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WCW, I love you. :lol :lol

All of this stupidity led to WCW advertising a "Judy Bagwell on a Pole" match. Unfortunately, no pole big enough could be found for the "big, fat battleax" (tm, Chris Kanyon), and the bout was revised and made a "Judy Bagwell on a Forklift" match.

And, you see, the stips were that if Kanyon won, he'd get Judy as her personal valet.

That was if KANYON won, mind you. See, he wanted Judy to be his version of Kimberly.

Now I'm not saying this angle didn't make sense or anything...

:lol

Oh wait, maybe I am.

Just when you thought things couldn't possibly get worse, guess who made the run in during this bout?

Oh yes...former WCW world champion David Arquette.

I'm trying to think if I could book something worse.

Short of bringing back Cheatum, I don't think so.

Mr. Cox's interference backfired, leading to a super sloppy double Blockbuster, the likes of which hasn't been since the last indy show you attended that had 25 people total in the audience.

Buff won the match, and thereby giving us the greatest Mother's Day gift of all time: sparing us from the natural feud of Judy Bagwell vs. David Arquette.

I never thought I'd say this, but THANK YOU, MARCUS BAGWELL.

:lol :lol

I can't believe I forgot about Judy Bagwell!

 

[themadcowtipper]

Yeah that was a time in WCW when every match was some kind of pole match.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

there was also a time when a high heel was the deadliest weapon on the planet :lol

 

[FortNinety]

Yeah that was a time in WCW when every match was some kind of pole match.

Funny how I now miss those days...

 

[Hollywood]

Yeah that was a time in WCW when every match was some kind of pole match.

Brings back memories of the 'San Francisco 49er' match, where there were 4 boxes on each poll with the WCW title in one of them. I think it was Sid vs. Jeff Jarrett, but the participants are unimportant. What was so funny was that the box fell apart and the title fell into the ring, yet both guys pretended that it didn't even happen, even though they looked at the belt and instead decided to not grab it on 15 opportunities to do so. :lol

I could be wrong on this part, but I think they actually went around looking through the EMPTY boxes for it even though the belt was in the ring next to them too. :lol

 

[Bog]

Funny how I now miss those days...

Not sure if you're serious or not, but I actually do. Those days were second to only the late 80s WWF to me.

 

[The Main Event]

I actually enjoy watching TNA wrestling for the fact that it feels so much like WCW, has-been- stars trying to find themselves a new path.

Besides David Arquette, I remember watching a Nitro show with Chucky to promote his new movie. It was bad yes, but that's what made me watch Nitro.

I didn't much care about their "real" talent. Norman Smiley, The Mecca of Manhood (Shawn Stasiak), La Parka, Disco Inferno and Alex Wright (techno-dance version) was what kept me from watching the show.

Bad can be good if done right...like WCW!

 

[FortNinety]

Not sure if you're serious or not, but I actually do. Those days were second to only the late 80s WWF to me.

Actually I was. As dumb as things were, it made wrestling sure as hell a lot more fun than compared with today.

 

[Brian Fellows]

Its when I quit watching. Russo killed my love for wrestling for 3 or 4 years.