it can be chill.
 

raYne

Member
Tazznum1 said:
I thought balls were hot and that is why they hang - to get away from core heat. When they retract they are cold.


Why does a female have to teach the males about their bodies?

lol
Other way around... as Die Squirrel Die said, need to be colder than the rest of the body hence they hang down. When you... well.. we :p get cold they retract to the body for warmth.

*edit*
Huh... a balls discussion... wtf indeed. :lol
 

Tazznum1

Member
See I always thought they needed to be colder because they get hot so easy. So guys with very extended...uh...BALLS had really warm ones.
 

J2 Cool

Member
feels like 0 degrees out here and with no jacket like i went to school with today, shit man, it's cold as balls.
 
isnt the saying "its hot as balls outside"

not cold?

either way, yea its really cold here in NY, i actually had to break out the North face for once.
 

Meier

Member
Gonna be in the 20s tonight in Tallahassee. NO THANKS! Not to mention the 10+ mph winds we can expect all day.. I wish it would snow at least for getting this cold ><
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
45 degrees right now in Austin, TX. It's not really that bad, I put on my thin AE jacket with a t-shirt and I was perfectly fine. But some people at the grocery store were dressed for sub zero weather. Crazy Texans. :lol
 

ohamsie

Member
Ohio is like a down syndrome kid when it comes to winter weather. It's a bit slow, and then confused, and then really excited about one extreme or the other, changing its mind like it just saw a shiny nickel in the gutter.
 
madara said:
Dang Scotland, N. Ireland. What life like those places? Feeling abit of jealousy at moment as poor wisconsiner. :lol

Depressing, its never REALLY REALLY COLD but it's never sunny and it rains a lot.
 
It was cold as fuck this morning in NYC...I actually relished being pressed between the obligatory 10,000 pound 50-yr-old women that fill up every MTA bus at 7AM, as their various flaps and air pockets would keep me from frostbite.

Fucking work inexplicably has an air conditioner on in the office, though. wtf? :-\
 
gofreak said:
It was snowing like crazy when I left the house this morning! Though it's all gone now, it's mostly blue sky in Dublin now :(

Yeah, it seems that whenever we get snow in Dublin, it gets really heavy for about an hour and then melts away. I can't remember the last year we got a proper covering on the ground
 

Eggo

GameFan Alumnus
It was like 85 degrees yesterday during lunch. I actually turned on the air conditioner in my car it was so hot. Southern California rocks.
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