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[clipunderground]

Mysterious animal shot outside San Antonio, TX

*shock*

 

[demon]

?

 

[Guzim]

The Mexican legend goat killer?!?!

 

[clipunderground]

The Mexican legend goat killer?!?!

you know it! lol

 

[ManDudeChild]

?

R.I.P

 

[Tenguman]

http://woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=A8436E17-3306-4B96-99E2-5F9B5543A794

also i think this story was linked a month ago

 

[Blinky]

Yeah, I live in San Antonio. It was in the paper. But down here there is always crap like this. Every 8 minutes someone sees the Virgin Mary in a cornflake or something...

 

[clipunderground]

Yeah, I live in San Antonio. It was in the paper. But down here there is always crap like this. Every 8 minutes someone sees the Virgin Mary in a cornflake or something...

yeah, but they didn't shoot her and show everyone....

 

[Blinky]

You'd be suprised, the "chupacabra" has been shot or captured many times down here. It's always some australian/mexican/swedish/whatever dog or something. It's not real. It's bullshit, everyone knows it.

 

[DCX]

Yeah, I live in San Antonio. It was in the paper. But down here there is always crap like this. Every 8 minutes someone sees the Virgin Mary in a cornflake or something...

:lol You sometimes wonder about these legends and if there's fact behind them, now all they need to do is tracked down this bastard!!

DCX

 

[teiresias]

Isn't there also to be some large, long, snake-like creature that lives out in the wilds of Texas called the Desert Dragon or Texas Dragon or something weird like that?

 

[MIMIC]

:lol The first time I heard of a "Chupacabra" was on an episode of Dexter's Laboratory.

 

[Blinky]

Isn't there also to be some large, long, snake-like creature that lives out in the wilds of Texas called the Desert Dragon or Texas Dragon or something weird like that?

Not that I know of.

 

[ChumsGum]

I think it's been proven that it's a sick fox that has lost all its hair.

 

[Incognito]

Yeah, I live in San Antonio. It was in the paper. But down here there is always crap like this. Every 8 minutes someone sees the Virgin Mary in a cornflake or something...

Yeah, it's garbage. AND HOW ABOUT THAT 410/SAN PEDRO/I-10 CONSTRUCTION??

Christ..

 

[Error Macro]

LECHUZA!! LECHUZA!!

 

[Poody]

looks like master splinter

 

[Error Macro]

It is a strange dog-looking creature with a blue color that he says began a killing spree.

Wait a minute, WTF? It had a collar? Sunuva bitch...

 

[3phemeral]

Wait a minute, WTF? It had a collar? Sunuva bitch...

It is a strange dog-looking creature with a blue color that he says began a killing spree.

hehe

 

[Error Macro]

 

[Guzim]

:lol The first time I heard of a "Chupacabra" was on an episode of Dexter's Laboratory.

:lol South Park for me.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=4069

This expert says, “I believe that this animal’s condition represents some sort of unrecognized environmental catastrophe. Other small predators with sarcoptic mange have been observed elsewhere in the country recently. It needs urgent study.”

The condition of the Elmendorf Beast’s jaw is not a result of disease process. John Gramieri, the San Antonio Zoo’s Mammal Curator thinks it's a mix between a dog and a coyote—a coydog—with very strange teeth. He says, “It's clearly a member of the dog family, a family candidate. For whatever reason, this animal had a very poor fusion in the [jaw area]…so it allowed that lower jaw to spread in a way that is not normal for any mammal, actually…It apparently had some very bad skin ailment, and that skin ailment made it go bald except for the top of its body.” Gramieri, as well as area ranchers, believes that there are more of the creatures out there. Area ranchers believe that they are breeding.

The jaw structure is not a deformity in the usual sense because it is symmetrical. It is not a mammalian jaw at all, but appears more akin to the jaw of a reptile. There is nothing in the genetic code of the mammal that would enable a jaw structure such as this. This raises the possibility that intentional genetic manipulation, or a highly unusual natural mutation, has been involved in the emergence of this species.

...

DNA results from one of the world’s leading testing facilities should be available within a month.

 

[Firest0rm]

"This raises the possibility that intentional genetic manipulation"

Umbrella... those bastards!

 

[clipunderground]

http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=4069

EEK!