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[The Bookerman]

It's been 3 years since I first started reading Wrestlecrap inductees on the site. 6 months ago, I bought the book.... Loyal Wrestlecrappers, seriously, go buy it. Here's a couple of passages:

(About Ultimate Warrior in WCW)....

Much as he'd done for McMahon two years earlier, the Warrior spiked ratings and fan interest during his initial appearances with WCW.Then the goofiness began. Warrior - or WCW, or someone in charge- decided that the Warrior should become the second coming of Batman, complete with illuminated "Warrior Signal" and appeals to dans to tune in the following week at the "Same Warrior time,Same Warrior Channel!"

More on the Warrior after his WCW days:

He now preaches a belief in one's inner being, which he calls "Warrior Wisdom". He has Fabricated his own vocabulary to assist in his teachings. Think of it as sniglets for the clinically insane. For exemple he has coined the term "Destrucity" Here is the definition, in his comic book:

Destrucity: In it's design,Destrucity represents as a constellation existing in the heavens which symbolizes the "Eight Disciplines" by which Warriors chose to live their lives constantly evolving toward a completion of their chosen destiny- all with the strength in the denial of "System Beliefs"- the very Beliefs thaht amplify differences in and create rights, wrongs , judgements, and opinions of people,places and things.

And really, what more can be said?

The next one is for DM.

(about No Holds Barred- A movie Starring Hulk Hogan and Written By Vince McMahon)


"Coming to the realization that felonious assaults is porbably not the best method of operation, Brell(an evil promotor) hires Smantha Moore in an attempt to seduce our Hero. However, few woman can resist the charms of a greased-up Hulk Hogan, and Sam is no exception. She begins falling for the big guy after he stops an armed robbery by starting a pie fight. Don't ask. She eventually gives up after watching Rip(Hogan) work out in a thong, a love scene the world hasn't seen the likes of since. THANK GOD!"

Go buy it.

 

[shoplifter]

I keep meaning to pick this up.

 

[Matlock]

 

[The Bookerman]

I keep meaning to pick this up.

Definetly worth EVERY penny.

 

[Guzim]